Senran Kagura

I should mention here that the original intent for my Senran Kagura captions was that it was two universes: a normal, basically canon-compliant universe and a separate omni universe, in line with my usual shit. My current thinking is that something will happen (probably involving Haruka) that will start making our beloved ensemble of tiddy ninjas into omnipotent goddesses.

The one where Ikaruga becomes self-aware of her status as a video game character and absorbs the whole series' cast to become a goddess takes place in what I've called the "real-ish life" universe, in which Senran Kagura is just a video game series, like our universe.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Senran Kagura and all characters depicted are owned by Tamsoft and Marvelous Entertainment), and above the age of 18.

Hidden Ninpo: Aphrodisiac in the Water Gun!

Originally posted 2018-03-08

As Homura fell down to the sand of the beach, Asuka knelt down before her and aimed her water gun right at her face.

"Ha! Checkmate, Homura-cha--!"

It wasn't until then that she noticed something was wrong.

Asuka aims a brightly-colored water gun with both hands at Homura, positioning it squarely between Homura's breasts. Asuka wears her usual red scarf around her neck alongside her rainbow-striped bikini with a white shirt over it, made translucent from being soaked in water. She looks concerned as Homura lies on the ground, with her own shirt and bikini torn up. Homura's face is flushed and she appears to be short on breath.

"...Homura-chan? Did you snag your swimsuit on something? Your bikini's all torn up. Moreover, you're panting really hard. Are you alright? Did I push you too far? I didn't think either of us were overexerting ourselves just now...

"Hang on. Your face is really red, too. Your swimsuit couldn't have gotten torn from just running out in the open, and these water guns don't shoot at nearly high enough pressure to cut through anything. Then that means the only thing it could be is the water inside the gun! Let's see here... well, it looks like water to me. Hm... oh!"

Asuka remembered a supplementary lesson Kiriya taught her team: how to detect poisons by smell. It was a very subtle thing to pick up, but she was fairly confident in her abilities.

"Now then..." Asuka took a sniff into the half-full tank of her water gun.

"Ooh... it's not a poison, but, given how I'm feeling now, I'm... pretty sure it's some kind of aphrodisiac. Oh boy, I may have taken in more than necessary there. I... I bet it has something else in it too to make it tear apart clothing on contact--nylon and spandex and... swimsuit stuff.

"God... my mind's getting so foggy. If I'm feeling the effects of it this much from a single sniff, just imagine how Homura-chan feels after being soaked in the stuff!

"Hey, Homura-chan? I, uh... if you can hear me, I think we've been affected by an aphrodisiac. The way I see it, we have two options. One: fight it off. Two: give in and have sex with each other until it wears off. So, um... rather than fight an uphill battle, I was... thinking... maybe you and I could... y-you know...."

It wasn't until the mention of sex that Homura came out of her apparent stupor. She sat upright and grabbed Asuka by the collar of her soaked, translucent T-shirt.

"I thought you'd never ask, stupid Asuka."

Smirking, she pushed Asuka onto the sand and began tearing off her shirt and swimsuit. Asuka, fearing rejection from Homura, actually felt a bit more relieved than aroused herself. That quickly changed as Homura shrugged off the last shreds of her red bikini top, revealing her succulent breasts in all their glory.

Working title: Horny Water

My first caption that doesn't have to do with either a woman who's omnipotent or becomes omnipotent! Well, it's still sexy (I trust) so I hope that the absence of glow-y eyes and omnipotence won't deter anyone.

I wonder who laced Asuka's water gun with an aphrodisiac...? Whoever it was must have really wanted Asuka and Homura to finally just fuck each other instead of constantly fighting and letting their sexual tension rise and rise indefinitely. You gotta have some release at some point. ...It was probably Haruka.

The image I used is official art of Asuka (top) and Homura (bottom) from Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash (specifically from the official illustration collection for the game) done by Nan Yaegashi. The collection's contents can be seen on yande.re.

Joined at the Hip

Originally posted 2018-05-02

In an instant, Ikaruga and Yumi suddenly found themselves tightly pressed against each other, held tightly in place by a transparent inner tube.

Both clad in white bikinis and at a beach resort, Yumi and Ikaruga are pressed close together by a transparent inner tube around both their waists. Flowers are in both girls' hair. In addition to the bikini, Yumi wears a frilly arm garter and a blue-and-white wristband. Likewise, Ikaruga wears a white armband with a pair of loose ends from it being tied together.

"Ikaruga-san?!" "Yumi-san?!" the two third-years exclaimed simultaneously. Ikaruga chuckled.

"I, um... I apologize for violating your personal space so abruptly. However, I'm afraid it was not of my own volition to do so."

"Likewise. One moment, please--I believe I can resolve this predicament." Yumi grabbed a fistful of inner tube and pulled, in hopes of popping it.

"Ah, you might be onto something there," Ikaruga said as she attempted the same. A couple minutes of sustained effort proved fruitless, and the two women remained no less stuck.

Yumi chuckled. "Well, it seems we have been joined at the hip."

"By someone who wants very much for us to remain that way, apparently," Ikaruga added. She found herself staring into Yumi's astonishingly beautiful pale blue eyes. She could make out her own reflection within them.

For that matter, she was just beautiful in general. Ikaruga could see that when they first met, during the Shinobi Battle Royale, but she never before had the chance to be so close to her and take in all her grace and elegance. Had she fought against her and not Murakumo in the Battle Royale, Hanzō National Academy may have been burned to the ground!

"Is something the matter, Ikaruga-san? Is there something on my face?"

That was enough to snap Ikaruga out her daze. "What? No, not at all! I... I'm afraid I was just... distracted."

"Hm..." Yumi thought for a long moment. "Well, we are on vacation at a beach resort, a place where being distracted is more or less the entire reason to visit. However, if I distracted you, then... hm. I could be mistaken, as my experience in the matter is quite limited, but I wonder if what you're experiencing could be considered love. Romantic love, I mean."

Ikaruga considered that prospect. "I can't really say I have much experience in that field myself, either. I've noted that, since we've entered this predicament, my heart has been beating faster, and I'm getting sweaty more easily than usual."

"In this state," Yumi pointed out. "We could be ambushed by enemies and be at a significant disadvantage. And we're two warm bodies pressed against each other before a blazing hot sun."

"That's fair, but I don't think that's quite it. This may be a stretch, but I think I may enjoy being intimately close with you like this, even if I don't consciously realize it now."

"In other words... love?"

"I believe so," Ikaruga responded.

"Now that you mention it, I believe I am experiencing similar effects as a result of our sudden intimacy. Dare I say it... feels good, being so close to you."

Ikaruga smiled. "Maybe... maybe being stuck like this isn't a bad thing, after all."

Yumi responded in kind. "I agree."

"It's a little embarrassing, though, being stuck together like this. What if someone else comes this way?"

"Oh, who cares about that?" Yumi replied bluntly, actually startling Ikaruga slightly. "Right now, all I'm interested in is you, Ikaruga-san."

Working title: SenRare Pair Kagura

This caption was made for xXAlice-YakumoXx, who requested a caption of Ikaruga and Yumi from Senran Kagura.

I imagine Katsuragi used her powers to poof Ikaruga and Yumi into an impenetrable inner tube, effectively trapping them together and intimately close.

The image I used is official art of Yumi (left) and Ikaruga (right) from Senran Kagura: New Wave, done by the series' character designer, Nan Yaegashi. It was originally a card for the game. The particular version I used is on Danbooru.

Apotheosis, Part 2

Originally posted 2020-01-17

Hibari's Kagan eyes have changed shape into hearts, glowing brilliantly as she screams in orgasmic ecstasy. Her naked body lies convulsing atop a bed as Yagyū furiously fingers her, vocalizing an audible heart. Her eye not covered by her eyepatch glows red.

Yagyū unleashed her Ultimate Secret Ninja Art, channeling all the raw power she could muster into her hands, which she thrust into Hibari's vagina at unfathomable speeds. As a result, Hibari was submerged in a sea of euphoria beyond comprehension, let alone imagination. Moreover, a previously unknown aspect of Hibari's Kagan made itself known. Her pink cross-shaped pupils reshaped into brilliantly-glowing hearts. Additionally, Hibari was able to share the endless pleasure she was enjoying with Yagyū, since she was in direct and intimate contact with her.

Orgasm was no longer a fleeting moment of bliss for the two lovers. It became life itself, the air they breathed, the blood surging through their veins, the very life-force that allowed them to exist. Yagyū and Hibari became one, reveling in that oneness and the unparalleled ecstasy it entailed. They became goddesses, with their power only matched by their bliss and love for each other.

Infinitely satisfied, Yagyū sighed. "How was that? I bet you can't get that from Haruka!"

Hibari smiled beatifically. "It was amazing, Yagyū-chan, but..."

Her smile became sheepish. "Um... well, actually, Haruka-san has already kinda managed to... induce apotheosis in me."

"Wh-what? Wait... do you mean to tell me you were already a goddess before we did this?"

"Y-yeah. I, um... I didn't want to surprise you, so I was playing along."

"But I could tell you were ascending with me. What was that?"

"Well, I ascended partway thanks to Haruka-san, and then you helped me the rest of the way, s-so now I'm kinda... all-powerful."

"So Haruka is on the same level as I am now?"

"Nigh-omnipotent, right."

"So she doesn't stand a chance of asserting herself over you, right?"

"R-right, but in all fairness, neither do you. With that in mind, I'll see to it that you and she get along and don't fight over me anymore~!"

"W-well, I... suppose that's... acceptable, as long as you don't let her coerce you into participating in some creepy experiment or anything."

Hibari smiled again. "Actually, I was thinking of revising them so they're enjoyable for all involved, instead of just Haruka-san. Of course, I'll make sure they're to your liking too, Yagyū-chan!"

"I can't help but be concerned by that... but I'd be lying if I said the prospect didn't intrigue me."

No, you didn't miss the prequel to this caption. Not yet, anyway.

The image I used is fanart of Hibari (top) and Yagyū (bottom) from Senran Kagura, done by jt dong-agyoku on Pixiv. (The post has since been deleted, so here's a Danbooru mirror.) I flipped it vertically, since both OmniScribbler (thanks for beta reading) and I felt it looked better that way.

"Don't Worry About It!"

Originally posted 2019-07-26

Homura looks startled at her naked body and the unexpected inclusion of a huge penis. Her body, hair, and especially her eyes are glowing a fiery orange, resembling a powered-up version of her canonical Crimson Mode. Her breasts have light tan lines, as do her substantial testicles.

W-w-what's happening to me? I feel like I'm in my Crimson form, but I haven't even touched Engetsuka... and then there's my new cock! It's never been this big before, even when I masturbated with it! God, it feels like it's on fire--somehow even more so than normal!

I still don't know how Haruka talked me into going along with that procedure she proposed... the cock was a side effect. I figured it wouldn't be anything to worry about, but now it's growing out of control! There's so much power surging through me!

It just keeps building and building, no matter what I do... I can't stop it! I don't know how much more is left, or if I'll be able to contain it all!

I suppose... the question to ask at this point is if I even care. This feels... good! Really good, actually! Yeah, I don't care what happens to me! At this point, I don't think I have much of a choice! I just hope this doesn't end up killing me somehow... I've got too much to live for to die now! Haruka, you'd better have a miracle between those huge tits of yours!

At the time of this caption's original posting, I had an ongoing poll going, presenting my readers with several premises for captions. The idea was that the most popular results would be given priority in my writing and posting them. This one ended up being eighth out of ten to be made.

The image I used is fanart of Homura from Senran Kagura, done by jadf. A version with censor bars and a second cock penetrating her urethra is on Pixiv, but the uncensored and not-being-fucked-in-her-own-dickhole version I used is on Sankaku Complex. I don't know whether jadf made this version or if it was a third-party edit--I can't find any mention of an original source beyond the aforementioned dick-fucking censored version on Pixiv.