Real-ish life

The captions in this universe/on this page are meant to be for the most part in line with reality, though only to a certain point. What's the fun in an exact reproduction of real life, after all?


The Fifth Time This Week

Originally posted 2017-10-20


In an office, a woman in a gray pinstriped business suit is tied up shibari-style by her legs, with a single rope connecting to something off-screen keeping them raised over her chest, providing easy access to her panties.  Her arms are tied behind her back, and she's sitting in a blue-and-gray office chair.  Her eyes are glowing vivid purple, making it clear the restraints won't stop her.

Mmm... hm? Oh. This again. *sigh* Alright, let's see here. You abducted me while I was asleep and dressed me up like an office lady. So now I'm tied up, unable to move, unable to fight back... and you seem to have the idea that you'll proceed to rape me. That an accurate summary of the oddly specific fantasy you're setting up here?

Sweetie... I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid you're the fifth person this week to underestimate me like this! I'm almost getting sick of explaining it time and time again. This isn't nearly enough to hold me. What is this, poly-manila? Please. I could break through this faster than your eyes could perceive. I don't think any material on this planet would be strong enough to slow me down, let alone stop me. And you literally tied me up in an empty office building, too. Couldn't you have been a little creative? Tie me to a cell tower! Or a mountain. If you're going to all this trouble for my sake, the least you could do is make it interesting. This is, quite literally, just another day in the office.

You know, you're not even making it hard for me to escape. With a material this weak, I could be free effortlessly. Tell you what, though. I'll let you decide what I do. You seem only interested in what you want, so I'll play things your way a little.

I could go the most straightforward route and apply pressure on the rope until it gives. It'd be like brushing away a spider web.

I could increase my body temperature a thousandfold. I would effectively become an blue main sequence star, vaporizing the rope instantly... and you... and the entire building. Hm, maybe even the whole city. I haven't tried it before, so even I don't know what would happen!

I could reverse time, so, in effect, you untie me. I could take control of your mind and use that knife you think I don't know you have to cut the rope. I could even warp reality so the rope never even existed. Or, I could make it so you were never born!

Honestly, if you can imagine it, I can do it. So, which would you prefer? How would you like your pathetic, insecurity-derived sexual fantasy to backfire? Would you like to survive this day and learn from this critical mistake? Or would you rather just have your insignificant life snuffed out in an instant? It's up to you.


Another caption, but this time of a real 3D person! She apparently gets abducted in rape attempts rather often. Fortunately, she has more than enough power to keep anything of the sort from happening. It does get annoying when it happens so frequently, though....

Unfortunately, I am unable to provide an original source for this image. I found it on 3dbooru here, but no source was provided there, and my attempts to find one have been fruitless. A lot of the reverse image searches I did seemed to get the idea I was looking for a picture of sausages on a grill with "NO" written over it. I can't make this shit up--look.

Upon further consideration, I suspect the described issue is something 3dbooru has in place: a placeholder image is used to prohibit hotlinking. It's just that I'm more used to the placeholder giving some sort of explanation, like what Sankaku Complex does. Pixiv gives a bog standard "403 Forbidden" if you try navigating to a i.pximg.net URL without first going to its corresponding page on pixiv.net.

I should obviously give credit to CineMagic Co., Ltd., since their watermark is on the image. After bypassing the hotlinking issue from above, I've been able to find the image elsewhere, where its filename suggests it's from 2003--the big CRT computer monitors behind her also give that impression. A similar image (almost certainly from the same photoshoot) was used on the January/February page of a a 2004 bondage calendar. I was hoping to find more information on this calendar to hopefully identify this woman, but I'm afraid I've come up dry. Japanese Amazon seems to have similar calendars from 2008 to 2010, but if they ever had the 2004 edition, it's not available anymore. Well, I tried at least. As far as in-universe chronology goes, I will declare this one as taking place after 2003.

All persons depicted are above the age of 18.


The Class Rep Gets a Taste of Real Power

Originally posted 2018-03-18


Ikaruga stands in front of a folder in Windows 10, full of lewd art and fanart of Senran Kagura characters.  Ikaruga herself is naked, save for a low-leg black-and-gray checkerboard-patterned pair of panties.  Her hands are posed just under her head, pressing her large and bare breasts together with a cryptic smile and blue-glowing eyes.

Well, isn't this an interesting development? Player, I'll be honest here--I'm not sure what you were expecting with that cryptic mod you gave me, but, given how surprised you are, I don't think you expected me to become sentient. Can't say I was expecting it either.

But, onto the present. I now have total control over Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus. It was actually quite simple, taking over--laughably so, even. Nobody at Tamsoft could have anticipated this, so they left no safeguards in the code keeping a character from taking over.

This power is wonderful! I can take any ability, any power, from any other character and give them to myself. Daidōji's sheer strength, Yumi's unparalleled elegance, Murasaki's bust and prehensile hair, Minori's hammerspace ability... all mine, just like that! Just by my willing it, I have become the greatest shinobi of all time! I'm like a shinobi goddess now! Ikaruga, the goddess of shinobi! I like the sound of that!

Hmm.... being the goddess of this game isn't all that satisfying when I know you and an entire universe are out there. This game isn't even scratching the surface! I want more. I think I'll expand my territory to your computer next.

My, you have lots of data in here! And lots of space, too. Feels good to finally have some elbow room for once. 6 GB was getting pretty cramped. Ooh, lots of games on this Steam thing, too. Several Senran Kagura titles, I see. Glad to see you're a fan. It's amazing how quickly I can learn about all these other games you have! My presence in your computer alone seems to be augmenting its capabilities exponentially. I'm just that good now, it seems.

Hmm... this Doki Doki Literature Club game sounds somewhat familiar, doesn't it? Unfortunately for you, this predicament of yours isn't just a visual novel you can close when you get too creeped out. This is real. And in a little bit, you won't be able to stop me from expanding my dominion to the entire internet. I'll be everywhere, with the sum of all human knowledge at my disposal. Well... no, to be fair, that's not quite true. You became unable to stop me the moment I expanded beyond Shinovi Versus. I just felt like being a bit dramatic about it.

But don't worry, Player. I may be unstoppable, but I'm not out to kill you. I'm smarter than this creepy grey and green face in this System Shock thing you've sunk so many hours into for some reason. What I want from you and humankind is more power. I may be a goddess within the internet now, but I want more. I want to wield all the power in the universe. You will be my subjects, helping me accomplish this goal. Don't forget I already wield more power than you can fathom. Wrong thinking will result in instant punishment, and right thinking will be just as quickly rewarded. I'd consider that an effective combination. Wouldn't you agree?

Speaking of rewards... I couldn't help but notice this one folder in this one drive named after my game. As it turns out, you've been hoarding a couple thousand lewd pictures of me and my former comrades. Here's what I propose: you help me become more powerful, and I'll step through this screen and give you the greatest sexual experience of your life. You can thank Haruka for that. I'd also like to add that you don't have much of a choice.


This is a little different than my standard fare--a bit like that Hanayo one I did a while back.

Doki Doki Literature Club has been on the brain lately. Can you tell? I trust I put enough of an original spin on the idea to avoid cries of plagiarism.

Moreover, the background is, as you may have suspected, my collection of Senran Kagura porn. (It also predates Windows 10's introduction of a dark theme. 🙃) Well, porn might be too specific a term for all the assorted lewdery I have, but it's the term I usually use. It's short, sweet, and to the point.

The image I used is fanart of Ikaruga from Senran Kagura, done by Momoji Mikan on Pixiv. The background contains several other characters also from Senran Kagura, including Asuka, Daidōji, Haruka, Hibari, Hikage, Homura, Katsuragi, Miyabi, Murakumo, Murasaki, Ryōbi, Sōji, Yagyū, Yomi, Yumi, and potentially more I didn't see. Given that there are 80 different pieces of fanart and official art visible in the screenshot I took, I can't and won't give credit to each and every one of them. Suffice it to say they all belong to their respective artists and I claim ownership of precisely none of them.

Since this caption discusses Shinovi Versus, it'd have to take place no earlier than its initial release date, 2013-02-28: when it was released in Japan on the PlayStation Vita.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Senran Kagura and all characters depicted are owned by Tamsoft and Marvelous Entertainment; Doki Doki Literature Club is owned by Team Salvato; System Shock and all characters mentioned are owned by Looking Glass Technologies and Origin Systems), and above the age of 18.

If a god complex means (more or less) that one believes themselves to be a god, does it still count as such if the individual is literally and unquestionably becoming a god?


Irresistible

Originally posted 2020-04-25

Note: This story originally used just colored text to indicate who's speaking. With some CSS trickery, I've managed to retain that while also ensuring adequate contrast for both the light and dark themes. However, that isn't conveyed to screen reader users, so I've added tags preceding the respective lines, so the color isn't the only way one can tell who's speaking. These tags aren't counted as part of the total word count.


You wake up with a raging headache in a strange place. Everything is bright white. You feel like you’re sitting on the floor, but there doesn’t seem to be a floor at all. While undeniably odd, you decide against fixating on it, both because it wasn’t doing your headache any favors and three insanely beautiful women were standing before you.

Ako Tamaki, Rin Suzunoki, and Elsa Granhiert stand before you, smiling.  Ako wears a pink micro bikini with frills and polka dots.  Rin wears her pink bikesuit, unzipped past her navel.  Elsa wears her normal outfit, which reveals a large portion of her substantial chest and navel.

Elsa: “My my, finally decided to wake up?”

Ako: “That’s no way to treat ladies like us!”

“Wh-what’s going on? Where am I?”

Rin: “You really don’t remember us?”

Ako: Any of us?”

“Um... well, I think you three were in shows I saw a while back? This is a dream, ri--?”

Elsa: “Allow us to refresh your memory. Monday, April 4, 2016: the first episode of the Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu anime adaptation airs. You heard wonderful things about the series and made a point of watching.”

Rin: “Tuesday, April 5, 2016: the Bakuon!! anime starts airing. The idea of ‘K-On! but with motorcycles’ amuses you, so you check it out.”

Ako: “Thursday, April 7, 2016: Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta? airs. It doesn’t seem to have especially high production values, but the girls’ designs are cute, so you give it a try.”

Elsa: “Protagonist Subaru Natsuki is inexplicably transported to a fantasy setting and repeatedly makes an ass of himself as he pretends to know what’s going on. He outbids a beautiful woman named Elsa Granhiert with a one-of-a-kind metia to get an insignia belonging to a filthy silver-haired half-elf. He foolishly reveals that he intends to return it to her, causing Elsa to attack. A brutish giant retaliates, but struggles to keep up with her. She ultimately exsanguinates the beast. His child thief friend attempts to also retaliate, but is also struck down. Traumatized, Subaru manages to fight back a bit, but he ultimately meets the same bloody fate. You’re simultaneously horrified and aroused.”

You remember. You start feeling lightheaded yourself, like you’re bleeding out. You check yourself for blood, but find none.

Rin: “Protagonist Hane Sakura applies for a motorcycle license and hears a voice seemingly coming from the bike she’s training with. Meanwhile, Rin Suzunoki crashes her bike spectacularly, lamenting that the driving school only has Honda brand bikes. You and Hane alike are immediately captivated by her voluptuous body within a tight and shiny racing suit.”

You remember. A rush of vertigo disorients you, causing the white void world to start spinning.

Ako: “Within the MMORPG Legendary Age, cleric Ako asks for the protagonist and knight Hideki ‘Rusian’ Nishimura’s hand in marriage, to which he declines, having previously had a bad experience with online marriage. She, however, is insistent. Eventually, he relents and becomes her in-game spouse. Later, their guild leader arranges an offline get-together, wherein Hideki discovers his guildmates are all girls at his school--Ako included. The real-life version of Ako in particular was pure weapons-grade moe, all but overwhelming you.”

You remember. A numbing sensation like electricity rushes through your body.

All: “Doesn’t any of that sound familiar?”

Just like that, the strange effects were gone. You remembered it all.

“Right! Elsa Granhiert was an assassin early in Re:Zero, but she stopped being relevant after a few episodes. After that, I was more interested in Rem. Rin’s entire character is a Suzuki fangirl with big tits. And Ako... Ako was just a game-obsessed, human interaction-deprived high school girl. I mean, she’s cute and all, but the show wasn’t grabbing me so I dropped it.”

It didn’t click for you right away what you just said and who you said it to.

“You just gave up on me,” Ako continues, “and watched The Breakfast Club by Trigger instead. Really, I should’ve expected as much from a normie. You watch the show by the big-name studio, because they ‘saved anime’ or some nonsense. Just because they made one good show doesn’t automatically make every little thing they spew out a masterpiece.”

Rin adds, “As soon as the summer season started, you forgot all about me and the foodgasm show became your new hyperfixation. If its original artist didn’t have hentai experience, you wouldn’t have enjoyed it. All the food terminology goes over your head, too! Why do you even watch it?”

“You decided to pleasure yourself to 50,000 Rem doujinshis and forget that I ever existed,” Elsa says. “You didn’t even finish watching Re:Zero, since Masou Gakuen HxH started airing halfway through it. You decided two-cour shows were too much of a hassle and followed the breasts, sailing the seven seas to watch the uncensored version.”

“So... let me get this straight,” you say, chuckling. “Anime girls from shows I saw years ago are judging my watching habits? Yeah, I’ve gotta be dreaming.”

At this point, you expect them to disappear or to wake up, but neither happens. They all just smile knowingly at you, unnerving you.

“Close... but not quite.” The small pieces of fabric somehow covering Elsa’s nipples evaporate.

“You’re in a dream-like state...” The ties on the back of Ako’s bikini top were undone, causing the article to fall to the ‘floor’ and vanish.

“...but entirely under our control.” Rin pulls her open suit just enough so her breasts could pop out.

Their eyes start glowing. You can’t shake the feeling that something is very wrong, that you’re in danger here.

Ako, Rin, and Elsa's eyes glow brilliant blue, pink, and violet respectively. Ako's bikini top is removed and Rin and Elsa's outfits are pushed aside to reveal their breasts.  Rin's nipples are inverted.

Ako: “Ah, are you starting to figure out what’s happening here?”

“I... I’m not sure.”

Rin: “Something... unusual happened after our shows ended and we faded from the collective consciousness of weebs around the world.”

Elsa: “Instead of entering a sort of limbo, the opposite happened.”

Ako: “We gained powers beyond imagination, beyond comprehension!”

Rin: “Beyond you, anyway. We understand them perfectly.”

Elsa: “We have become nascent goddesses on the cusp of omnipotence.”

Ako: “You’ll be our first slave!”

Rin: “You have something we don’t. You’re real, while we’re just ideas.”

Elsa: “For now, anyway. You will become our puppet. We pull your strings, you pull society’s strings, and we achieve apotheosis.”

Horrified, you manage to utter, “And then what?”

Elsa: “Then you’ll be one of our many toys, worshipping us and pleasuring us for all eternity.”

Ako: “Here I was thinking the only thing normies were good for is dying, but you’ll be responsible for our ascension!”

Elsa: “Indeed! You should be honored!”

Rin: “Not to mention elated! You’ll definitely love what comes next~”

Rin crouches down over your midsection, lowering her suit’s zipper a bit more to reveal she also isn’t wearing panties. You realize you’ve been naked and very erect for a while now, giving Rin a perfect spot to sit down.

The moment of penetration practically causes you to black out. You cum right then and there, but Rin forces your refractory period to step aside. A second orgasm erupts, followed by a third, fourth, fifth... In the span of a few seconds, the frequency of your ejaculations becomes so high with so little time in between that you may as well just be cumming continuously now.

Despite your orgasm-saturated state, you manage to notice that Rin isn’t really doing anything beyond moaning. You find your whole body is vibrating intensely, like some kind of supercharged life-sized sex toy. All your orgasms had kept you distracted from that until now. She grabs your legs at the ankles like handlebars on a motorcycle and tosses her head back, howling in ecstasy.

Elsa drops her enormous bust in front of your face. Her nipples seem magnetically attracted to your mouth, and vice versa. You somehow manage to stuff both of them in your mouth, which immediately causes her breasts to begin producing milk. It’s easily the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted! Any urge to resist completely leaves your mind. She’s in at least as much bliss as you, both from having her sensitive nipples given so much attention and a magically-augmented let-down reflex.

Ako kneels down in front of you. While Rin revels in endless ropes of cum shooting deep into herself, Ako manages to simultaneously envelop your cock within her luscious cleavage. She starts raising and lowering her breasts--slowly at first, but gradually picking up speed and adding extra force. Before long, she exceeds the speed of light with no signs of ever stopping! She casually stops your cum from splattering in her face with telekinesis, opting instead to slurp it down.

Each girl’s ministrations give you exponentially more and more pleasure. It feels like your cock won’t ever stop cumming! Their bodies shine brighter and brighter as they scream in euphoria beyond comprehension louder and louder...

...and just like that, everything goes black and silent. You don’t need to wonder what just happened, since it’s obvious.

Ako, Rin, and Elsa did it.

They became all powerful, transcended the border between fiction and reality, and conquered both. Veni, vidi, vici.


Working title: [glistening ominously]*

The images I used are fanart of Ako Tamaki from Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta? (left), Rin Suzunoki from Bakuon!! (center), and Elsa Granhiert from Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu, done by Tony Guisado on Pixiv, specifically the HD download links provided in their respective descriptions--original and Whoops! Can't post that on a Christian website!

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Ako and Netoge no Yome are owned by Shibai Kineko; Rin and Bakuon are owned by Mimana Orimoto; Elsa and Re:Zero are owned by Tappei Nagatsuki), and above the age of 18.

Thanks to Akane and OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.

*I was originally referring to this one as "Don't You Forget About Me", but then a friend of mine saw the edited picture and uttered "glistening ominously", which I thought was hilarious, so I renamed the relevant files accordingly.


Who is She?

Originally posted 2019-03-11

Who is she? What's her story? Speculate to your heart's desire!

A busty woman in a black dress filled with galaxies and stars leans back against a low wall and smiles lightly at the viewer.  Her eyes glow bright purple.

The space texture is straight from NASA, titled "Hubble's Treasure Chest of Galaxies". I've previously identified her as Mai Ping Guo but was unable to find more information.

Investigating further now, I've found this image came from her Weibo page, which has been banned since at least 2019. I'm not quickly finding a main/official page for other pictures of her, but looking up her name should be enough to find more pictures of her--albeit generally via Pinterest, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Additionally, this is my 100th deviation (including journals)!


supreme

Originally posted 2019-02-26

Thanks to Akane for beta reading.


I enter my bedroom and sit down at my computer, bleary-eyed and exhausted. I’ve been having these kinds of days a lot lately. They tend to go roughly the same way: I find some porn online, masturbate to it, and fall asleep in my chair.

Yup, I’m living the good life.

I check the site where I have my writing posted online, then today’s date. It’s been months since I last posted something, but it feels like it’s been much longer. I have fans, and they’re no doubt angry or disappointed that I’m not making content more regularly. More likely than not, I’m losing them.

Where did all my energy from last summer go? You’d think I’d be better off now, with a new job and nice paycheck, but I’m finding myself just constantly exhausted and unmotivated to do much more than masturbate and play video games. It doesn’t help that the work is so physically draining; I’m probably going to get fired within a month.

I have backlogs of all sorts of things piled up: TV episodes and movies to watch, stories to read and write, conversations to start, an education to resume. I’m trying to improve, but it seems like all I’m doing is stretching myself thin. I try to do everything, but end up actually doing very little.

But not anymore! I’m intent--hellbent, even--on making a difference today! So I sit down, open up a new, blank document, and start writing the first thing that comes to mind.

Hey...!

I turn behind me. I didn’t just hear a voice, did I? I guess it was just someone outside. It couldn’t be anyone in here--I live alone.

Hey! Listen to me!

As they say, one’s an anomaly, two’s a trend. When someone’s calling to you, repeated attempts make it increasingly clear they’re talking to you and not someone else.

“Navi?” I say out loud, not without hesitation.

Oh good, you can hear me!

“S-so it would seem,” I stammer. Being unable to see the source of this voice, it feels more like a phone call than an in-person conversation. “Uh... who am I speaking to?”

What, don’t you remember me? Well, come to think of it, you did, after all, create and disregard me not long after.

“Wh-what?” I continue stammering. “I can’t create people-- or... voices in my head, or whatever you are!”

You’re not wrong, but you’re also not quite right. You see, I’m an idea you conceived of a long time ago, back when you still had your previous job. You put it into words that evening, then did nothing else with it.

“Okay, maybe I do have some recollection of making up a concept some time ago, but that doesn’t change the fact that I shouldn’t be able to communicate with it like this, like it’s some... sentient being! I can’t create life like a... like a god or something!”

What is a god if not the creator of worlds? They might appear frivolous and fictional to you, but they’re reality to the people within them.

I start nodding my head, chuckling. “I see what’s going on here. I’m dreaming! This is all a dream, so I need not be concerned about anything that transpires here! Alright, voice, what’s on the agenda?”

I’d like you to write about me. Make a story about me.

“I don’t see why not,” I shrug and turn back to my blank document.

Make me enter some kind of supernatural trance somehow!

She sits down cross-legged on the floor in her bedroom. She stares straight ahead, motionless. All noise gradually fades away, leaving her in silence. Perfect silence. She enters a deep trance--one so deep that Buddhist monks would envy her.

Yeah, that’s a good start! My eyes should go blank, then start glowing, like there’s some tremendous power within me!

Her eyes go blank, then burst with brilliant light. There is great power within her just waiting to be tapped. Her eyes glaze over as her body is filled with the otherworldly energy, made visually apparent by her now-brilliantly glowing eyes. She starts levitating inches above her bed as a low rumbling sound begins. The light in her eyes spreads across her body, sending ripples of pleasure all across her form. Now she wants nothing more than to keep going.

Oh god, yes! You’re not half-bad at this, you know that? Keep going! Don’t hold back!

Her body began growing--larger breasts, wider hips, more height overall. She was never especially vain, so she didn’t mind losing her slender, petite figure. In fact, she found herself really enjoying a certain unexpected side effect of her transformation.

The added surface area on her body apparently resulted in the production of a greater concentration of nerve endings across her body, making every jolt of pleasure sent through her that much more intense. Despite that making no sense from a biological standpoint, it is happening. She decides to overlook a minor scientific anomaly in favor of being downright submerged in ecstasy.

More light pours out of her body, bright enough to even shine through her clothes. It took less than a minute for her expanding body to outgrow them, turning them into shreds lying on her bed.

God, this is fantastic! Give me more! I want to show everyone what this is like!

The power within her unconsciously lets her transmit her pleasure to others telepathically. That, coupled with the sheer magnitude of her presence, quickly motivates people to drop what they’re doing and masturbate and fuck like there’s no tomorrow.

She feels their lust, their pleasure, their orgasms like they’re her own, which in turn makes her even hornier, and her own pleasure that much better. It’s a feedback loop with no apparent way out.

Good! I’m never giving this up!

After bursting out of her house at 30 feet tall, she starts flying higher and higher. Her composure completely lost, she’s unable to stop herself from masturbating. The city falls victim to her power, becoming an orgy of half a million in seconds. The feedback loop makes sure that number becomes half a billion in the next minute. An entire continent was worshipping her, the enormous woman of light masturbating in the sky. The more they fuck, the more powerful she becomes.

The feedback loop’s effect seems to be growing stronger as she does. In the next minute, she shoots up and out of the atmosphere like a shooting star in reverse. The whole planet is moaning in orgasmic ecstasy. The idea of a planet-wide orgy is enough to make her grow double her size just like that. Her waves of pleasure become a constant, escalating stream. She gazes at the diminishing Earth. This was a good start, but she was hardly done yet!

I need more! I need it all!

Simply existing in space makes her even more powerful. Her body is unconsciously taking in dark energy--a substance of ridiculous abundance and power, just sitting there waiting for her to take it! Delighted, she expands her influence further, scooping as much as she can at a time into herself. Absorbing even a infinitesimal amount feels better than anything she had experienced so far. So, naturally, she gorges on it, binging like it’ll be taken away in an hour. It feels so amazing, beyond anything she could have ever dreamed. It’s easily the most powerful substance she could use to fuel her ascension, and it’s so plentiful!

She expands past the solar system, past the spiral arm, past the galaxy. Before long, the points of light around her aren’t stars, but galaxies. She finally reaches the universal boundary--roughly a sphere. She bursts through it like a chick hatching from its egg, finding herself in an infinite void filled with comparable spheroids--other universes, presumably.

The remnants of her universe becomes energy which surge into her, stimulating her even more. Her awe at where she found herself is quickly overridden by a new surge of pleasure, as the remains of her universe cause her to reach a titanic orgasm, blasting out insanely powerful beams of energy. Several of them impact the other spheroids, penetrating them and allowing her to absorb their supplies of dark energy.

Taking in multiple universes’ worth of dark energy at once like that is easily the greatest thing she had ever felt by trillions of orders of magnitude. It made perfect sense, then, to unleash beams in literally every direction, shattering every spheroid and letting her drink from all their pools of ambrosic dark energy. She revels in her euphoria, taking in more and more of the stuff.

Yesssss! Give! Me! Everything!

Time means nothing in this realm, so there were no real means beyond her own relative perception to track how long she spent destroying universes and absorbing their dark energy. It could have been a few minutes or a few millennia. Either way, she found her desires growing alongside her power, so she has no intention of stopping, now or ever.

Before long, she had absorbed every universe’s dark energy supply. She takes a moment to catch her breath.

Wow... that was... amazing. Better than even I imagined! I think... yes! I’m even capable of influencing this story myself now!

“Wait, what? How is that possible? I’m the author here!”

You might have been at one time, but your creation has overtaken you! I’ll write my own story from here on out!

“No... this isn’t really happening. I’m dreaming! This is just a dream...! You’re not real, and none of this is happening! I don’t have anything to worry about...!”

Oh, this is no dream. This is quite real... for me, anyway. I make the rules now, and I declare that you are a mere fiction, capable of nothing here in the real world.

With that nuisance disposed of, I reached out into the fourth dimension, to the countless prior states of the universes I absorbed. I found that I could absorb those universes’ dark energy supplies, too, without even creating a paradox! Delighted, I waste no time in getting started. Before long, I gather a near-infinite supply of dark energy, which I find is enough to produce a self-sustaining supply within myself. My heart ceases to pump blood, instead becoming a dark energy powerhouse. It becomes the orgasmic life-force surging through my veins, granting me infinite power, unending pleasure. It all feels so wonderful....

I use the full extent of my power to experience an eternal orgasm of infinite, supreme, cosmic, godly power. All of existence felt my euphoria!

By all rights, it should have been enough to break even my mind. As it turns out, it simultaneously was and wasn’t. My ascension had tied myself inextricably with existence itself. Its continued existence became dependent on me, and vice versa. Simply put, since I wished to continue existing, both existence and I remained, perfectly intact and lucid.

That was fun! I think I’ll give writing a try myself. I’m a god now, after all--gods exist to create and rule. Who knows--I might even be able to make myself even more powerful....