Love Live!

This page contains several captions and stories relating to the casts of the various Love Live series.

This continuity should be treated similar to the All Stars continuity, in which µ’s, Aqours, and Nijigasaki are active simultaneously. I intend to include Liella and Hasunosora too, though I haven't written anything about them yet, and the All Stars game doesn't include them--for them, you'd have to look into School Idol Festival 2: Miracle Live.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Love Live and all characters depicted are owned by Dengeki G's, Lantis, and Sunrise), and above the age of 18.


Goddess Kanan Goes Deep-Sea Diving

Originally posted 2017-09-22


So! Another caption, almost completely unrelated to my previous one. I imagine Kanan’s power is the same as what Anya and Minami have--Kanan’s just using it differently.

The image I used is fanart of Kanan Matsuura from Love Live, by Ariatsuki on Pixiv (second image).

I rather substantially edited the image to make it look like it’s deep in the Mariana Trench and not off the coast of Numazu--i.e. really dark, aside from any glowing god-eyes that might be around. The idea of Kanan’s glowing eyes providing the only light in the picture occurred to me late in the creative process, but I think it turned out quite well.


Clad in only a blue-and-white striped bikini with thin pink spaghetti straps, Kanan gently touches a rock deep underwater--so deep that no light from the surface is able to reach this deep.  Everything is pitch black, with the only source of illumination being her brilliant emerald green-glowing eyes.  She isn't wearing any sort of scuba gear or oxygen tank; she looks entirely unfazed by being so deep underwater with effectively no safety equipment to speak of.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the sea just gets more fascinating the deeper you go! Not much is capable of surviving in water this unbearably cold and dark. Most definitely not a girl in a swimsuit and nothing else. Just goes to show how powerful I've become. The water is refreshingly cool, I don't need to breathe anymore, and I don't even need a light source--I am the light source!

If I can withstand the pressure of the ocean down in the Mariana Trench, then I wonder if I could withstand a nuke blast. Maybe even absorb its energy.... God, that's gotta feel amazing!

It's probably a good thing I'm so far away from civilization right now, or else my horniness would start affecting others en masse. It's happened before. Mari thought it was hilarious, but I was just embarrassed...

Still, though, it is nice having all this power, there's no denying that. But there's also a lot of responsibility involved. Just because I'm essentially a goddess now doesn't mean I can just take over the world. Hell, I'm only a high school student! Any high school student given god powers would just want to use them for fun! Mari, however, wants me to go become some sort of goddess-empress or something and rule the world with her at my side. I'm... pretty sure she's joking.

Granted, my life was simpler still when my only responsibilities were school and running the shop sometimes. Regardless, I wouldn't trade this for anything.

Think I'll start heading up now. I'm really horny, and it's getting tricky to ignore now. I'd rather not risk disrupting what's down here with one of my explosive orgasms.

Hmm... there's a thought. How would one of my orgasms compare to a nuclear explosion? That might be tricky to measure, but it'd be interesting to find out!


Hanayo Has a Favor to Ask You, Or: Power Corrupts

Originally posted 2017-10-01

Another caption--this time with a distinctly different vibe. Hanayo received comparable powers to what Kanan, Anya, and Minami have, but she reacted to them differently. As they say, it's always the shy ones.

Both pictures are of Hanayo Koizumi from Love Live. The first picture is official art, used on the members page on the Love Live! School idol festival ~after school ACTIVITY~ site. The second image is fanart by y.kido on Pixiv. Since the work was deleted, here is the same picture on Danbooru. I'm afraid I'm unable to find the original source for the edited version I used, nor can I recall where I found it in the first place. The sakura petals, however, are a brush by 0Ranma.


Nice to meet you! I'm Hanayo Koizumi of the school idol group μ's! I used to be really shy and quiet, but my time in μ's has really helped get me out of my shell! I've always wanted to be an idol ever since I was a kid, so this is a dream come true for me! But I'm sure you know all that.

Listen... could I ask you for a favor, please?

Two images spliced together.  On top, Hanayo poses cutely in her school uniform, with her bag hanging from her arm.  A few sakura petals flutter down before her.  All in all, she epitomizes the joy and hope synonymous with youth.  Below, the image darkens.  Hanayo sits atop a ladder, wearing an orange-plaid bikini.  She's holding a hammer, having just affixed a sign to the wall that reads '3D women are NOT important'.  There's a distinct menace to her glowing eyes and light smile.

I want you to devote yourself to me, completely and utterly.

Yes, you heard me right. What's the problem? It's not like any 3D women in your world care for you. Honestly, you should be happily accepting my request. I am, after all, objectively better than any 3D woman you could ever imagine, let alone find.

*sigh* I'm wasting my time trying to convince you, aren't I? I was hoping to win you over with charisma, but I can force you just as well, if not better. There's nothing you can do to stop me. This is what I want. That's all that matters. Whatever you think you want is not only irrelevant, but also wrong. You love 2D girls. Only. 3D women are not only unimportant, but also disgusting pigs.

You want nothing more than to give me the love and adoration I need to transcend this limited format and enter your plane of existence.

Oh? Surely you're not actually trying to resist me? Need I remind you that, in your mind, 2D girls are the only ones who haven't completely rejected you for one reason or another? Where else could you send your affection?

Exactly. You have no alternative. If you don't do as I say, I'll just erase you from existence and find another witless pawn to inadvertently trigger my ascension to godhood. You don't want to test me on that. Now, if you know what's good for you, you'll do as I say. Start worshiping me. If you start cooperating, when I become the goddess of your universe, I may choose to spare you. I'm starting to entertain the notion of owning a sex slave....


Addendum: since this caption pretty brazenly defies the usual lighthearted vibe of my captions, it takes place in its own continuity, separate from the others on this page. This caption's aberrant nature is addressed in another caption.


Lily White Goddesses

Originally posted 2017-12-01


µ's split into their respective subunits for their weekly meeting.

"Now, can we please stay on task this time?" Umi asked Rin and Nozomi. "You two are notorious for slacking off and wasting time. We still have work to do on 'Otohime Heart de Love Kyuuden'!"

"Umi-chan," Nozomi interjected ever so gently. "Please. For all our sakes--yours included--take a deep breath."

"What good will that do? We're behind both Printemps and BiBi in getting our bonus songs ready for distribution!"

"Please, just do it."

"Hey, Umi-chan!" Rin pouted at Umi's indignation. "When has Nozomi-chan ever steered us wrong before?"

Umi sighed. "Alright, I grant that. I'll humor you, Nozomi." As such, Umi took a deep breath. Nozomi guided her along verbally.

"In through the nose, nice and slow... now hold it." A beat. "Now, let it out through your mouth, just as slowly. How do you feel now?"

Umi mulled over the question for a moment. "A bit calmer, but I hardly see your point."

"My point is, if we're calm, feeling good, we'll be able to be more productive. And, to be perfectly honest with you, Umi-chan... you've kinda been working us to the bone lately."

"I'm only strict with you two because I want us to perform to the best of our ability."

"And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm merely proposing that an occasional period to relax and enjoy ourselves would be prudent."

Nozomi snapped her fingers. In an instant, the trio's clothes vanished from their bodies, rendering them completely naked.

Umi shrieked. "What--?! How did-- where-- I-- WHAT?!"

Rin exclaimed, "Oh wow! I'd expect nothing less from Nozomi-chan's spiritual power!"

"Wh-wh-where did my clothes go?!" Umi yelped.

"Oh, they're fine. They're right over there. See?"

Sure enough, three sets of Otonokizaka High uniforms were neatly folded up and placed in a corner of the room, easily identifiable by the striped ribbons sitting on top of each stack.

"That's so cool-nya!" Rin ran up to Nozomi and hugged her. "Nozomi-chan, you were cool from the start, but this is on a whole nother level!" Her gaze lowered slightly. "Speaking of a whole nother level, just look at your breasts! I mean, I always knew yours were big, but... just... wow! It's completely different seeing them bare!"

She sunk her face into Nozomi's breasts, covering her blushing face. "I... I'm actually kinda jealous."

"Ah, don't worry about that! I'm certain yours will get bigger as you get older."

"Really?"

A thought crossed Nozomi's mind as she was about to respond. "Actually... why don't I give you a little something that will help with that? That... and other things."

"Really? That'd be great!"

"Alright. Here goes...."

Nozomi's eyes started glowing a brilliant purple. Rin began moaning and writhing in her arms as her own body became radiant and golden.

Rin and Nozomi embrace each other in the nude.  Rin's entire body radiates divine golden light, and she makes no attempt to hide her sheer delight.  Nozomi smiles beatifically in kind.  Meanwhile, Umi (also naked) watches this happen with a bright red blush on her face, a bit of moisture between her legs, and distinctly no glowing eyes.

Umi gasped. She wanted to interject, pull them apart, stop this insanity... but she found herself desperately struggling to ignore the very real sensations and moisture she was feeling between her legs. For some reason, she couldn't tear her eyes from the two of them hugging and Rin moaning and glowing in orgasmic ecstasy. It felt good just watching, oddly enough.

Rin exclaimed between moans, "Oh god! Nozomi-chan! This is incredible! I've never felt so amazing before! What are you even doing, anyway?!"

Nozomi just smiled and hugged Rin tighter. Rin's ecstasy apparently increased accordingly, as her moans became screams.

Umi's gaze drifted over to Nozomi. Was her body always so... voluptuous? It's not that big and succulent normally... is it? And she's so wet....

She fought her shameful urge to fixate on Nozomi's substantial body.

As Nozomi finally let Rin go, she immediately dropped to her knees and fell down on her side, gasping for air with a goofy grin plastered on her face.

"Nozomi-chan... I don't know what you did just now... but it was... undescribable!"

Nozomi giggled. "You mean indescribable, Rin-chan! And I gave you my powers. For all intents and purposes, you are now a goddess, just like me."

Rin gasped. "Then... then you gave me one of your spiritual power injections!"

"More or less," Nozomi replied as she helped Rin up. She then turned to Umi, still stunned from what she just witnessed. "Now then... what to do with you, Umi-chan..."

Rin giggled.

"W-w-what are you going to do with me?" Umi managed to ask.

"Well, I thought that was obvious," Nozomi replied. "but if you don't want god powers, that's fine by me. It's entirely up to you."

"Um-- well, I--" Umi stammered. "W-well, it did look... enjoyable."

"Understatement of the century," Rin added.

"I'm... going to respond with a yes. J-just, um..." She squirmed, rubbing her thighs together, doing a poor job of veiling her soaked vagina. "P-please... be gentle."


I'm beginning to think these are starting to get repetitive. I dunno, do you all agree? Please let me know one way or another.

I imagine something comparable will happen to the Printemps and BiBi girls at some point, but it's all dependent on what pictures I find.

The image I used is fanart of Rin Hoshizora (left), Nozomi Toujou (center), and Umi Sonoda (right) from Love Live, done by zundarepon on Pixiv.


Eli's New Pet

Originally posted 2019-07-29


I've seen so much porn of girls having sex with tentacle monsters like these, and all I could ever think about while watching was how much I wanted to experience that for myself! And now I can, thanks to Nozomi telling me about this fantastic creature in intergalactic space! Man, she certainly wasn't kidding when she said I'd be able to do anything with these powers!

Clad in only a white gym shirt, Eli summons a pair of blue-glowing magic circles matching her eyes, floating before her hands like controls of some sort.  Three portals open up, leading into deep space.  She looks delighted as several tentacles emerge through the portals, coiling around her arm, snaking up and between her legs.

Oh my, it must really like me--can't keep its appendages off me!

The best part is that this creature is an apex predator--it's actively trying to kill me right now. It has the ability to dissolve the bonds between any type of molecule, effectively letting it tear apart anything it touches! Too bad for it, I'm completely indestructible! All it's managing to do is giving me wonderful, sustained full-body orgasms!

I think I might keep this naughty little thing as a pet. Maybe I could selectively breed this species and create tentacle monsters that feel even better than this!

That'll be a fun project later, but right now, you and I are going to have some fun!


So I know you all aren't exactly big fans of tentacles (second least popular fetish on my survey from November 2018 🙃), but when I encountered this picture, I just had to make it into a caption. I'm really proud of how the portal effects turned out!

Thanks to CrypticCollaborator for beta reading and additional contributions.

The image I used is fanart of Eli Ayase from Love Live, done by tetramax90 on Pixiv. The magic circles are brushes by redheadstock. The space textures throughout the image (most obviously the portals) are screenshots of distant galaxies in Space Engine.


Stargazing and Chill

Originally posted 2017-10-04


You's eyes glow brilliant blue as she lies on the roof naked, with Kanan sleepily clinging to her--her leg is wrapped around You's.  Their clothes are mostly strewn around them.  You thinks, 'It was just supposed to be stargazing...', accompanied by a blush and sweat drops.  Kanan utters a verbal heart.

"It was supposed to be just stargazing..." You thought as every nerve in her body continued to surge with aftershocks of ecstasy. She had had sex before, in a spontaneous journey of hers involving an older woman and a love hotel... but what she just experienced was nothing like that.

Kanan was lying on the roof with You, naked save for her green tank top, and embracing her. Both of their clothes were strewn all around them.

Kanan sighed. "I'm sorry, You-chan. I didn't exactly ask you before doing that. I let my sexual urges get in the way of my better judgement. Are you alright?"

"I'm exhausted..." You replied. "but I can confidently say I've literally never felt better in my entire life."

"Ah. That would be because I gave you my powers," Kanan replied matter-of-factly.

"P-powers? What do you mean?"

Kanan chuckled awkwardly. "It's... kind of a long story. I don't know how, but I received... powers, for lack of a better word. I--we, rather--are effectively goddesses now."

On any other day, You would've been astonished to hear that. But right now, as she lay naked with her childhood friend, with her glowing eyes illuminating Kanan's breast, feeling as indescribably amazing as she did right now, she believed it without a second thought. She just chuckled.

"I have yet to find something I'm not capable of doing," Kanan continued. "I've been able to swim from here to the bottom of the Mariana Trench with just a swimsuit on."

"That's like... something like two thousand kilometers away, not to mention eleven... -ish kilometers deep! And you did that on your own without so much as an oxygen tank?"

"Yeah," Kanan replied, sounding like she didn't believe it herself. "It's pretty crazy, I know. I guess we don't need air, food, or water anymore. And, as you're now quite aware, sex is... ridiculous, to say the least."

"Oh yeah. Absolutely."

Kanan sighed again.

"Honestly, I wasn't planning on giving you these powers. I feel like I just roped you into a huge mess that you'd be better off without."

"What?" You asked. "Kanan-chan, come on! I just said I've never felt better! I wasn't exaggerating--this is amazing! It's overwhelming, there's no denying that. But I'm just so excited to find out all we can do! All the pleasure in store for us!"

"You-chan..." Kanan smiled. "Well, it would appear my screw-up worked out nicely, then!"

"Hey, by the way, does anyone else have this power we have?"

"Maru-chan and Dia. I was inclined to give it to them during one of our subunit meetings." She giggled. "God, the look on Dia's face as she was being empowered... oh, you would've loved it!"

You became too distracted to laugh at the mental image. "Say..." she began, hesitant.

"Hm?"

"Riko-chan and Yoshiko-chan... they, uh... do you know if they... like me?"

"What, platonically? Romantically?" A smirk formed on her lips as she added, "Sexually?"

You blushed. She eventually uttered, "All of them?"

Kanan simply replied, "Yeah."

"Okay, yeah, I guess it was just m-- wait, what?"

"I said yeah."

"H-how do you know?"

"I guess it's more obvious when you're a third party. Why do you ask?"

"When you mentioned giving the AZALEA girls your powers, I was thinking of doing the same for Riko-chan and Yoshiko-chan."

"And fuck them, I imagine," Kanan added. "Right?"

You blushed again. "Y-yeah."

"Well, I certainly hope you're not asking my permission. In case you weren't paying attention, you're effectively a goddess now. You can do whatever you want!"

A beat.

"Well, if you start demanding sacrifices and causing mass destruction, I'll most definitely intervene. But, aside from that sort of stuff, you can do whatever you want!"

You laughed. "I feel better about this now, Kanan-chan. Thanks."

She turned her gaze up towards the night sky. "You know, we did come over here to stargaze. Wanna get back to that?"

Kanan giggled. "I have a better idea. Let's fly up into deep space and see the stars like no one has ever before!"

She stood up and began hovering slightly above the roof floor. She offered her hand to You, who took it. Hand in hand, the two of them shot up in the clear night sky, clearing the Earth's atmosphere in seconds.


Another caption, following up on Kanan's ascent to goddesshood or whatever you want to call the glow-y eyes. She invites You for some stargazing, but her profound sexual urges end up getting the better of her, and they end up fucking.

The "spontaneous journey of [You's] involving an older woman and a love hotel" is referring to a doujin I rather enjoy called Going Off Course by PITO. Here's an English translation of it. The original is in Korean, so it reads left to right.

The image I used is fanart of You Watanabe (left) and Kanan Matsuura (right) from Love Live, done by hayashikirin on Pixiv.


Nostalgia With a Twist

Originally posted 2018-01-21

So as it turns out, Nozomi met with Kotori, too, and they engaged in... relations.

I'm rather proud of the extra lighting effects I added to the image. They're visible within the picture frame and on Kotori, but nowhere else, giving the impression she's in fact emerging from a photo.

I know I said I'd use image colors for idol characters-turned-goddesses, but Kotori's grey has never felt appropriate to me. Like, it works a lot better for fallen angel Yohane than it does for the resident birb. So, I instead used the green of her hair ribbon, courtesy of this piece of official art.

The image I used is fanart of Kotori Minami from Love Live, done by hanamiu dango (zzldango) on Pixiv.


Ahhhh... My, I feel so... so... absolutely amazing! Those powers Nozomi-chan gave me are so absolutely incredible! I feel like I can do anything now! Which makes sense, given that I literally can now! I can even relive memories by climbing into a picture! Of course, at the time this one was taken, I was a few years younger, not nearly this sexy, and I was wearing a cute one-piece swimsuit, too. Well, to be fair, I took that off a while ago. It's nice and all, but my body is a lot nicer now! Nothing wrong with changing things up for fun, right? I'm not changing the past or anything... though I imagine I could. This is just exploring an alternate possibility!

Oh? Hello there. Yes, you there. Hi! I didn't see you there a moment ago. Nice to-- oh! Oh my, that's... very interesting!

A voluptuous Kotori emerges through a picture frame as if it was a portal to the time and place captured in the photo.  She looks more mature and sultry than her canonical appearance.

It seems that, as you lust for me and masturbate to the image of me, I gain more and more power. And... I have to say, it feels... positively exquisite. Divine....

Keep at it and I'll acquire the power to reach through that screen and pull you in here myself! The weather's beautiful in here... and I can tell you're thinking the same about me! You want nothing more than to make love to a goddess like me, don't you? Well, I can't say I blame you. I'd fuck me, to be perfectly honest. ...Heeeeeey! Now that is a good idea! Okay, here's the plan: you keep masturbating while I go produce some clones of myself and have an orgy consisting of me, myself, and I! Ooh, this is gonna be great!


Whom Goddesses Worship

Originally posted 2020-06-02


The number of goddesses in a given universe can vary dramatically. Some have just one, others have hundreds. Given those odds and an infinite number of possible universes, it’s exceptionally unlikely that a given mortal will ever meet one, let alone interact with her.

So naturally, I met nine. My childhood friend was among them, surprisingly enough, along with three transfer students and five more already attending my school. I’m nothing if not charismatic, so naturally they all became infatuated with and ultimately fell for me.

It’s funny, if you think about it. Goddesses wield absolute power, to the point of being considered the absolute rulers of their universe and beyond. One would expect that to mean they’re without weakness...

...but as it turns out, their bodies are insanely sensitive--exponentially more so in the places one would expect. A massage here, a breast grope there, maybe even a handjob or twenty... and they’re hooked. The worshipper becomes the worshipped.

Goddesses don’t typically worship other beings, so it’s not commonly known just how much power there is in the act--for them, at least. It’s beyond comparison, beyond comprehension, and also thoroughly, overwhelmingly orgasmic for the recipient. You feel almost like a goddess in your own right. It’s beyond anything a human could hope to experience without divine assistance.

Now, take a moment to consider the effects of nine goddesses worshipping you. You’re right that it puts one goddess to shame, but allow me to illustrate how.

Let’s say the worship of a single goddess is numerically 2^2. That’s just 4, not all that impressive. A second goddess adds another exponent: 2^2^3, or 256. This pattern continues indefinitely in theory, but for me it caps off at 2^2^3^4^5^6^7^8^9^10, which equals 25 sexvigintriginnonillion. That number has over seven thousand zeroes in it--it’s unfathomably large.

Well, unfathomable for you. Let me put this in context for you. The number of individual atoms in the entire observable universe (never mind how arbitrary that concept is) has only 85 zeroes. This universe actually has a power cap somewhere in the ballpark of five thousand zeroes. As I exceeded that point, reality just gave up and I became omnipotent.

Wasn’t really how I expected this idol club to turn out, but I’m not complaining. On the contrary, I confidently believe I’m the luckiest person to ever live. Anyone could be born a goddess, but forming what’s basically a harem of nine goddesses is another story entirely.

The Nijigasaki School Idol Club lay around in a blissed out daze.  The room is foggy and tinted pink from heavy concentrations of pheromones.  Clockwise from center: Yuu strikes her trademark stoic grope-y pose, with her green eyes glowing brilliantly.  Kasumi pouts, hugging Yuu from her left.  Shizuku places a hand on her blushing cheek, attempting to calm herself.  Rina holds her Rina-chan Board over her face--its expression is one of flustered glee, and the drawn eyes glow white.  Kanata rests her head on her purple-and-white striped pillow, exhausted.  Setsuna's idol outfit is partially undone at her chest, revealing a small triangle of cleavage.  She flashes two V-signs alongside a thoroughly ecstatic expression.  Karin is short on breath; her shirt is unbuttoned under her sweater vest, revealing a bit of her substantial cleavage.  Ai's shirt is also revealing some cleavage; she's laughing, presumably more out of pleasure than one of her puns.  Emma's shirt is mostly obscured behind Ai, but it appears to also be unbuttoned--her face is also flushed and she's breathing heavily.  Ayumu sits at Yuu's side (opposite Kasumi), looking thoroughly satisfied.


I wanted to do something with this picture the moment I first saw it.

The title is in reference to the Star Trek TOS episode “Whom Gods Destroy”, which is in turn from a Greek proverb: “Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.” In that context, it’s referring to the episode’s antagonist, who went mad before the events of the episode, whereas here it’s admittedly just wordplay.

The image I used is fanart of Emma Verde (top left), Ai Miyashita (middle left), Karin Asaka (bottom left), Ayumu Uehara (left of center), Yuu Takasaki* (top center), Setsuna Yuki (bottom center), Kasumi Nakasu (right of center), Shizuku Osaka (top right), Kanata Konoe (bottom right), and Rina Tennouji (far right) from Love Live, done by ind-kary on Pixiv (first image).

Big thanks to Mango for beta reading and somehow calculating the ridiculous exponential number cited in the story.

*Funnily enough, the reveal of Yuu’s name (formerly nicknamed Anata-chan) was announced while I was working on this story.


Rubber Girls

Originally posted 2020-10-23


On New Year's Day, Maki and Kotori visited the local shrine for their Hatsumōde, opting to do so in the morning, after the crowds died down.

After paying their respects and praying, Kotori sighed with a smile on her face. "I love the new year, don't you?"

"Oh, for sure," Maki replied. "It's like a world of new possibilities is presented before you. Anything can happen."

"Anything, you say...?" Kotori giggled. She peered into Maki's mind. She was doing a good job of hiding it, but she was actually quite envious of the boundless power that Kotori and most of the rest of µ's enjoyed. There was also an interesting fetish buried deep within her psyche....

Her eyes flared jade, causing a change to both her own and Maki's kimonos. The silk transmutated into polished latex, giving the kimonos a perfect, glossy sheen to them. Additionally, Kotori materialized skintight latex bodysuits over both their bodies--primarily for Maki's benefit, but she was intrigued by what it'd feel like and gave herself one too.

"Anything..." Kotori repeated with a smug grin on her face.

"Yes, that's what I said," Maki replied, a little confused. She began turning around to face Kotori. "What, did you not hear--?"

She stopped in her tracks as she saw the unmistakable sheen of Kotori's kimono. Kotori simply pointed at Maki's own kimono, directing her entranced attention inward.

Just like that, she noticed the change to her own kimono, as well as the bodysuit tightly embracing every inch of her bare body below her head. It felt amazing, especially since she opted to wear her kimono traditionally. She peeked inside her rubbery kimono and realized her bodysuit was so tight that it looked like body paint!

"Wh-wh-what just happened?" Maki stammered, trying not to tremble in delight.

"Well, I know you have quite a latex fetish, so I decided to make today your lucky day!"

The sensation of all the latex pressing against her was beyond intoxicating. Maki's legs were starting to weaken. "I-I don't know what y-you mean...."

"Are you sure? Your body's telling me another story."

Kotori was right, of course. Maki was rapidly losing control of herself. She struggled to simply avoid making eye contact.

"Come now, Maki-chan," Kotori chirped, "you can't seriously tell me this isn't the greatest thing to ever happen to you?"

Maki didn't dare react.

"Hmmm... well then, how about this?"

A wave of raw, unstoppable power engulfed Maki. Her body was overwhelmed with sensations and concepts beyond all comprehension. By all rights, anyone subjected to such an onslaught would be expected to die or quickly go mad. Of course, Kotori had other plans for her kouhai....

Amidst the chaos, Maki achieved apotheosis. The wetness in Maki's bodysuit compounded infinitely, causing her to all but literally swim in her orgasmic juices. Simultaneously, her bodysuit exploded into a flurry of stars and galaxies. Entire universes manifested within the black latex, covering her body in stars. Mathematics as humanity collectively understood them were unable to come close to properly conveying the sheer number of universes within the garment. All the power contained within those universes was hers to command--not that it was even noteworthy to her; they were less than a drop in the bucket compared to the full extent of her omnipotence.

Maki's eyes finally fluttered open, radiant with crimson light. They went wide as she regained her senses and realized what just happened, leading her to pout at Kotori.

At the local shrine, Maki blushes as Kotori looks excited.  Both of them are wearing kimonos made of glossy latex, with a bodysuit of starry black latex from their necks down.

"Wh-why'd you have to do that?! I-- I did want to ascend and I can't begin to thank you for that, but... well... I wanted it to be intimate and passionate! You just snapped your fingers at me and made me God!"

"Oh?" Kotori replied. "Well, in that case, maybe I should undo your apotheosis."

Maki sighed. "I can tell you're just teasing me."

"True enough!"


Akane brought this picture to my attention (thanks to them for beta reading; thanks also to Bloom for additional contributions) and I knew I had to use it for a caption. So here we are!

The image I used is official art of Love Live's Secret Shortcuts #7 (from the February 2014 Dengeki G's), featuring Maki Nishikino (left) and Kotori Minami (right) and illustrated by Yuuhei Murota, the character designer for the series--original text here and scanlated version here. An anon on /d/ edited the image (or at least posted the edited picture) to give their kimonos a glossy sheen, as well as give them tight black underclothes, which I used in tandem with the original to make this caption.

That anon also pointed out that "rubber" and "lover" are written very similarly, so it would be easy to make a pun out of that. "Love" (rabu) is written (in katakana) as ラブ, while "rubber" (rabā) is ラバー. You can probably guess why I named this one what I did. With that in mind, I will likely make more latex-themed Love Live captions in the future. Stay tuned!


Karin and the Insufficient Vibrator

Originally posted 2018-04-25

Again, inspiration struck me as I saw the picture, so I rolled with it.

The image I used is fanart of Karin Asaka from Love Live, done by comugico on Pixiv. Since the work was deleted, here's the same picture on Danbooru.

The magic sparklies coming off the vibrator are mystify-stock's Magic Brushes and rL-Brushes' Elven Magic brushes.


Karin smiling coyly at the viewer, wearing a sports bra and panties, with a vibrator tucked into the strap of the latter.  It's glowing an intense royal blue, like her eyes--both charged with boundless magical energies.  Her nipples are visible through the bra.

One downside of having these crazy powers is that, after experiencing the full extent of the pleasure they can give you, conventional things like a simple vibrator just don't cut it anymore. Like, if I didn't distinctly remember turning this thing on earlier, thanks to my now-perfect memory, I would've thought I forgot to turn it on in the first place!

Hm... hang on a second, I have an idea...

There. Let's see if infusing it with my powers helps me feel it... maybe even enjoy it.

Ahhhh.... that's much better. Hm? I suppose you're wondering why I'm not acting any differently, now that the vibrator is working hard enough to pleasure even me. Well, thanks to my powers, it's very easy to maintain my composure in spite of any sort of sexual stimulation, no matter how intense. It's a big help with multitasking. There are some goddesses out there who go about their daily routines while experiencing orgasms so insanely powerful they produce around the same amount of energy as a star does in any given moment. Let me do the math for you. A typical female orgasm produces about 0.03 watts. Meanwhile, the sun emits 386 yottawatts constantly. Which means those orgasms are about 11.6 septillion times more powerful than that of a typical human female's.

Oh? Did that turn you on? I'd offer you the vibrator, but I'm afraid it would almost certainly kill you the moment you flip it on. Though, if you want to experience that kind of unhinged, out of control, cosmic ecstasy, but on a less lethal level, I could certainly help you out there....


Riko x You x Yoshiko

Originally posted 2017-10-06

Following up on my previous caption.

The image I used is fanart of Riko Sakurauchi (left), You Watanabe (center), and Yoshiko Tsushima (right) from Love Live, done by Alto Seneka on Pixiv.

So, as of this caption, everyone in Aqours--save for Chika, Mari, and Ruby--are now stupidly horny and stupidly powerful goddesses. A nine-person orgy seems inevitable at this point.


Aqours had just finished a live show at a high school in Shibuya who had them perform for the school's cultural festival. The school had some unusual accommodations for them, so the group had to get changed in three separate rooms. They split into arbitrary groups of three.

You saw to it that she, Riko, and Yoshiko were a group. As they changed back into their street clothes, You said nonchalantly, "So let me get this straight: Riko-chan loves Yoshiko-chan and me, and Yoshiko-chan loves me and Riko-chan. And I love both of you. Right?"

"Right--" Riko began. Her face turned as red as her hair as You's words sunk in. "Wait, y-you do?" She frantically grabbed her skirt and raised it back to her waist.

"The what now?!" Yoshiko stammered, turning similarly red. "Ho-how did you--?!"

"I got these powers from Kanan-chan. We were stargazing, one thing led to another, and before I knew it, we were flying through space, making love like goddesses in heaven. I can't begin to describe how... amazing these powers feel.... More to the point, though, all three of us love each other. We're all in agreement there. So..."

She leisurely pulled one of the ties on the side of her underwear, letting it fall down her thigh. She then revealed one of her nipples, leaving both Yoshiko and Riko red-faced and uncertain where to look.

Lightly rubbing her bare thigh, You added, "Why don't we just leave it at that, instead of struggling to determine who ends up with whom?"

"Y-you mean... like a ménage à trois?" Yoshiko asked.

"No, we wouldn't necessarily be living together," You replied. "Just..." She looked for the right word. "Fucking," she finished bluntly with a seductive tone. An eternity of ecstasy beyond human comprehension. There are gods out there who wish they could have this kind of power. And I'm offering it and my love to both of you. What do you say?"

Yoshiko chuckled in her Yohane voice. "I love it! It only makes sense for a fallen angel like myself--cast from heaven for positively sinful beauty--would seek to continue sinning! The prospect of godlike power brings me to such ecstasy! Yes, You--I will wholeheartedly accept your proposal!"

"I... didn't understand a word of that," Riko admitted. "but I think I agree with Yoshiko-chan. I have to admit, having sex with god power does sound... interesting. And you make a good point, You-chan: simply having the three of us get together would be a lot simpler and avoid needless heartbreak."

"Exactly! So, you two... how'd you like to make love to a goddess?"

"But wait!" Riko interjected. "Our ride back home is waiting for us. Is... is now really the best time?"

"Riko-chan," You responded simply. "If I'm to give you these incredible powers, you need to not restrict your mind! As far as anyone else is concerned, our lovemaking will last less than a second. But for us..." she laughed sensually. "We could be together, reveling in our pleasure for... however long we want. Weeks? Months? Years?" It was obvious to You that the two liked the sound of that. They started disrobing.

Riko, You, and Yoshiko stripping nude while smiling seductively.

You took Riko and Yoshiko's hands. Their eyes began glowing as they moaned with orgasmic delight.

"Now, my lovers... let's begin, shall we?"


Hanayo's Retcons

Originally posted 2020-03-12

Working title: Pantyhanayose

You might recall that other Hanayo caption I made a while back, in which the premise was simply that absolute power went to Hanayo's head and she became evil. That's all cool and good, but I believe it's selling her short a bit, so I made a point of making another caption of her and tying the first one into it.

The image I used is fanart of Hanayo Koizumi from Love Live, done by alp on Pixiv (fifth image). Thanks to CrypticCollaborator and OmniScribbler for beta reading.


Hanayo lies down in a bed, wearing nothing but thick black pantyhose.  Her green-glowing eyes illiminate the bedding next to her face.  The pantyhose themselves are full of stars, which extend throughout the entire frame.

These pantyhose are the best! I've worn pantyhose ever since starting high school, since my mom thought they suited me. I thought they were really comfy, so wearing them became a habit. Though, to be fair, there are other people out there who wear them more than me. This one girl, Hanamaru-chan--she's about 5.3565% more likely to wear pantyhose than I am. You might be wondering how I, a girl in Tokyo, could know someone five years younger than me and two prefectures over, when neither I nor she have ever left our hometowns. It's a long story involving an alternate reality in which she and I are the same age for some reason and we know each other and several of each other's peers, but that's a bit of a tangent.

Getting back on track, these pantyhose. I tried them on since I thought the starry pattern on them looked nice, albeit also strange. I can't even begin to describe how it felt to slide them over my bare legs. Well, now I can, but you know what I mean. I'm still in the habit of instinctively giving into my perceived limitations, despite the fact that they're all gone now.

As they touched my skin, it felt like every cell in my body ascended to heaven and then kept going! By the time I pulled them up to my waist and over my panties, I began an orgasm that still hasn't ended!

So I've just been lying here on top of all existence, enjoying the afterglow. Well, is it after if I'm still orgasming? I guess it's just a glow, then--which is appropriate, given my eyes! I learned that glowing eyes like these only occur when one achieves absolute power; they're a sort of status symbol differentiating the masters of reality and beyond from everyone else. Ordinarily that kind of attention would utterly terrify me, but not only am I too high on orgasms to care, but I think this nylon-based apotheosis I experienced rid myself of all those annoyances! Good riddance, to be sure!

It's simply astounding what I'm capable of now! My slightest whim becomes reality, and I instantly know it! Right now, Hanamaru-chan idolizes me because we're so similar--bookish introverts--but just like that, she idolizes Rin-chan instead! And this other girl who lives near her, You-chan, has a haircut nearly identical to mine now! We practically look like sisters now! Well, to be more precise, those changes were retroactive. Hanamaru-chan has idolized Rin-chan ever since she had first heard of µ's, and You-chan has had a haircut like mine since she was six!

I'm also making more drastic changes in other universes. Like the one where I ask you for a favor, but I'm really insisting you worship me and disregard 3D women as I take over your universe and everything you've ever known. Then I take you in as my personal sex slave, and then-- ah, sorry. It's a lot to take in at once, so the ethics of it all don't quite click right away, you know?

Anyway, sorry for freaking you out. This is undeniably amazing, though! Let's meet again like this sometime! Maybe in your reality~?


Just Passing Through

Originally posted 2018-03-12


"Uh..." Riko said. "Not that I don't appreciate feeling your breasts against my back, but I'd like to know who you are and how you got into my bedroom first."

"Oh," Anya replied nonchalantly. "I was just passing through."

"You aren't fooling me. I can tell you're not from here, and I don't mean the Russian accent. Are you...? You're from another universe, aren't you?"

Eyes glowing blue, Anastasia stands apparently naked and close behind a blushing Riko, embracing her and flashing a sideways V sign while smirking at the viewer.  Meanwhile, Riko, clad in a white bikini with black spaghetti straps, blushing and looking incredulously towards Anya as her eyes glow pink.

"Guilty as charged." Anya smiled. "I was wandering around between universes, looking for something new and interesting, and I happened upon this one. I wasn't expecting to find someone else with my powers here."

"I was under the impression these powers only occurred within my circle of friends," Riko said. "But I guess not. Now that I think about it, it would be an impossibly improbably coincidence of just a tiny handful of people were inexplicably turned into goddesses for apparently no reason."

Anya nodded in concurrence. "These powers are apparently more widespread than either of us were aware."

Riko asked, "Who or what is distributing them? Where did they come from in the first place?"

"I was just thinking the same thing." Anya shrugged. "Who knows, maybe whatever being responsible for them is more powerful than even we can comprehend."

"Is that even possible?"

"Oh... Как наивный, дорогой ребенок. Dear child, that's very naive of you."

"Child?! We're the same age!"

"Actually," Anya giggled. "I'm a couple years younger than you."

"Then how do you know how old I--" Riko paused as the answer quickly became obvious to her. "Your powers, right. I haven't had mine for very long, so I'm not very well-versed, as far as how they work."

"Hmmm...." Anya purred in response. "Well then... maybe I should give you some... pointers."

"You know, that actually sounds really nice." Riko added, stammering, "A-and I'm not just saying that because your breasts are really big and soft and your touch feels really good or anything like that!"

Anya smiled. "Yes, you are."

Riko felt her face redden. She lowered her head momentarily and smiled back. "Guilty as charged."


>tfw no anime girl travels between universes and presses her breasts against your unsuspecting back

My first crossover caption. I'm afraid I don't have much to say about it, beyond the usual giving of credit and disclaimer that I'm just a pervert with internet access and GIMP. Anya's brief line in Russian (courtesy of Google Translate) is repeated in English immediately after, so I don't need to give a translation here.

The image I used is fanart of Riko Sakurauchi (left) from Love Live and Anastasia (right) from Idolmaster. The art was done by Tony Guisado on Pixiv. It was originally intended to commemorate Riko and Anya's birthdays, which both land on September 19.

Anastasia is part of Idolmaster and as such is owned by Bandai Namco Games. She, like all others on this page and site, is fictional and over the age of 18.


Something Really Big

Originally posted 2018-04-13

Working title: Uchuu Senkan Kotori

A sequel to my previous Kotori caption.

The next logical step after climbing out of a vacation photo and participating in an orgy comprised entirely of duplicates of yourself is to become one with the entire goddamn universe, right?

I added more post-processing nonsense to this one than I usually do. Helps make the whole space thing really pop out, I think. Again, Kotori's eyes are green instead of grey because I think it suits her better.

The image I used is fanart of Kotori Minami from Love Live, done by sunga2usagi on Pixiv.


Kotori stands in the middle of a golden temple floating in  deep space.  Her outfit is decorated with constellations, most notably a huge cloak flowing behind her, filled with all the stars and galaxies in the universe.  She looks positively divine, if not outright unreal.

Hello again! Something really big happened since we last spoke! I have become one with the entire universe! To think, there was a time that your lusting over the image of me climbing out of a vacation photo felt like the greatest thing in the universe. Now that that term is indistinguishable from myself, I've come to learn there are pleasures far beyond anything you or your kind are capable of giving me. Simply existing, for one! The pleasure I'm feeling right now, not really doing anything, is so ridiculously great and intense, that, if I didn't have these powers, I'd be in a deep coma, if not braindead! I've come to the conclusion that there simply is no limit to the pleasure I can feel--which is good, given that, eventually, I'll crave more. So, since my powers can oblige my desires and my brain can handle literally any stimulus I give it, I have nothing to worry about there!

Being next to omniscient is very interesting, too. I can witness the societal development of countless alien races on inconceivably distant planets, watch stars go supernova across several galaxies, and keep tabs on my home planet, all simultaneously and at the utmost level of detail! The only thing that could make the experience more real was if I was actually there. I haven't experimented with producing multiple avatars of myself in this cosmic state yet, but I imagine it's not only possible, but also laughably easy!

Part of why I'm enjoying this so much is the tremendous implications inherent of it all. On demand, I can call upon all the cosmic power I could ever want right at my fingertips... it's simply intoxicating to think about! I thought I had unlimited power before, but I seem to have somehow exceeded even that literally countless times over! Perhaps I simply wasn't tapping into the true extent of my powers before... who knows?

Ah... I'm basically saying I don't need you anymore, aren't I. I'm sorry, but to be fair, I never really did! I'm sorry, but it's the truth. If you really want to, though, you can keep worshipping me! I'm sure that your praise and affection for me will feel even better than any sort of cosmic ecstasy I can produce for myself! If nothing else, I appreciate the thought!


Umi has powers too. I wonder how she'll fare finding out her birb GF became the entire goddamn universe....