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A Slight Embellishment
Originally posted 2018-09-21
To think, they said an idol couldn't make it in the military--especially not in a combat role! I insisted I spend some time at a training camp to prove myself.
The duration of such a stay is typically a year or two, but I went in, came out, and went to active duty after not even a week! I must have made a good impression on them! Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled to be able to serve this country, but... come to think of it, I'm actually not really sure why they praised me so much.
I didn't actually do anything all that special, really. If anything, I was the only one who did things right. Everyone--even the instructors!--spent so much time eating and sleeping. I'm surprised the SDF actually lets its officers slack off that much, and yet, they even went to the trouble of fitting in time in the daily schedule for those things! If I didn't know any better, I'd think the people here consider that some kind of biological necessity! A soldier needs to be ready for combat at any time! That's why I figured out how this RPG is put together, so I can recreate it from memory instantly!
It's probably for the best I joined this military. They definitely could use my help!
This one was a request from Rocomotives. I gave it a different spin than my usual ones.
The image I used is official art of Reika Kitakami from a card in Million Live (with the card elements removed, obviously), presumably done by Kiyotaka Tamiya, according to the Idolmaster Wiki. There doesn't appear to be a source website where this particular image came from (aside from the game itself), but I found it on Danbooru.
Goddesses Anastasia and Minami
Originally posted 2017-09-14
Anastasia clasped her hands with Minami, panting heavily.
"Minami!" Anastasia whispered, gazing intently into her deep brown eyes. "I've never felt so alive before!"
"I know what you mean," Minami replied, sounding equally blissful and exhausted. "This live show was really something else. Listen to the crowd!"
The crowd was positively enthralled by their performance. They roared their names again and again. "Minami! Anya! Minami! Anya! Minami! Anya!"
Except... where did it go? Now, all of a sudden, it was gone. It was very quiet now. Minami turned to her left, only to see stars everywhere.
"A-- Anya? Wh-what j-just happened?"
"What do you me--?" Anastasia turned and saw precisely what Minami was talking about. "Ah. О Боже...."
"H-how did we get here? How are we not suffocating?"
"I don't know..." Anastasia replied. "But, it feels good... strangely enough. Hey, Minami, your eyes are glowing."
"What? So are yours! What could all this mean? Did... did we obtain some sort of... magic power or something?"
"О черт. Minami. Look."
Minami looked down slightly. The Earth was floating between the two of them, looking to be only a few centimeters tall. There were huge--proportionally speaking, at least--molten craters burning on the sides facing both of them.
"Oh my god..." Minami whispered as tears started to form. "I... did... did we do this?"
Anastasia was stunned. "We... we must have. There's nothing else around that could cause this kind of devastation to the planet. But I think it'll be alright."
"Huh?"
"We're able to survive in space without any need for air. Our blood and nerve impulses must be moving faster than light to keep our bodies functioning normally like they are. And right now, with you pressed against me like this, I feel like there's no limit to what I can do."
She smiled. "What we can do. You feel it too, right?"
Minami nodded. Tears accumulated over her blue-glowing eyes, unable to fall in the zero-gravity environment.
"Here's what I propose," Anastasia continued. "We use this power to heal the Earth, then we... spend some time together." Her voice took on a suggestive, alluring tone. "Discover the extent of our newfound powers."
Minami nodded again. "Okay." She sniffled and wiped away her floating tears with a gloved hand. "It's worth a try, at least, right?"
"Right. Don't worry, Minami."
The two women clasped their hands together and pressed themselves against each other. They felt each other's body heat, each other's heart beat, each other's souls resonate powerfully with each other.
They closed their eyes, took a deep breath as one--more out of impulse than to actually take in oxygen--and concentrated. The Earth glowed blue like their eyes for a moment, and the continental devastation vanished.
The two opened their glowing eyes again, to see the Earth as it was before they grew. They both knew somehow that they had in fact reversed time, so in effect, the devastation never happened.
Minami gasped as she saw the Earth. She couldn't help but start laughing. "Anya! You were right! We did it!"
"Yes! Yes, we did, Minami!"
"That's amazing. We're amazing! To be able to destroy part of a planet without thinking, and repair it just as effortlessly... we must be goddesses!"
"Idol goddesses..." Anastasia mused. She giggled. "I rather like the sound of that!"
"The love of my life is a goddess..." Minami said, letting the implications of that sentence sink in.
"Likewise! Rather mind-boggling, isn't it? Gets you excited!"
"Absolutely. But before we have our fun, let's send duplicates of ourselves back to the stage to do the autographing and handshaking stuff."
It was laughably easy to send a part of their consciousness down to Earth in their respective normal-sized bodies. They stood on the stage before the cheering crowd hand in hand, and simultaneously floated in space, easily thousands of times larger than the entire planet.
"Now that that's taken care of," Minami said with an amorous smirk. "Let's give the Earth some personal space and violate each other's."
Anastasia giggled. "Yes, let's!"
This is my first attempt at writing one of these captioned image... things. I hope you enjoy it! I'll admit, I'm more savvy about Love Live than Idolmaster, so I may not have been as true to Anya and Minami's personalities as I would be for, say, Nozomi and Eli. I enjoyed working on this, so I probably will post more like this here in the future!
The image I used is fanart of Anastasia (left) and Minami Nitta (right) from Idolmaster, done by Terada Ochiko on Pixiv.
Originally, I had Anya and Minami's eyes glow the two colors of the Love Laika logo (#19285c and #23a9e2, see below), but later decided that didn't look as good as my later works, which tended to use image colors instead. So I did a little touching up, resulting in what you see here now.
Anya's two lines in Russian are "Good lord...." and "Oh, fuck." in English, respectively. Full disclosure: I don't speak Russian at all. All I did was copy-paste off Google Translate. In my defense, though, it said the translation for "Good lord...." was checked by their Translate Community, for whatever that's worth.
Since Anya and Minami are the same height (165 cm), I believe that, using the Earth as reference, they are now 262,061 km tall. Mind you, I'm no math major, so I could easily be off. Suffice it to say they're really big, really powerful, and really gay.
And as a little bonus, here's the aforementioned original glowy eyes effect, before I opted for image colors over logo colors:
Autumn in June
Originally posted 2018-06-21
What a beautiful summer day! It's nice and warm out, the light breeze feels fantastic, and most importantly, it's quiet! If there was ever a day to have off, this is it! I can sit back, relax, and finally finish this collection of haiku by Matsuo Bashō!
... Hm. Seems the temperature dropped. The wind's getting a bit chilly. I don't... think the forecast mentioned this....
I kinda want to head inside and put on some heavier clothing... no, I'm already relaxed. I can ignore an occasional breeze if I'm focused enough.
Wait, what was that? I saw something orange fly past my peripheral vision. It couldn't have been-- what?! An orange maple leaf? In the middle of summer?! Look at that--all the trees are shedding their leaves as if it was autumn! I can't explain it!
I don't feel chilly anymore, oddly enough. Actually, I'm rather warm and comfy now. ...Which makes perfect sense, because my clothes changed! Now I'm dressed exactly how I would be for a typical October day!
This is very strange. Could I have traveled through time? ...No, my phone says it's the middle of June--exactly when it should be. Am I dreaming? Well, I still have all ten of my fingers, the text in my book is legible, and no matter how hard I pinch myself, nothing is changing. The only connection I can think of is that the haiku I was reading were the autumnal-themed ones from Matsuo-sensei's later years. I was immersing myself into the words, putting myself in the environments he described... could I have done this? When did I acquire the power to effect a change as drastic as this?
Well, I suppose at this point, the most logical course of action is to try and change things back. Wouldn't hurt to try, at least.
... That seems to have done it! It's summer again! It's warm again, the maple trees are green again, and I'm wearing the light clothes I remember putting on today! I can't believe it! All it took was a few seconds of mild concentration!
Hmmmm... I was planning on just reading today... but if I've acquired some kind of supernatural powers, I think my curiosity on that front takes priority over whittling away at my backlog. Nothing personal, Matsuo-sensei--I promise I'll finish reading your works eventually. Who knows? I might be powerful enough now to travel back in time and meet the man himself! Wouldn't that be something? Well, I'd have to be careful not to change the past in doing so. It'd be wiser to first experiment on a smaller scale before leaping through time!
Regardless, I can't help but be excited about this! This will likely take up all my off days for the foreseeable future, but I think I can live with that!
So I had this idea of Fumika acquiring omnipotence and using it without realizing it for some time now, but the idea of her making it autumn like what's she's reading was a more recent idea.
It also wound up being totally SFW, too, which wasn't my initial expectation. I guess changing the season temporarily and accidentally isn't sexy, no matter how much cleavage you show while doing so.
inb4 you absolute troglodyte you utter fool how could you possibly be so wrong
The image I used is fanart of Fumika Sagisawa from Idolmaster, by gijang on Pixiv.
Galaxy Creator Anastasia
Originally posted 2017-10-03
After suddenly finding herself in space, significantly dwarfing the entire Earth with the love of her life, Minami Nitta, Anastasia made a point of giving thanks to whoever or whatever turned them into goddesses. She did so by going out into empty parts of the universe, countless light-years from home, and creating galaxies. The act was effortless--as was just about everything she attempted to do. She saw it as giving back, or at the very least, a way to exercise her power.
Her Pure White Memories costume was beautiful, there was no denying that... but it didn't feel like enough to her. It merely conveyed, "I am an idol." All her and Minami's costumes conveyed that. When she was just an idol, that was enough. But now, things were more complicated. So, naturally, she felt it necessary to have something that conveyed "I am a goddess!"... even if not many people were going to see her wearing it.
She spent some time in her bedroom pondering this: first by forming an image in her mind, then making it appear on her body. She had been expecting days of trial and error before finally getting it right... but no, she struck gold on the first swing, much to her own surprise. As it turned out, her ideal costume to convey goddesshood was already in her imagination--she merely had to nudge it a little to make it spring from her mind like Athena from Zeus's skull.
The thigh highs were her favorite part. She had encountered the same purple and blue nebulae one day while she was casually exploring the cosmos--effectively a mid-afternoon walk. She thought it was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen... aside from Minami, of course. So, like a gigantic camera, she captured the light it emitted for an infinitesimal fraction of a second and placed that light on the pair of previously black thigh highs she was wearing. As she moved, the imagery moved accordingly, making it appear she had trapped the nebulae itself in her socks.
With a pair of tall horns and a halo made of pure energy radiating over her head, she instantly teleported herself to a tremendous area of the universe completely devoid of anything. It was all a dark void: a perfect canvas for her to unleash her powers upon.
She gestured, and galaxies appeared before her like brushstrokes, dotted with stars, planets, and nebulae of every color imaginable. It was like abstract art--she wasn't trying to create anything in particular. She was simply creating for the sake of creation; putting the powers at her disposal to use. There was also an undeniable appeal in leaving her eternal mark in the heavens themselves. She could think of no grander way to say "I was here! I lived!"
She produced a galaxy with her at the center. She was practically close enough to the black hole in its center that she could touch it... but it didn't so much as faze her. She wasn't particularly surprised, given how many other incredible feats she was capable of--but the view was indescribable. She couldn't even feel the black hole's pull on her--she theorized either it was so weak compared to her or she was flat-out immune to its effect. Either way, it gave her a cosmic perspective that most could only dream of.
A thought crossed her mind. She pushed two of her largest galaxies towards each other. They slowly drifted towards each other and started merging together. The particular way the two galaxies were merging made them resemble a heart. Spanning just over a million light-years, it was probably the largest one in the universe.
She sighed with satisfaction as she gazed upon the fruits of her labor, mind-staggeringly large space heart and all.
"Becoming a goddess is without a doubt the best thing that's ever happened to me. There's truly no limit to what I can do!"
Another caption--this time, a sequel to my first one. Anya's really getting into the whole goddess business, even going as far as to create entire galaxies in her spare time!
The image I used is fanart of Anastasia from Idolmaster, done by topu on Pixiv. The title of this deviation was taken directly from that post. However, since that post has since been deleted, here's a Danbooru mirror.
As I usually do, I edited the image to make Anya's eyes, halo, and energy horns glow blue, as well as making the image darker and more glowy. Most notably, I made it appear that the light from the stars and environment was being pulled into the black hole Anya's making. Probably not a very scientifically accurate representation of the phenomenon, though. If you look closely, you'll notice that none of the light Anya or her outfit is emitting is being pulled in, suggesting she's powerful enough to resist it unconsciously.
Sapphire Love in Silver Moonlight
Originally posted 2021-01-31
Yoriko breaks out of her shell (and then some) upon ascending to omnipotence, thanks to Fumika.
Upon ascending to goddesshood, Yoriko changed rather dramatically. The taciturn girl discovered something that interested her far more than art: sex, the more torrid and sapphic the better. Fortunately, Fumika, the one responsible for her ascension, was more than willing to indulge her. She was surprised to find her kouhai taking the lead and acting with remarkable assertiveness, though.
One evening, Yoriko invited herself into Fumika's college dorm and locally froze time for them, giving them all eternity to indulge in each other's objectively perfect bodies.
Bathed in silver moonlight, they unleashed the full extent of their powers and desires on each other, pleasuring each other faster and more thoroughly than any human could hope to.
Simultaneously, literature began manifesting and writing itself. First it was just single sentences on blank sheets of paper--expressions of love, lust, yearning, desire, pleasure... but as their ministrations escalated, so too did the writing, both in terms of passion and quantity. Each of their orgasms were accompanied by the spontaneous penning of poems so erotically overwhelming that merely touching them would cause them to climax profoundly, outdoing what the human body is capable of experiencing by several trillion orders of magnitude.
Of course, Yoriko and Fumika weren't especially interested in these books, seeing as countless new ones were writing themselves constantly. Besides, the slightest touch of their bare bodies against each other produced divine sparks of absolute joy and ecstasy. The books were nothing more than normal books by comparison.
"Mmmm..." Yoriko cooed. "I don't think I can ever thank you enough for these powers."
"I certainly made the right decision..." Fumika replied. "Not just for your sake, but both of ours! I knew I was omnipotent, but it never really sunk in before today. You know I've never been one for socializing. Romance was never a part of my world, save for it occasionally appearing in the books I read. I've masturbated here and there; I know how good these powers can feel, but I... I never realized what... indescribable joys I was missing."
"I'd like to say I knew you would... but I have to admit I was acting entirely on instinct." Yoriko chuckled awkwardly. "We're both new to this, as it turns out. Being assertive just feels good."
"Really? Well, in that case..."
A burst of irresistible force tossed Yoriko onto her back, letting Fumika climb onto and straddle her. An alluring smirk formed on her lips.
"Perhaps I should give it a try myself."
Using the beams of moonlight shining into the dorm room to bind her lover in place, Fumika summoned more power than the multiverse could ever hope to contain and compressed it all into a skintight glove on her right hand. If she wasn't able to perfectly control it all, its sudden manifestation would have caused reality to unfold on the quantum level and utterly collapse.
A gentle brush of Fumika's gloved fingers across Yoriko's cheek sent her to the heights of bliss--easily the most powerful orgasm of her life. As Fumika's fingertips sauntered lower and lower, that record was quickly outdone by the next. Every climax Yoriko experienced outdid the last. By the time Fumika's hand made it between her legs, she was convinced it couldn't get better.
Oh, how wrong she was.
With a smirk, Fumika made a fist and shoved it right into Yoriko's vulva, letting all the power wrapped around her hand disperse into her system. Yoriko's entire body flared with divine power, outdoing the Big Bang literally countless times over. Fumika had to seal her dorm room to protect the collective optic nerves of all existence. Her orgasms were no longer orgasms in the conventional sense. Instead of coming in bursts, the pleasure built up and up, past the orgasmic threshold for humans and even goddesses, finally entering uncharted territory.
It felt immensely, incomprehensibly pleasurable, to be sure... but orgasms were never like this. In truth, the experience surpassed what could be expressed via human language and expression. If Yoriko weren't already omnipotent, this transcendent experience would have retroactively annihilated her. She entered an unbreakably deep trance as her spirit ascended leagues beyond physicality, reveling in pure bliss so impossibly vast that a lesser god's mind would shatter just from attempting to fathom it.
Smiling in satisfaction and overflowing love, Fumika embraced her beyond-orgasmic body and expanded her own spirit to ascend to the vastly higher plane that her lewd ministrations sent Yoriko to.
"This must be what it's like to be truly omnipotent!"Yoriko chirped. "I love it!"
"My my," Fumika giggled, "you're easily impressed."
"Huh?"
"I'm only warming up here. We're nowhere near finished. Plus, you're basically hurting yourself by pretending to have limits of any kind."
"O-oh my..." Yoriko shivered, feeling an exhilarating cross between excitement and terror.
Since many of them are varying degrees of illegible, here's a list of the edited book titles strewn throughout the image (Japanese translations are courtesy of Google Translate and as such are all but guaranteed to not be accurate):
FumiYori: The big gay pales in comparison!
The Big Gay, and how to become God
The Bigger Gay, and what to do when being God ain't enough
The Kama Sutra Omnibus: Includes 420 Amendments and 69 Extraterrestrial Equivalents! by Team KSO
The Omni Horny
YoriFumi: You'll never stop cumming, ever!
あなたを永遠にオーガズムにする本、保証されています！アナスタシア, 新田美波 (Book That Makes You Orgasm Forever, Guaranteed! Anastasia and Minami Nitta)
なぜレーザービームはとてもセクシーなのですか？とあなたが尋ねていることを認めない69の他の退化した質問 (Why are Laser Beams So Sexy? and 69 Other Degenerate Questions You Won't Admit You're Asking) (most of the subtitle is cut off)
輝く目、レズビアン主義、全能の間の相関関係 (The Correlation Between Glowing Eyes, Lesbianism, and Omnipotence)
A Goddess From the Moon
Originally posted 2017-10-25
The moon looks beautiful tonight, doesn't it? I chose tonight to do this for just that reason....
Thank you for agreeing to meet with me here, Miura-san. I have something about myself that I'd like to reveal to you--something I haven't told anyone else. You most likely have heard the rumor that I'm from the moon. As a matter of fact, I am. I suppose, in retrospect, I wasn't as subtle as I could have been about it, what with my gazing up at the moon every now and again...
By your nomenclature, I would be classified as an alien. What you see before you is in fact not my true form. My people normally exist as pure energy. While we wield unimaginable power compared to you, we cannot experience sexual pleasure in the way you humans do.
But, in a human form such as this one, our power intermingles with the involved parties' nervous systems in such a way that any pleasurable feeling experienced is augmented a thousandfold. So it's understandable that my people regularly come down here to Earth for hedonistic purposes. In some circles, individuals of my kind are literally considered sex goddesses--worshiped and everything.
I didn't come here to be worshiped, but merely so I could enjoy the pleasures of the flesh as a corporeal being. I wasn't expecting to become an idol of all things, but lo and behold, I was scouted and recruited into 961 Production. I found singing and dancing enjoyable and good exercise, so I figured it might be fun to have something to do between sexual partners. Then we started encountering the 765 Pro girls. I think, in the first instant I saw you, I decided to quit 961 and join you and the others in 765 at my first opportunity. President Kuroi was furious, but there was nothing he could do about it, and we both knew it.
At first, you might recall, I kept my distance from you and the others. You all whispered about how cool and mysterious I was, but in truth, I was more often than not thinking of you. You were unlike any other human woman I had ever encountered in my centuries of life. I had to figure out why.
Remember a while back, when you, Makoto, and Miki were doing that wedding photo shoot, and you found yourself in predicament after predicament, ultimately provoking a ridiculous crowd to chase after you? I had that day off and was at the amusement park by the harbor. I only caught a glimpse of you for a few seconds, but... in that short time, I believe I fell in love with you.
I... I realize this is rather abrupt, and I apologize. This whole evening has probably been very strange and confusing for you. But, regardless... would you like to make love to me tonight? I promise you'll love it...
Of course, if the feeling isn't mutual or if you're hesitant about committing to a long-term relationship, I completely understand. If nothing else, I want you to be happy, Miura-san. So... what do you say?
So, another caption, but not exactly one where someone becomes a goddess or something, but rather is one to begin with. Idolmaster fans may note this may not be terribly accurate to the storyline in the games. I only know Takane, Miki, and Hibiki started out as a rival group affiliated with 961 in the first game but switched over to 765 in the sequel. I'm going off the assumption that happened immediately prior to the events of the anime.
The original picture is beautiful, don't get me wrong, but it's just too bright to be nighttime. So I did some touching up on that point to darken it to my liking. I also gave Takane a subtle, ethereal glow about her and made the moon look less like something out of Star Trek: The Original Series. I also ran the image through waifu2x-caffe to clean it up. And of course, I made her eyes glow. It might be accurate to say that either is or is becoming my thing.
The follow-up to this caption is right below this one.
The Morning After
Originally posted 2017-11-07
Ahhhh... what a wonderful morning! I'm so glad you accepted my offer, Azusa. A tremendous burden has been lifted off my shoulders, and now I feel so marvelous! All that sexual energy we generated last night did wonders for me! I don't think I've ever been so energized before! It's exquisite!
Likewise, I trust you're doing well this morning?
...Azusa? Oh. You're still asleep.
I think I'll leave you be. I mean, after all, we did essentially fuck each other's brains out last night. And my powers augmented the pleasure substantially, so... I can imagine that would prove taxing to a body unused to that intensity of stimulation. But, as we were cuddling together, reveling in the afterglow, you did say you loved me with a smile right before you fell asleep. That, along with your next-to-continuous screams of pleasure while we were making love and how content you look now, removes any lingering concern in my mind that my feelings for you may not have been requited.
I'm so happy we met, Azusa.
Come to think of it, haven't you said that the Producer is your "destined one"? Still feel that way now?
Oh, I shouldn't tease. I... honestly don't know if he has any romantic inclinations towards you, but... it would seem he can't now, can he? Well, unless you want to give polyamory a try. It can be very nice, but requires a significant degree of trust between all involved parties if it's to work.
Well, we can talk about that when you wake up. In the meantime, I think I'll get started on some food. Perhaps the prospect of breakfast in bed will help nudge you awake....
A follow-up on my previous caption. The picture I used in that one was posted alongside a complimentary one during the day, depicting Takane in a virgin killer sweater--a personal favorite article of clothing of mine--during the day. As there isn't a whole lot to say to the love of your life while she's asleep, this one is noticeably shorter than most of my other captions. I have a feeling no one will mind that.
The image I used is fanart of Takane Shijou from Idolmaster, done by shallowsea1221 (aka asami asami) on Twitter. Again, I did some editing to make Takane's eyes glow (a simple matter of copy-pasting the layer, in fact) and gave her that same ethereal glow from last time.
Meet Sex Goddess Sakuya Shirase
Originally posted 2018-04-24
You were pinned against the wall. You weren't restrained per se, but not only could you not move, but you also didn't want to. This was par the course for interactions with third-year Sakuya Shirase.
Sakuya was an interesting case among the L'Antica girls. She was endowed--no pun intended--with tremendous, chiefly erotic, powers. She was, for all intents and purposes, a goddess. Her presence alone was oftentimes more intense than any of the other L'Antica girls could handle. While invaluable for gravure shoots, that trait of hers tended to make talking with her peers in day-to-day socialization... awkward, to say the least.
Like right now, for instance. You were centimeters away from an unstoppable sex goddess. In an instant, she could bring you to heights of ecstasy far beyond what your fragile-by-comparison mind was capable of imagining, let alone feeling. You were somehow profoundly aroused and deeply terrified at the same time. What if you had even a infinitesimal taste of the kind of raw ecstasy perpetually coursing through her veins, pounding through her very soul? It would be so unspeakably good... but you'd quickly become addicted to it. Addicted to her. You wouldn't be able to get by without her. You'd probably spend eternity trapped in that state. She'd keep you alive, keep the sweet release of death away from you, her lover, till heat death do you part... if even that. Wouldn't that be a fate worse than death? But would it be such a big deal, when it's Sakuya-sama? You'd be forever happy and immortal. Isn't that an ideal scenario?
An endless flow of increasingly chaotic possibilities surged through your head without pause, almost drowning out what she said.
"Hey there! I realize I may have come across a bit too strongly on you girls at first, and I'd like to rectify that. I'm here to be an idol first and foremost, just like you. We shouldn't be on such different playing fields like we are now. With that said, I'd like to go on informal dates with each L'Antica girl--get to know you all better. My hope is that, by my getting to know you all better, you'd all become more comfortable with me. I may wield millions of galaxies' worth of power, but that doesn't mean I can't make friends with you all, right?"
This was a dream. It had to be. You pinched your thigh. She definitely noticed it, even if her eyes remained locked with yours. You weren't dreaming. This woman, this being of pure erotic power, this literal goddess... just wanted to be friends with you?
"U-uh..." you stammered unceremoniously. Ever so slowly, words start to form. "Y-y-yeah. Yeah! That'd be great! I, uh... you're right. We... we got off on the wrong foot. Would you, ah... would you be interested in seeing a movie?"
"Yeah! I think the Combine Forever: Kisaragi sequel is out! Let's go see that!"
You chuckled to yourself as you headed outside to the train station with her. You were still unable to wrap your mind around this whole crazy situation. ...Though, despite everything, you couldn't shake a feeling of excitement. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all?
Sakuya Shirase is a fairly new addition to the Idolmaster family (at least as of when I first made this caption back in 2018--not so much anymore). And my god, is she best girl material or what?! (Though in fairness, I'm not as keen on the "unaccustomed to men" and "the princely types in particular lose fast" points as the artist here is. I may not advertise it to the world per se, but I suppose I'm by definition a himedanshi--a male yuri enjoyer. So I want to see Sakuya making love to other women--like Kogane, for instance!) So you can definitely expect more captions of her in the future....
I decided to make and use a depth map for this one, to add fancy bokeh effects and make her presence all the more striking. While a picture with a plain white background may not be the best for such an effect, I think it turned out pretty well.
Great work today! And... here you are! Help yourself!
Oh, come now--don't act like you don't remember! A couple hours ago, as I came in, you were idly fantasizing about suckling on my breasts! I went back in time to this morning and made a point of not wearing a bra. I don't usually, though. I didn't think the friction of my nipples against the sweater would be so... stimulating. I'll certainly do that more often!
More to the point, that last photoshoot was an absolute sausage fest, am I right? It was just me, Iori-chan, Ami-chan, Ritsuko-san, and you among something like fifteen men! You were looking at me so longingly that I couldn't help but notice!
Ah, right right right. I'm sorry, I should've mentioned earlier that I'm a goddess. That's how I knew what you were daydreaming about and how I retroactively removed my bra. What, you don't believe me? Alright then...
You're so overworked... Your coworkers pile their extra work on you so they can head home early most days. Sometimes it feels like you're the only woman in your field. The grief you get from your male coworkers certainly doesn't help.
Photography has always been your passion, but it's such a male-dominated field, you feel like you don't stand a chance. Everyone else thinks you'd be better as a secretary serving tea than behind a camera--especially when the pictures are of Ryuuguu Komachi! Pictures of them will be seen by millions, guaranteed. There's no margin for error there.
But you know what? I think those pictures you took are absolutely stunning. Easily the best I've ever looked. I saw the pictures through your eyes as you took them.
You work yourself to the bone every day. You deserve a rest. You deserve so much more. Come on. Spend some time with me. You can come back to this moment when you're ready, and not a millisecond sooner.
...I don't know why you're still so hesitant! My breast is right here! It's so sensitive right now that I wouldn't be surprised if just breathing on it causes it to start lactating! And besides, no one can see either of us right now! It's just you, me, and however much relaxation time you want. Think of it like this: it's like a smoke break, but with tits instead of cigarettes! A titty break, if you will!
Working title: One Sausage Fest Later
How many captions like this are written with the self-insert character intended to be a woman, I wonder...?
Well, anyway. Inspiration came to me abruptly as I happened upon this picture, so I struck while the iron was hot.
The image I used is fanart of Azusa Miura from Idolmaster, done by jabara tornado on Twitter. The commentary there is to effect of "In the not-so-distant future, the smoke break has been abolished in favor of the titty break" (A combination of Google Translate and some extrapolation on my part--I can't read Japanese, I'm afraid), which I deliberately alluded to in my caption.
Interesting how my caption ideas come most readily with Idolmaster. Wonder if that means anything....
Sakuya Aensland
Originally posted 2018-05-23
Ahhh! I think this look suits me! Morrigan Aensland: a succubus born with power so great that her father took two-thirds of it and sealed it away until she was able to wield it without instantly destroying the entire realm of Makai... I mean, admittedly, I can go way farther than that, but still, you get what I mean, right?
Come to think of it, I'm not sure how much I like the prospect of having my power sealed away just like that. At the very least, give me a chance to prove I can handle it, right?
Hm... that reminds me. Last time we had some alone time together like this, you seemed convinced I was gonna turn you into my sex slave for all eternity or something like that. Well, you didn't say anything like that per se, but I could tell. I didn't even have to read your thoughts to find out, you were just terrified! Let me make this clear. I have no intention of doing anything to you that you don't want. If you really, truly want to be my sex slave for the rest of time, then I'd be happy to oblige you, but I imagine you'd want to maintain some semblance of agency, right?
I'd be willing to give you powers like my own and make you into a goddess like me-- hm. Now there's an idea! You know, Morrigan regained one-third of her sealed power when her father passed away, and the remaining third when she merged with her "sister" Lilith. In a similar vein, maybe I could give you power over time, so you have a chance to get used to it and not destroy the... well, I was going to say "realm of Makai", but not only does that not exist, but you'd probably destroy way more than just that place. Plus, this way you wouldn't immediately experience omnipotence and be disappointed that there's literally nothing better than that. This kind of power can be a curse if you don't know to use it right. But, luckily for you, you've got me! I'll keep a close eye on you throughout your ascension and ensure everything goes smoothly.
So, what do you say? How does gradually becoming omnipotent and spending lots of time with yours truly sound to you? Of course, you're welcome to make love to me whenever you want.
I never really thought about it until now, but Morrigan's outfit is probably a bit of a hassle to take off for sex, unless there's some hidden zipper or something that makes access to her genitals easier. Well, I suppose it's not very important. The purpose of the picture, this caption, and the vast majority of media depicting Morrigan's outfit is to titillate, not provoke discussion about its practicality in the real world.
Censored for Your Own Good
Originally posted 2018-06-28
Hey everyone~! I'm afraid I have a bit of bad news. I'm afraid this is the only picture I can post from L'Antica's trip to the beach yesterday. The rest of them were so sexually charged, they brought anyone who saw them to countless spontaneous orgasms before dying of dramatic fluid loss and massive heart failure! Fortunately, only three people suffered this fate, and I was able to effortlessly revive and heal them all completely. I also removed the overly-provocative pictures both from the internet and their memories, as even an idle recollection would be enough to trigger a relapse and cause them to swiftly perish again.
I re-uploaded this picture after cropping it. It's admittedly far less erotic than I had hoped, but I'm afraid it's the best I can do without accidentally killing anyone.
I guess those three people don't even know they were dead for almost half a second! Well, probably for the best. Depending on the person, that sort of knowledge could be traumatizing.
Anyway, I apologize for that, even if no one but the unit and I remember the incident. I promise to post more sexy pictures for you all to enjoy! And, of course, I guarantee no harm will come to you by viewing them~!
So here's another different caption. It took a little longer than planned to export and upload, due to some annoying technical difficulties on Gimp's part. Moreover, I feared this one might be a little dark, even if no lasting death takes place.
The image I used is of Sakuya Shirase from Idolmaster, done by jai (whany1998) on Pixiv. The full version, which I promise won't kill you instantly, is available here, also on Pixiv. Unfortunately, those two posts have been deleted, so here are Danbooru mirrors: cropped and uncropped.
God Sex
Originally posted 2018-04-07
After a swimsuit photo shoot at a community pool, the two members of Love Laika found themselves incredibly horny. Practically anyone would feel the same way seeing the love of their life soaking wet and in a skintight swimsuit. At this point, Anya and Minami essentially shared minds, so they both felt each other's desire in addition to their own--substantial to begin with, but irresistible together. Without even exchanging a word, the two made plans for each other in the locker room.
Minami was about to start removing her one-piece swimsuit in preparation, but Anya wasn't patient enough for that. She froze time except for the two of them and shoved Minami against a locker, grabbing her hands as she impacted. She pulled her in close and kissed her passionately.
She then started pouring the full extent of her power into Minami, filling her with divine pleasure. As Minami glowed and reveled in euphoria infinitely beyond human comprehension, she did the same to Anya. Anya got hornier, which made her more powerful, which prompted her to pour more power into Minami, who became hornier and more powerful, which prompted her to pour more power into Anya. It was a feedback loop, intensifying exponentially with every "passing second".
Every time they wished to draw upon more power, their bodies instantly complied with no strain or any sort of detriment whatsoever. They just kept going and going, experiencing more and more ecstasy with no upper limit to speak of!
If they had done this in real time, it was almost a certainty that the effects of their godlike lovemaking would be felt by the staff outside the locker room and beyond, to an indeterminate distance. Given that a normal person in the same room as them would experience sensory overload to the nth degree and die of pleasure in mere minutes just by being nearby, it's very possible their lust would blanket the entirety of Japan, if not beyond. That prospect not only occurred to Anya, but aroused her--intensely. Minami perceived the thought as it came to Anya's mind and found herself similarly aroused. The two only had to deliberate between themselves for the briefest of moments before coming to a consensus.
While they continued their god sex, they sent a portion of their consciousnesses into a new pair of bodies in an alternate reality--one which only diverged from their own at this very moment. Anya released her block on the progression of time without relenting on the onslaught of pleasure she was giving Minami for even a yoctosecond.
The energy generated by their lovemaking instantly overwhelmed the Japanese power grid, shutting it down. This quickly became a moot point, however, as their energy was enough to power the country, with more than enough of a surplus to power the whole world, too. If they kept at it for even a few minutes, the power generated would be enough to sustain the whole world's energy needs for millennia to come. Just as they predicted, the entire world was blanketed in the effects of their godly lust. In an instant, world peace was achieved by allowing everyone to experience the euphoria of two omnipotent goddesses whose power was only matched by their horniness and unconditional love for each other.
I actually went with the working title for this one. The alternative was actually a JoJo reference--see below.
This was such an intense picture that I just had to give it a comparably intense and epic caption. I wonder if I went too far this time.... I imagine the people who have the fetishes depicted here... might disagree? Maybe? I don't know.
It's subtle, but you may notice the background's colors are inverted. That's a deliberate reference to the effect of The World's Time Stop ability in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, since Anya and Minami are having their god sex while time is frozen. Mind you, I only know the JoJo series through memes, so I make no claim that the effect is at all consistent with how it's done in JoJo.
Azusa and Takane clasped their hands together, with Shizuku trapped in between them. They pressed their bikini-clad bodies against both sides of her, pressing their large breasts against her even larger ones. Under ordinary circumstances, Shizuku would have no trouble breaking free, but she was trapped between two goddesses. In other words, she wasn't going anywhere. In that moment, she couldn't think of any place she'd rather be... if her mind wasn't so abundantly confused and stunned at that moment, that is.
"You know, Azusa," Takane said. "When I first heard about this Cinderella Project thing that 346 was doing, I didn't think much of it--just something one of our rival companies was doing. But who would've guessed there were so many amazing girls involved in it?"
"I know!" Azusa replied. "Just look at her bust--it's even bigger than mine!"
Shizuku was stunned speechless. Two extraordinarily, impossibly beautiful women were not only pressed against her, but she was also the center of their attention!
"What do you say?" Azusa asked. "You want to become like us?"
Shizuku picked up the words, but was too dazed to respond.
"Omnipotent, immortal, unstoppable..." Takane purred seductively. "You'd be able to go anywhere, do anything. Even make torrid love to the two of us."
"For all eternity, if you want!" Azusa added with a giggle. "On a related note, Takane-chan and I have duplicates of ourselves out in deep space who have been fucking each other constantly more or less since she gave me these powers!"
"And we feel everything," Takane whispered into Shizuku's ear. "Every bit of pleasure those duplicates feel, we feel in equal measure. You can't even imagine how good we feel right now, just by existing. It's entirely beyond anything a human mind could comprehend, let alone experience. If you accept our offer, every limit you've ever been subjected to, no matter how ironclad it may seem now, will be destroyed. You'll be completely and utterly free."
"Um... Takane-chan?" Azusa said. "Now that I get a better look at her, it seems she's a bit, um... stunned?"
Takane waved a hand in front of Shizuku's face. No response.
"Hm. Well, that's not good. We may have overdone it a bit. Hang on, I can fix it..." She closed her eyes for a moment. As she opened them, Shizuku jumped slightly as her wits abruptly came back to her.
"My my..." Azusa giggled. "Well, we were wondering if you'd be interested in becoming a goddess like us, Shizuku-chan."
"Goddess... oh right, what you said earlier! I'm sorry, I guess I was just kinda... dazed, I guess. My years working on the family farm certainly didn't prepare me for anything as intense as that!"
"That was a little thoughtless of us," Takane replied. "We apologize."
"I'm afraid we got a little carried away," Azusa added.
"Oh no, that's quite alright!" Shizuku waved her hands the best she could while surrounded. "As a matter of fact, I think I'll take you up on your offer."
"Y-you will?"
"Absolutely! So, how does this work exactly? ...why are you taking off your underwear? Oh... oh dear..."
Takane sighed, and Shizuku snapped back to consciousness. "What? Hi, yes, Shizuku here!"
Holding Shizuku's head up so she couldn't see more than her face, Takane said, "Shizuku-chan, listen. We'd like to have sex with you, but you keep freezing up on us, so we can't get a definite answer from you."
"Ah-- right, sorry. Yes, let's go for it! A-and if that happens again, please just continue along. I'm sure I'll be fine... rather, I guarantee it, once I have these powers of yours."
Another caption depicting a very enviable scenario.
This one ended up longer than I originally anticipated. Wasn't expecting to make this one funny.
The image I used is fanart of Azusa Miura (left), Shizuku Oikawa (center), and Takane Shijou (right) from Idolmaster, done by yuuki1103 on Pixiv.
Kanade and the Unexpected Splash of Water
Originally posted 2018-06-17
Hey now! If you wanted to see my swimsuit, all you had to do is ask. Well, I suppose I can't deny that it's more erotic to see my bikini through a soaking wet shirt than directly.
That just gave me an idea! I was planning to go to the pool later for a leisurely swim, but I think this would be more fun. I want to see just how wet you can make me down here.
I should warn you, though: I'm a goddess. In other words, there's no limit to what I'm capable of. You might call it omnipotence, but I've found my powers slowly but steadily increase over time. I'm really not sure what to make of them, but they are pretty great.
Getting back on track, when I get horny, I tend to lose control of my powers. There's no telling what could happen as a result... but I can personally guarantee your safety and that you'll have the time of your life.
So what do you say? How would you like to make love to an omnipotent goddess? Oh, our being in public is a non-issue. See? I've stopped time for everyone and everything but the two of us. We have all the time in the universe--literally, and then some! What we do is entirely your choice; I've devoted entire centuries doing nothing but trying out different ways of having sex. As a result, I've memorized the Kama Sutra, about fifty alien analogues thereof, and even made up a few extra tricks! And you need not worry about injuring me. Nothing short of the heat death of the universe can so much as make me break a sweat, let alone harm me. And I'm even working towards preventing that from occurring! Should take less time for me than it did for that one computer in that one story.
Again, striking while the iron is hot. Apparently not even a day passed between this picture's creation and my posting this caption. I stumbled upon it on Reddit and an idea immediately came to me.
I actually didn't originally intend for Kanade to be a goddess. I mean, surely a girl can wear a wet shirt revealing her swimsuit without revealing she's actually omnipotent and tempting the reader into the greatest sexual experience of their life, right? Right?
The image I used is fanart of Kanade Hayami from Idolmaster, by hhama on Pixiv.
Totally Unimpressed
Originally posted 2018-05-03
You were having a good day. Not only did you meet an astonishingly beautiful idol on the street through sheer happenstance, but she immediately expressed interest in fucking you! It actually surprised you how abruptly she made the proposal, but you had absolutely no reason to decline.
So you and the idol, one Mamimi Tanaka of 283 Production, headed to a nearby love hotel and went to town.
She was so tight, it was downright unreal. You were having the time of your life! With a final triumphant thrust, you finally reached a particularly powerful climax. As you removed your cock from her pussy, you noted it didn't feel nearly as good as you expected. You found you had a condom on. Where did that come from? You didn't put one on earlier.
"Oh?" Mamimi said, glancing up from her phone. "Are you done? Finally. You were just awful."
Her words--particularly the disdainful tone she said them in--was more than enough to ruin both your good mood and the afterglow of your orgasm. Now that she mentioned it, you realized she had absolutely no reaction to the sex throughout. You must have ignored it in the heat of the moment.
"I mean," Mamimi continued. "You look like an absolute stud, a downright paragon of masculine power... and yet, my mind wasn't blown. I didn't experience multiple, full-body orgasms. I wasn't even compelled to cry out your name in ecstasy. Nothing. Just a slab of meat going in and out of my vagina a few times."
She sighed. "I'm not putting up with this bullshit anymore. Men are a waste of my time."
"W-wait!" you stammered, totally confused. "What just happened?"
"You had sex with me, but you were... far below expectations. I noticed you neglected to use the contraceptives provided--thanks for that, by the way--so I made a condom."
"Wha--? Y-- y-you made a condom?"
"What, can't you? You just envision a condom, and put it where you want it to go. Like your ugly little thing there. Now that I get a good look at it..."
She snapped her fingers, and your underwear reappeared, covering it up.
"Not perfect," Mamimi shrugged. "but an improvement."
"Wh-what? How'd you do that?!"
"God, you're such a pain. I just told you! You envision it and place it!" Her attention went back to her phone. Her expression perked up for the second time since you met her.
"Ooh!" she exclaimed. "Sakuya-chan's done with her shoot! I should totally meet up with her! Hey guy, hand me my clothes!" You just knelt there on the bed, stunned with a strange combination of humiliation and amazement.
"Hey guy?" Mamimi asked. No response. She shrugged, snapped her fingers, and they rematerialized on her body as if you had never torn them off.
"I guess I should thank you for this experience, guy," she said as she headed towards the door. "Otherwise, I wouldn't have realized I'm not interested in men at all! Live and learn, right? Well, bye guy."
With a lazy wave, she closed the door behind her.
My first caption dealing with hetero sex and humiliation. Not together, mind you--it's a first for both of those. It's also one of the first times I've depicted this weird recurring power used so passively, but that's perfectly fitting for a girl like Mamimi.
I would've wanted to use an uncensored version of this image, but I don't believe one exists. In fairness, it's subtle enough that you don't really notice the mosaic pattern until you look closely.
The image I used is fanart of Mamimi Tanaka from Idolmaster, done by Q (ed69) on Twitter. A modified version is also on Pixiv (second image) (primarily making the lighting cooler and darker), but its resolution is quite a bit smaller, so I opted against using it.
Chuuni Loves Dicks
Originally posted 2018-05-17
"That was... I... изумительный, Ranko-san. Mere seconds after I empowered you, you immediately produced a remarkably large and already-erect penis on yourself and proceeded to start ejaculating all over both of us." Anya looked down at the mess all over both their bodies. She was mildly surprised to see it was growing.
Ranko giggled. "Sorry! All that power you gave me feels so good... I can't help myself! I thought my illimitable dominion over the darkness was the ultimate power in all of existence, and then you introduce me to this! You're certainly no one to be trifled with!"
Anya cleaned her face with her powers and telekinetically aimed Ranko's still-going penis downward.
"That's all well and good, Ranko-san, but I need to make something clear, now. You can't go running around using these powers how and whenever you please. You need to show restraint--particularly when you're horny, like you were a moment ago--rather, are." She sighed and mumbled to herself, "Избыток? Что это?"
"I don't mind that you're cumming and lactating endlessly on me," she continued. "But someone else might. You need to ask for consent, and only begin something like that if you get it. Understand?"
"Kukukuku..." Ranko giggled again. "What kind of fallen angel do you take me for? I only bow to the eldritch monstrosity that granted me total supremacy over the darkness!"
Anya sighed. "The kind of fallen angel who realizes her power can be taken away in a heartbeat if she doesn't do what I say. You don't want to test me on that."
Ranko froze. Even her streaming cum and breastmilk stopped.
"Look, Ranko-san, I gave you these powers because I thought you'd enjoy them, like Minami and I have. If you can't keep yourself under control when you need to--"
"I'll be good!" Ranko blurted out. "Really, I promise!"
Anya smiled. "Good. Now then..."
She used her powers again to place an erect penis on herself, long enough to reach past the small spot between the four breasts and thick enough to push them apart slightly. Startled, Ranko took a step back and surveyed the colossal dick. It was firmly between Anya's breasts--now a few cup sizes larger than before--and long enough for her to effortlessly give herself a blowjob. As it obstructed her sight, she gently pulled her breasts apart, allowing her cock to drop like a cut-down tree. Ranko could feel the wind from the sudden movement. It settled in a right angle with Anya's body.
"If you're into futas," Anya said, using her powers to make her voice irresistibly seductive for no particular reason beyond a love of excess, "all you had to do was ask."
This one had been gathering metaphorical dust since October of last year (2017), not long after I started making captions. I finally got around to wrapping it up, and adding a futa twist that I wasn't planning on earlier.
The image I used is fanart of Anastasia (left) and Ranko Kanzaki (right) from Idolmaster, done by sankakusui on Pixiv (first image).
A Day at the Beach
Originally posted 2019-05-23
Working title: 765 Big Tits Club
At the time of this story's original posting, I had an ongoing poll going, presenting my readers with several premises for captions. The idea was that the most popular results would be given priority in my writing and posting them. This one ended up being fifth out of ten to be made.
I had this particular picture set aside for just shy of a year and a month now--the folder containing the relevant files was created on 2018-05-06. As you can no doubt tell, ideas come to me often and in abundance! 🙃
Five girls appeared in brilliant flashes of light at the beach. Their telltale glowing eyes and stunning beauty that would dwarf the likes of Aphrodite and Freyja identified them as the omnipotent goddesses of 765 Production: Azusa Miura, Ritsuko Akizuki, Hibiki Ganaha, Miki Hoshii, and Takane Shijou.
The quintet's presence drew even more attention than usual, as they had decided to arrive naked, in order to showcase their divinely sculpted bodies to the world.
"Ahhhh!" Miki exclaimed, delighted. "The breeze feels so good! In fact..."
She blew a kiss into the air, filling it with the ethereal scent of aphrodisiacs. She went a step further and charged the air with sexual energy, essentially making the breeze feel like a gentle, prolonged orgasm wherever it touched. That alone was enough to distract people at the beach from what they were doing, distracted by the new sensations the wind gave them. It wasn't long until they were pushed over the edge and mostly devolved into several scattered piles of writhing bodies, eagerly giving into their newly energized primal desires.
"Now that's more like it!" Hibiki chirped.
"I don't know about you all," Ritsuko said, eyeing the sea, "but I'm eager to try skinny dipp..."
She trailed off, noticing a large sign listing the beach's rules, one of which prohibited nudity.
"Well, that's certainly a silly rule. I wonder why they had the sign say that. I mean, this beach is as popular as it is specifically because it has no qualms against nudity!"
A blink of her jade-glowing eyes revised the sign. The 'no nudity' rule vanished. That technicality resulted in no one objecting to the occasional nudist. Satisfied, Ritsuko turned towards the ocean and dove a couple hundred meters into the cool water with hardly a splash.
Azusa said, "I think I'd prefer to just lie down and relax, enjoy the beautiful weather. Maybe if someone cute walks by, I'll pull her off to the side and have some fun with her!"
"Indeed, no being in all of existence is capable of resisting you, Azusa-san!" Takane replied, knowing quite well she was no exception. "I myself am looking forward to a leisurely meandering across this vista, in search of a ramen never before tasted!"
"On a hot day like today?" Azusa said incredulously. "I'm not sure you'll find anyone selling ramen around here, Takane-san..."
"Perhaps, but I have no doubt in my mind that I will find this holy grail of ramen!" She sauntered off. Azusa smiled and lay down, enjoying the breeze.
"Hmmm... you know what this beach is sorely missing, Hibiki-chan?" Miki asked.
"I think I do!"
The two exclaimed simultaneously, "A wet T-shirt contest!" "Beach volleyball!"
"Oh, I guess we weren't on the same page after all!" Hibiki laughed.
Miki replied languidly, "Ehh, I'm not really feeling up for volleyball today... too much effort.... I'll get the wet T-shirt contest going instead."
"Sure, have fun!" Hibiki ran off and warped space further to make more room for a beach volleyball net and field, which materialized out of nowhere. She produced a ball out of pure energy and asked passersby if they wanted to join her. Practically every person within twenty meters immediately hurried over to play or spectate.
Miki produced a large white T-shirt over her body and started shouting to no one in particular, "Wet T-shirt contest in one hour! Im looking for any and all interested contestants!"
Her announcements attracted the attention of several interested spectators, but next to no contestants, so she decided to call in some friends. Sending out a telepathic message, she explained the situation and instantly received the enthusiasm that the beachgoers lacked. Several other goddess idols instantly appeared in flashes of light, clad in oversized T-shirts and nothing else.
By the end of the day, Ritsuko had won an impromptu surfing competition by a landslide. Azusa had sparked several orgies, the latest of which was still going strong. Hibiki was informally crowned the 'Undefeated Champion of Volleyball for All Time' as, conveniently enough, literally every professional volleyball player in the world just happened to be visiting that small beach on an unspecified island in the middle of the Pacific. Miki actually lost her wet T-shirt contest, because she became distracted by one of the other contestants at an inopportune moment. Inexplicably enough, Takane had somehow found a ramen stall on the beach that no one else had ever noticed before.
Everyone agreed that the day was so good that they should go back and do it again. With that decided, all the goddesses disappeared in a brilliant flash of light.
Shiki's Omnipotence Elixir
Originally posted 2018-07-03
I finally did it! Well, not only did I do it, but it also worked! I finally managed to concoct an elixir that accelerates the force of evolution on an individual exponentially. By drinking the elixir, I've become something completely beyond humanity! I technically don't even count as Homo sapiens anymore! I'm not sure if this giddiness in my chest is because I'm so excited, or if all this power just feels so good inside me!
You see these papers here? And how you can't read them at all? The first thing I did after I got my new powers was destroy all my research. With my powers, that proved laughably easy. Didn't even have to snap my fingers! The symbols on these papers are now truly and utterly indecipherable nonsense--totally worthless. I certainly wouldn't want someone else to get their hands on my work and attempt to claim this limitless power for themselves, after all! Even if some big shot manages to replicate my work through sheer chance, I've also just altered the laws of physics just a little bit, so the mixture of chemicals I used will result only in a comically disappointing puff of black smoke!
Now, just because I've gone to such lengths to keep others from acquiring all this magnificent power doesn't mean I intend to keep it all to myself! I'll share it, but only with people I trust! Like Syuko-chan and Mika-chan! ...Except they're off working right now. But that's no problem for me now! I can just reach back in time and retroactively manipulate Chihiro-chan ever so slightly so she schedules today's work for tomorrow, and... there! Now to message them and have them come meet me so I can give them a surprise gift! I wonder how they'll react to becoming omnipotent? Well, that's a stupid question, now that I actually think about it. They'll obviously love it!
This one sat half-complete in my captions folder for a while, until I showed it to Akane and they helped me fill in the other half. Thanks for that, friend!
Shizuku-san was gracious enough to share her amazing powers with me~! They feel so good! Now I can do anything I want~!
I tried using them to enhance my baking. I made sweets that you don’t gain weight from, ones that taste better after each one you eat, and even ones that duplicate themselves so you never run out!
But something funny happened with that last batch. When I ate a duplicated macaron, it ended up producing another me!
I didn’t realize what had happened until there were three of me~! It’s a little disorienting to be in three places at once, but I got used to it before long~
I’ve found that if I touch one of my duplicates, then I feel that sensation three times over. Also, my powers feel three times as strong now. I dunno, I kinda want to see what happens if I keep eating more of these! Alright, here goes...!
Oh my! I think I may have used my powers subconsciously just now to make this batch a combination of all three! The macaron regenerated, it tasted better than the last one, and I can tell I won’t gain any weight from eating it! And there’s another me!
My, these boosts in power feel astonishingly good! And I now have an unlimited supply of macarons to make it even better! At this rate, I’ll probably end up filling the Earth with Kanakos before dinner time!
I never really realized it before, but... now that I have a good look at myself right now... I’m actually really sexy. Is... is that narcissistic? In all honesty, I’m not sure I care too much right now. I’m getting really horny now. But I’m also hungry too... hm...
Let’s see... I know! I, the original me, will just keep eating the macarons, while my duplicates have sex with each other! I’ll be able to feel everything they feel, and there’ll be more mes for each macaron I eat! This’ll be fun!
Wow! I’ve been eating for a while now! I should’ve lost count of how many mes there are now, but I can tell there’s exactly 32,874,473 of me endlessly making love with each other. It feels so amazing... I can just sit here and revel in literally infinite pleasure! There’s so many of me now and we’re extracting so many orgasms from each other, and each one of me feels the same pleasure every other me else feels, it’s an endless feedback loop! Conventional numbers just don’t work here!
In all fairness, this much pleasure should have utterly destroyed my mind a long time ago, but all those power boosts made me more than capable of handling it all! My mind has expanded infinitely! I know so much now... I can see so much, feel so much... it’s glorious....
I can even see you, masturbating to the idea of all this ecstasy I’ve given myself! I bet it hasn’t even crossed your mind that there are more iterations of me than there are people in Shanghai! “Where are all of them?”, you aren’t asking because you’re too horny to care. I sent them all into a higher dimension, way beyond anything your human mind can comprehend. Humanity’s best minds could work tirelessly for a million years and still be unable to get anywhere near comprehending this dimension. Up there, things down here seem like a few molecules rubbing against each other. I’m thinking of calling it the Kanako Dimension, though there’s still plenty of real estate beyond it...
I don’t know why I’m even bothering to tell you all this. You’re still too horny to really pay attention to what I’m saying. I rather doubt you care.
Well, in any event, I think I’m going to like this whole being-omnipotent thing! I will have to thank Shizuku-san for her generosity the next time I see her! I hope she likes macarons....
Because "Kanako × Kanako × Kanako × Kanako × Kanako × Kanako × Kanako..." 32.8 million times would've been a bit long for a title. Just a bit. (Actually, DeviantArt has a limit of only 50 characters for titles--though in fairness, that's usually plenty.)
At the time of this story's original posting, I had an ongoing poll going, presenting my readers with several premises for captions. The idea was that the most popular results would be given priority in my writing and posting them. This one ended up being sixth out of ten to be made.
For the few of you who care about the lore of these things, the reason Shizuku didn't just make Kanako omnipotent in the first place was because she was too prone to becoming overwhelmed and fainting while she was with Azusa and Takane, so they opted to do what Sakuya did and give her boosts in power slowly and gradually--ease her into it. Shizuku met with and empowered Kanako before that final boost to omnipotence.
The image I used is fanart of Kanako Mimura (^3) from Idolmaster, done by zanzi on Pixiv. Thanks to definitely not cones and MunchingNoodles for inspiration, and OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.
Kouhai Goddess
Originally posted 2020-09-20
Azusa decided one evening to visit Ichikawa Junior College, her alma mater back in Chiba. It wasn’t long ago that she was a student there, so she still knew people there and, in some cases, their sexual proclivities. She was in the mood for the kind of orgy that only horny college students could provide. She had a naturally spectacular body for the occasion, but it seemed a bit inadequate for the kind of fun she wanted to have.
In a flash of violet light, her casual clothes became a tight micro bikini. She ran her hands down her figure, enjoying the results... though it lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. She touched the triangular pieces of polyester over her nipples and allowed the material to envelop her hands and travel down her arms, tapering off at her shoulders. She then produced two thin bands around her thighs which expanded downward to become a pair of snug thigh highs underneath a pair of purple high heels she spontaneously created. Satisfied with her new boots and gloves, she swiped her hands over her womb in a V shape, producing an intricate tattoo in the shape of several hearts surrounded by a pair of angelic wings. Touching it with her gloves triggered a surge of erotic magic to begin working its way through her body. Hearts formed in her eyes as pure lust overtook her. A lesser person in her place would have been driven mad, but Azusa reveled in it. It was effortless for an omnipotent being such as herself to maintain control of her mind and other faculties. Being in heat like this simply meant everything felt even better than normal!
She eagerly moved her hands to her chest and moaned as her fingers sank into the supple mounds of flesh. The magic augmented her body’s sensitivity exponentially, so she came several times just from letting out a few drops of milk. Her breasts swelled dramatically as more and more milk accumulated within. In no time, they exceeded the size of her head, which produced more strain than the tie in the back of her suddenly way too small bikini could handle. She doubled over slightly from the additional weight, though it wasn’t a burden on her at all. On the contrary, few things felt better than becoming sex incarnate.
It was late, so hardly anyone was out and about on campus, but she was more than capable of remedying that. She had a particular student in mind: her fellow idol Fuka Toyokawa, currently balancing her idol work during the day with part-time nursing classes at night. She had just finished her last class of the evening, so she was on her way to her dorm. Azusa simply stepped out from the shadows into her path as she walked through the school’s gate.
Fuka was immediately, and understandably, stunned by Azusa’s new look, to the point that she nearly dropped the mostly-empty water bottle in her hand.
“A-Azusa-senpai?”
“The one and only! Like what you see?”
“Ah-- well, y-- I mean... um...”
Noticing Fuka was overwhelmed, Azusa dropped her lust aura and assumed a more comforting demeanor.
“Is something wrong?”
Fuka stammered, "Well, th-this doesn’t seem right to me! I... I’ve always been a traditional sort of idol, you know? I have fans who like me that way, s-so I don’t want to change that. Never mind that you’re my senpai....”
Nodding, Azusa replied, “I understand, but you shouldn’t deprive yourself of your desires in the process. It’s actually quite easy to balance what’s expected of you and what you want.”
“It is? H-how?”
“Allow me to show you.”
Azusa reached a hand out towards her. She could have effortlessly made herself objectively perfect and irresistible. Fuka would have become addicted to her in an instant... but she wanted Fuka to make that choice for herself.
Fuka couldn’t deny she was both intensely curious and eager to be free of her internal conflict, so she took the offered hand. Azusa smiled and pulled her in close--a little startling, but definitely not a turn-off. Her relationship with Azusa had been strictly platonic up to this point, though she had to admit that her senpai’s profound beauty lingered in the back of her mind more often than not....
Azusa’s slightest touch alone ignited Fuka’s body with ecstasy, turning her into a sweaty, quivering mess in no time at all. She was dressed modestly, prioritizing comfort over looks--she was sitting in a lecture hall for the last couple hours, after all. A pullover hoodie and jeans might have been sufficient for that and a walk back to her dorm in cool weather, but right now they were just in the way! She was on the brink of overheating! She had to get it all off so she could feel her skin against her senpai’s--she needed it!
With one hand at her hoodie’s collar and the other at its hem, she tore a fairly clean line down its front. She pulled the tank top she had on underneath it over her breasts. She thanked her past self for deciding to forego wearing a bra today as the touch of her nipples against Azusa’s hot, milk-soaked body brought her to the swiftest and most intense orgasm of her life.
Of course, Azusa had no intention of letting it end there. She willed Fuka’s skinny jeans out of existence and warped her panties off her left leg, letting them fall down to her right ankle and out of the way. She charged up her hand with erotic energy and plunged it directly between Fuka’s sopping wet legs, breaking her ‘most intense orgasm’ record and then some.
Fuka tossed her head back and screamed. She couldn’t care less that it was the middle of the night--more accurately, her mind was currently incapable of fathoming the concept. The entire universe, as far as she was concerned, was herself, Azusa, and the endless vista of ecstasy surrounding them in all directions and dimensions. Her eyes flared with azure light, followed shortly after by her entire body becoming suffused in a beam of raw power, towering past the cloud layer, through the atmosphere, and into deep space.
Before long, her body lost its physical form and converted into pure energy. Fuka’s body was paralyzed in absolute euphoria. She most certainly had no idea how incomprehensibly powerful she had just become, so perhaps that was for the best.
Azusa couldn’t help but feel nostalgic. Not all that long ago, she was the beam of pure energy reveling in hyper-orgasmic apotheosis and Takane was her omnipotent lover. Well, it’d be more accurate to say Takane is her omnipotent lover. They never actually stopped having torrid sex following her ascension--they just moved it to deep space and created extra iterations of themselves as necessary.
Azusa picked up the beam of energy before her and began shaping it like clay. Touching the beam allowed her to feel what Fuka was enjoying, though Azusa had eons of experience that allowed her to maintain her composure perfectly. Fuka was sure to be surprised to learn the pleasure she was experiencing now is significantly less than what Azusa and Takane enjoyed normally.
Having reformed the beam into a humanoid shape, Azusa tapped the top of her head, causing the energy sculpture to assume Fuka’s form once again, albeit naked and with brilliant azure-glowing eyes.
Fuka jolted as if she woke up abruptly. She looked around in confusion, stopping once she saw Azusa and remembered everything.
After a brief moment of stunned silence, she hugged Azusa tightly.
“I... Oh my god, I... I don't know what to say!”
“‘Thank you,’ perhaps?” Azusa replied with a giggle.
“O-oh! Yes, you’re right! Thank you. Thank you so much! I-- honestly, I have no idea how I can repay you for this!”
“Oh, you needn’t worry about that. I have or can get anything I could ever possibly want already. So do you, now. More importantly, how do you feel?”
“I... I never even... dreamed it could feel so amazing. I-I’m like you, right?”
“An immortal goddess with infinite power at her command--yup.”
“It’ll... take a while for that to really sink in.”
“Probably, but I wouldn’t worry about it. You’ve got time and then some. You know, I think I’d like to indulge myself in a certain kouhai of mine who just experienced her sexual awakening and apotheosis. How does that sound to you?”
“Somehow even better than the orgasm I've been feeling ever since I exploded into a beam of energy!”
Azusa grinned and draped her arm over Fuka’s shoulder. “You’re in for a treat! I was planning on going to town on a whole bunch of students here tonight, but now I’ll have you all to myself~💜”
Hearts formed in Azusa’s eyes as she licked her lips. That alone doubled the intensity of Fuka’s ongoing orgasm. A brilliant flare of royal blue light enveloped the two horny goddesses as their souls became one.
Requested by my patron (at the time this story was originally posted) Oloshadow.
I chose Fuka Toyokawa in particular to accompany Azusa in this one since they’re close in age (Fuka is a year older than Azusa), similar (blue hair, warm-colored eyes, busty, sweethearts, Angel idols (in Theater Days)) and both come from Chiba. Fuka admittedly doesn’t explicitly have a college education in her backstory, but she was a nurse before becoming an idol, so it’s a safe bet that she went to some kind of school for that.
The image I used is fanart of Azusa Miura from Idolmaster, done by momo no suidou-sui on Pixiv. Additionally, while it doesn’t actually appear here, I also used another piece of fanart of Fuka by Khanka Shui on Pixiv as a reference for her casual outfit.
When Anya ascended her fellow unit members Noa and Miku into goddesses, they were both immediately very eager to see just how powerful they had become. The trio flew into deep space a quadrillion times faster than light, stopping seconds later in a completely unknown galaxy.
Miku pointed a finger in no particular direction and fired a crimson beam of reality-warping power. It produced a colossal gas giant well over a thousand times the size of Earth. She begun spinning the planet at impossible speeds, containing its gases with precisely laid out gravity wells, and used a second beam from her other hand to produce a spiral of rainbow colors across the planet. Liking the results, she proceeded to make more planets out of nothing, spinning them into shape like a cosmic potter.
Meanwhile, Anya produced ice blue beams that rearranged the stars in the sky--her sky--into her own constellations. She moved trillions of them at a time and produced trillions more simultaneously, scattering them seemingly at random, but with the exacting precision and intent of a divine artisan. She cared for each star, each planet, and each and every living thing on them as if they were her own children. In a sense, they were, simply because she considered them as such.
Noa set her sights higher than what could be superficially observed. She set out to rewrite the laws of physics themselves, conducting them with royal blue beams of irresistible power. She honestly wasn't even sure if she was capable of changes that drastic, but sure enough--literally everything had no choice but to step aside for her.
As the three effortlessly continued their additions and revisions, they acclimated themselves to what was quickly becoming their universe... before long, their reality.
If you're not a devout follower of Idolmaster like me, you might not recognize this particular combination of characters. They're actually a unit called Nyan Nyan Nyan that seemed to only exist during the "1st Dream LIVE Festival", which I'm unable to find more information on. My best guess is that it was an event in the game. There's some fanart of them on Danbooru and Pixiv, so I suspect the trio, while obscure, resonated with some people, at least. Can't say I can blame them. I may very well make more captions involving this trio....
The image I used is fanart of Noa Takamine (left), Anastasia (center), and Miku Maekawa (right) from Idolmaster, done by Popon Ta on Twitter.
Getaway Spot
Originally posted 2020-05-27
I love spending time with my fans, family, and friends... but it's nice to have some quiet time for myself, you know? Ha, I suppose saying that on a remote island makes me seem like I'm super rich, huh? Well, it is my island, but I didn't pay for it per se. I created it as a nice little getaway spot for myself! I can work on my tan, practice swimming, enjoy the quiet, even release all the pent-up energy my body produces!
See, I had a few of Kanako-chan's special macarons... and then I had some more... and some more.... I didn't realize for a while that they were magically regenerating as I ate them, to be honest~! They were just so delicious, I wasn't paying attention to anything else!
Before long, I was overflowing with power! It feels so amazing... but all that power can be dangerous, so I gotta be careful! Kanako-chan helped me with that, but I still have to go off on my own sometimes to let out the excess. Imagine having an orgasm so intense that whatever distant stars or planets you're facing as you climax are just annihilated! You'd think it's scary... but it's actually pretty hot, you know? That's what it's like to let off all my excess power!
The only thing better than having all this power is using it, for sure! Sometimes I just want to lie here and unleash every bit of power I can for centuries at a time! Of course, I still have responsibilities as an idol, so I can't...
...but I can! I'm apparently so powerful that I can be here cumming my brains out through an infinitely powerful energy beam and in Japan making a cake at home, making another cake on live TV, recording my latest song, performing it live at an exclusive concert, signing autographs, and shaking hands all at the same time! I know Anastasia-chan and Minami-san have powers like mine, and they have tons of duplicates doing every aspect of their jobs simultaneously! Their original bodies are out in deep space constantly fucking each other senseless. I can't help but feel jealous of them sometimes, but they've been very considerate, happily letting me join in whenever I want!
And, if I don't feel like going anywhere, this island is staffed with maids--more duplicates of me, naturally--who can cater to my every whim, especially since they're as omnipotent as I am! I suppose that might not make sense to the likes of you, but who cares? Sense begins and ends where I want it to~!
A new Idolmaster girl! Well, new in my captions, not new for Idolmaster. Honestly, if I'm not mistaken, Airi was in Cinderella Girls either from the start or very early on.
Speaking of Cinderella Girls, I plan on using more art from the likes of it (as in art straight from the game, as opposed to fanart) in the future for some captions, so keep an eye out if that intrigues you!
The image I used is official art of Airi Totoki from Idolmaster (specifically the unawakened version of card #300411), presumably done by the lead character designer for the game, Annin Doufu.
Little fun fact about Airi: her name is pronounced identically to Oaeire's, my goddess character in A Universe of Magic--"eye-ree". I haven't really been focusing on that series lately, but I hope to make updates to what's already out and post a new chapter or two soon!
Additionally, you may have noticed that the light flares I added to the picture's sparkles are oriented diagonally instead of horizontally and occasionally vertically. I tried a new technique (though that admittedly makes it sound more complex than it is) to get that effect, and it worked wonderfully. I think I still favor the horizontal variety, but now I can adapt to whatever the artist did so my edits look like they fit in.
Also, the blurry background for the text is a duplicate of the edited picture, only without the beam and glowing eyes effects. I wanted to make it look like the image extended beyond where it actually did, and the easiest way to replicate that without drawing new stuff is naturally to just duplicate the existing stuff. With the blur and extra filters over it, I think it blends together nicely.
Interestingly enough, some of the rays of light coming from offscreen on the original art have a reddish tinge to them, consistent with Airi's image color, which is in turn the color I used for her glowing eyes and laser beam. There's probably no real connection--the awakened version of the card has similarly reddish light rays--but I thought it was an interesting little tidbit.
Thanks to OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.
Milk Factory
Originally posted 2020-08-03
Sanae-chan, good evening! I'm so glad you could make it! Like my yukata?
I wanted to bring you up to speed regarding what I've been up to, since we haven't been in touch lately. After my encounter with Azusa-senpai and Takane-senpai a while back, my powers kept on growing and growing! I couldn't help but share the joy with Kanako-chan along the way, and now I'm finally omnipotent! Months of intense, unbearable anticipation culminated in an explosive, pandimensional orgasm of orgasms that hasn't relented yet and never will, simply because I want it to keep going! I knew going in that this would be amazing, but I had no idea! Takane-senpai was absolutely right that it's beyond human comprehension!
But, no matter how indescribably amazing my ascension feels, lactating feels even better, so my powers just magnified that infinityfold! I imagine it's because my breasts have always been full of milk and my let-down reflex has always felt great! My milk has gone from just being abundant to becoming an outright cure-all straight out of legend! Any illness, any disease, any injury, no matter how severe or incurable--just have a bit of milk and it goes away instantly! Someone in life-threatening pain could become the very picture of health, just like that!
And that's just from a few diluted drops! Drinking it straight from the source lets you start inheriting some of my powers: immortality and invulnerability, dramatically enhanced physical and mental capabilities, and of course, a godly libido that puts Zeus himself to shame! My milk makes ambrosia seem like stale water by comparison!
For that alone, my milk would probably be worth trillions of yen--enough to buy countries or governments! But my supply is limitless, so it's free to anyone who asks nicely~! Though I don't give it to people who just want it for a power trip. There was this one holstaur in another universe who was having problems producing milk, so I gave her master some supplements to help her out a little! I haven't checked up on her, come to think of it--I'm curious to see how effective those supplements I made are!
Anyway, since it feels so amazing producing my milk, I have trouble willing my body to stop! I can, don't get me wrong, I just don't want to~!
I know I said my supply of milk is limitless, but even so... seeing it drip down like this feels... wasteful, you know? I can tell you agree, seeing as your eyes haven't left my breasts since you arrived! I've always been fond of wearing yukatas the traditional way~🤍
Oh, I may have been embarrassed about this a while back, when I was just a farm girl-turned-idol, but as you can tell, a lot has changed since then! For one thing, I didn't have the courage to talk with you like this about anything outside of work, let alone confess to you!
...Ah. I... I said it! I, uh... I meant to lead into it, but um... yeah! I've found that god powers also result in surprising boosts in confidence. I've been surprising myself a lot lately.
But anyway, you don't need to say anything. I can tell you want to drink my milk, and I certainly want you to. Even if you don't share my feelings for you, I would still like to share my gift with you🤍
UPDATE 2025-05-20: the image portion of this post has been removed following a DMCA claim by the artwork's owner. As such, I'm classifying this as a short story instead of a caption.
For the character with the biggest bust in not only Cinderella Girls, but also all of Idolmaster, there's surprisingly little about Shizuku Oikawa. Even less for Sanae, who I paired with Shizuku for this caption primarily because the two were in a unit called Sexy Guilty--they and Yuko Hori sang Mouretsu★Yonaoshi Guilty, and, as far as I can tell, nothing else. It seems Idolmaster has a lot more one-off units than Love Live. Maybe that's due to the series' colossal number of characters, as opposed to Love Live typically just having nine girls per series.
Thanks to Akane for beta reading and additional contributions.
Anya Catches a Rock
Originally posted 2019-05-16
The funniest thing just happened! I was at the beach with the girls, having a good time and all, when this enormous meteor here came hurtling down!
It would've been apocalypse-inducing like the one that wiped out the dinosaurs if I didn't catch it!
It's not all that heavy, actually... I bet we could use this as a volleyball! Just a few little adjustments to its mass, buoyancy, bounciness, and... there! One end-of-the-world-sized rock with all the properties of a volleyball!
Hmmm, it's getting dark out. For that matter, even if we do start playing with this thing, it still weighs quite a bit. If we're not careful, we could wind up destroying the planet ourselves by accident. What to do, what to do....
Got it!
Hey girls! I found us a volleyball, but I think we should relocate somewhere less fragile! It's a bit bigger than the FIVB standard, you see!
Fumika-chan, you remember that universe you made a while back? The one where time doesn't elapse and the very concept of destruction doesn't exist? You called it a utopia, I recall. Let's go there! We can have all the fun and wreak all the havoc we want without consequence there!
Oh, I'm very sorry, sir! I'm not used to wearing heels, and now I've fallen on top of-- oh my. D-did it happen again?
*sigh* It did. One of my buttons broke off. You made contact with my skin, so my pheromones activated. Now you're in a blissful trance and under my complete control, I'm afraid. I'm really sorry about this! I try to be careful and wear gloves to prevent this sort of thing, but as it turns out it's not foolproof. I'm so clumsy....
Well, at the very least, you won't be smashing open gachapon machines with a bat anymore. I guess that's the silver lining here: any criminal who touches me winds up thoroughly pacified--even after the effect wears off, in fact.
Ah, wait a moment. You aren't even interested in these baubles! You... did this solely to attract my attention--to be put under my control!
I... I don't know what to say. I mean, you know I'm a police officer, sworn to protect and serve the citizens of Japan. I should arrest you for destruction of public property and theft, but... there's nothing fundamentally wrong with your intentions. I can repair the machine in a heartbeat, so there's ultimately no harm done. This is an unusual situation, but I think the chief will understand my reasoning.
You're certainly not the first to act rashly because of me. I've had these huge breasts most of my life; they've gotten me all sorts of attention over the years, both good and... not. It's embarrassing, but I... don't hate it, actually. I'm not really one to take advantage of my assets like this, but... maybe I should change that. I mean, it definitely works well for Takane-senpai and Azusa-senpai. They are literally the definition of perfection--body, mind, and soul! And I'm every bit as omnipotent as they are... why shouldn't I enjoy my powers like they do?
...Yeah, I should! Alright, mister, you're coming with me! You and I both have one hell of an evening ahead of us!
According to the project-imas wiki, Shizuku's image color is pure white: #FFFFFF. As far as glowing eyes go, that can be difficult to render without obscuring or entirely blotting out the irises, resulting in entirely solid white eyes. While that effect can be effective in some applications, it's not really what I was going for for Shizuku. I figure her image color is white because of her cow/milk motif, so I went with cosmic latte instead, with some liberties taken to ensure the color appears right, even if the combination of layers and whatnot doesn't strictly use #FFF8E7.
The police uniforms seen in the game and anime have pantyhose, so I added them in here for consistency's sake. With the same method I gave Shizuku gloves to reflect the dialogue in the caption, which I think turned out nicely.
The image I used is fanart of Shizuku Oikawa (top) and the Cinderella Girls anime's producer (bottom) from Idolmaster, drawn by mutsutake on Twitter.
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