Irina Volkoba

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Irinaverse

Originally posted 2018-10-28

Super Goddess Irina Volkoba is paid an unwanted visit on her 40th birthday which allows her to discover her sexuality.

Thanks to Akane and CrypticCollaborator for beta reading and additional contributions.

The picture of Jennifer with an ice cream cone is by orlyvameza.


Super Goddesses. Maybe you’ve heard of them. Perhaps you’ve met one. You may have been Enhanced by one, or even made love to one. But how much do you really know about those mystical beings of infinite power? Their introduction into society has inadvertently brought with them a veritable slew of conspiracy theories.

“Super Goddesses are a fabrication by the World Government!”

“Super Goddesses are the realization of the Illuminati’s plot to ascend to divinity!”

“The appearance of Super Goddesses will only hasten the end of days!”

“Super Goddesses are suppressing technological advancement so they can’t be overthrown!”

“Super Goddesses are sick of conspiracy theorists making up baseless accusations!”

Okay, that last one was me.

I’m Irina Volkoba, the second Super Goddess to come into existence. More importantly, I’m a scientist, constantly gaining further insight into the human condition and the universe. I make discoveries that the mass media deem as “newsworthy” on a daily basis, but in truth, I make actual, astonishing breakthroughs on about a bi-monthly basis.

So, as you may have guessed, conspiracy theorists just love my Super Goddess peers and me.

Did you know that I don’t really exist, and that “my” discoveries were actually made by a vague, yet menacing, government agency decades ago, and they’re carefully releasing them to the public after filtering out information they don’t deserve to know?

Did you know that I personally changed the shape of the Earth from a flat plane to a sphere, explicitly to spite the Flat Earthers?

Did you know that my mother actually faked dying as she gave birth to me, because she just wanted attention from the media? “Newborn Brings Mother Back To Life Shortly After Giving Birth!” What a headline!

Did you know that each and every goddamn inconvenience anyone ever has, no matter how insignificant and inconsequential, is all thanks to the ever-selfish, ever-wonderful me?!

...I apologize. I didn’t mean to lose my temper. But you can tell that I feel rather strongly about these sorts of people. I deal with countless universal truths daily, so to encounter people who so brazenly deny all the evidence right in front of them... We are in the Information Age--the entire depository of all human knowledge is readily available on the internet. Ignorance is no longer acceptable. And of course, I don’t appreciate people just flat-out lying about me!

But I’m going off on a tangent. More to the point, there’s one conspiracy theory involving me that has some truth to it--though the fools who dream these things up have stumbled upon some semblance of truth by sheer luck. A monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare, after all.

The conspiracy theory states that an unspecified Super Goddess has assimilated the entire universe into her body. To give people baseless paranoia, “we could easily be within her without ever knowing it!”

I am here, speaking to you, because I want you to know that it is true. I know, because I have attempted the act, and succeeded. I am everything now.

My reasons for doing so were twofold. First, I came to an interesting realization one day. I know far more about myself than the universe. A flash of perhaps overly-direct logic told me that if I became the universe, I would be able to learn far more about it. There was also that it had simply never been attempted before.

My very soul expanded beyond the confines of my body. Never dissipating as it grew larger, it encompassed the entire universe almost instantly. It could be argued that simply making the concept reality was an unceremonious way of going about it, but I see no reason to add theatrics to what I do. I opened my eyes and found my horizons broadened infinityfold.

The body known as Irina Volkoba still lives and works in her castle just outside Moscow... but I, the soul, the spirit, the life force, the true self, am not only within her body, but within every being and object in existence. Well, within this universe, at least. I have not yet attempted to pass through this multiversal barrier.

...Hm. Seems I can’t pass through it. Well, at the very least, it allows me to transmit words through it. Communication seems to be one-way, I’m afraid. I don’t know who I’m talking to, or even if my words are reaching anyone. I know M’Wela was able to communicate with someone like this on at least one occasion. I might even be reaching the same person right now. It’s probably pointless to ask, but if you are able to communicate through this barrier, please respond.

...

Guess not. Well, it was worth a try.

Anyway... I have found that reaching out in this state allows me to feel... everything. That is not hyperbole. Very little can be genuinely hyperbole when you are an entire universe. Being able to perceive every cosmic phenomenon occurring in real time as sensation feels... surprisingly good... It’s unparalleled....

...Wait. Just a moment, please


Irina’s consciousness instantly contracted back into her body--in the great hall of her castle, just as she had left it. She fell out of her trance with a brief, almost silent gasp, followed by a sigh. To suddenly be back in a tiny body (relatively speaking) after having her consciousness encompass the entire universe was a bit of a shock for her.

A greater shock was the fact that she had three uninvited guests--one of whom was even violating her personal space. Paula was standing in front of her, poking her cheek, as if trying to wake her up. Jennifer was next to her, holding an impressively tall stack of ice cream scoops, perfectly balanced within a waffle cone. Paula had one of her own, held via her telekinesis. Irina could tell the two cones led to universes composed entirely of ice cream, most likely of Jennifer’s creation. Maybe she was inspired by the snow outside...?

Jennifer licks a quadruple-scoop ice cream cone--from top to bottom, yellow, teal, pink, orange.  All four of them are melting, dripping down the column but not quite making it to her hand.  She's dressed casually, wearing a black tank top and jeans alongside her usual butterfly choker and earrings, as well as pink headphones around her neck.

Irina swatted away Paula’s poking finger. Satisfied that she was awake, Paula went back to hugging Jennifer’s arm, occasionally turning away to lick at her levitating frozen treat.

The two lovers were joined by M’Wela of all people, clad in an elegant black sleeveless dress with an elaborate, decorated trim and a distinctive headdress--the customary formal dress for the Queen-Mother of Prosperia.

In contrast, Jennifer wore a black tank top that revealed a bit of her midriff, denim shorts, and her usual headphones around her neck, and Paula wore a cream-colored off-the-shoulder sweater with a short frilly skirt, pantyhose, and high heeled shoes that resembled sneakers.

The sheer contrast between the three would have been hilarious to Irina (A queen, a sweater-clad teenage bombshell, and an underdressed tourist walk into a bar...) if their sudden appearance hadn’t thoroughly embarrassed her, since she wasn’t even dressed properly. She had only a black button-down pajama shirt and matching shorts on. They may have had some frills and ornamentation on them, but they still weren’t suitable for company.

“I was in the middle of something,” Irina sighed. “What are you all doing here?”

Irina knew Jennifer had a tendency to go wherever she wanted, whenever she wanted--even deep space if the mood struck her. M’Wela was mature enough to not bother her unless it was important. Paula was the rogue element here. As far as Irina was aware, she was still laying low and allowing her peers to impersonate her. She had no reason to be here.

Irina thought, But no reason not to be here, either. Never mind that the builder and owner of this property explicitly said she would prefer to be alone today. Nah, she won’t mind at all.

“Well,” M’Wela said, “I was in the neighborhood, since I have some diplomatic business in Moscow.”

“Paula and I both had some free time,” Jennifer explained, “so we got together. It occurred to me, ‘Hey, we haven’t seen Irina for a while now!’”

Paula chirped, “And I said, ‘Isn’t it her birthday today?’”

“So we headed over here, and met M’Wela along the way!”

Irina sighed. “M’Wela’s reason makes some sense, but you two went out of your way--crossing an entire ocean, even--just to see me on the one day I’ve made very clear that I absolutely do not want company.”

“What business does an ocean have, keeping friends apart?” Jennifer asked.

Paula added, “Especially on your birthday! You’re always cooped up in this big castle of yours! At the very least, you should go out and have some fun with us!”

“Fun?” Irina asked.

“Yeah, fun!”

“I don’t know what that is,” Irina shook her head. “I doubt I’ve ever partaken in it if I’ve never even heard of it.”

“Oh, don’t play dumb, Irina!” M’Wela responded, giving her a big hug. “They do have a point--you should go out and have fun sometimes.”

“I’m quite content to stay here,” Irina responded. Her voice was muffled, as her face was currently pressed against M’Wela’s tremendous breasts. The others had no problem understanding her, though. She pulled away from the hug. “Here, in my castle, I mean. Not... you know.”

“Then...” Paula looked around, as if seeking answers from the castle walls. She wound up actually finding one. “We could try decorating this place! It’s, uh... well, to be honest, it’s rather boring.”

“It’s supposed to be spartan,” Irina explained. “I’m not really equipped to handle visitors, so it’s set up to maximize my efficiency and personal comfort.”

“Personal comfort?” Paula repeated with a giggle. “Cold never bothered you anyway, huh?”

“What does that mean?”

“I read on the way here that it’s record-breakingly cold in Moscow,” Jennifer said. “Something like -45°C out there? Seems Elza’s efforts to stabilize the world climate worked like a charm.”

You two sure are dressed appropriately for the weather, Irina thought. For that matter, M’Wela’s outfit isn’t particularly warm either. I realize clothing is purely aesthetic for unstoppable beings like us, but seeing them so underdressed is funny, regardless.

“I heard about that!” Paula replied. “Barely a teenager and she’s already making changes that big!”

“As I understand it,” M’Wela said, “she heard her dad complain about the heat one day and simply made the change subconsciously.”

“She looks kinda scary, though,” Paula added.

“Oh, you’d be surprised, dear,” M’Wela replied. “Elza is the most human and gentle of us all, despite her mostly persistent scowl. Well, when she wants to be.”

Paula shrugged. She abruptly teleported next to Irina, who was just about to head into another room to have a bit of privacy. “But, we should be talking about the birthday girl right now!” She put an arm over Irina’s shoulder.

“I’m 40 years old,” Irina clarified. “I’m a woman.

“Oh! Well, that answers my next question! So do you want a cake with 40 candles, or maybe just two of those number candles? You know, one 4, one 0?”

“I don’t need a cake,” Irina teleported a short ways away from Paula, getting her arm off her shoulder. “I don’t need anything but some peace and quiet, so I can get back to work.”

“You gotta take a break at some point!” Paula insisted, pouting.

M’Wela proposed, “How about a compromise? You could take a break from actually working, but discuss what you’re working on with us.”

“I suppose I could, but I’m not sure you’d understand.”

Jennifer chuckled. “Did you forget who you’re talking to? Three of your equals in every regard are standing here with you. It’s literally impossible for anyone here to not understand what you’re working on. Let’s hear it.”

“You’re right, ‘understand’ was the wrong word... you might not appreciate it.”

“You should know, we Super Goddesses have a tendency to surprise people,” M’Wela replied. “Try us.”

Irina took a deep breath in through her nose and out through her mouth. “Alright... here goes. I have taken the entire universe into myself. I’m one with everything now.”

Jennifer tilted her head and poked Irina’s forearm. She flinched.

“Yeah, I thought so!” she chirped.

“W-what?”

“When I came in here, I thought you were a little different somehow, but I couldn’t quite place how, so I didn’t mention it. Figured at the time it was nothing, but this would explain it! You’re not entirely in your own body!”

“Right,” Irina nodded. “I decided to try expanding myself to envelope the entire universe, both for research purposes and simply to see if it could be done. It’s a very... unique experience.”

“Ohhhhhhh?” Jennifer and Paula replied in unison, apparently intrigued. “Unique how?”

“It’s...” Irina squirmed a bit. “It’s difficult to describe.”

“That’s not what your face is saying.”

“How could my face possibly be telling you anything?”

“Well, to be fair, I’m looking at a lot more than just your face,” Jennifer said, “but it’s obvious that the experience of being one with everything turns you on.”

“Th-that’s absurd!” Irina stammered. “I don’t have time for... s-sexual arousal.”

“There’s a lot of energy in the universe...” Paula pointed out, adding a seductive air to her voice. “Feeling all of it at once must be pretty great...”

“W-what? I never mentioned anything like that...”

“Oh, but you don’t need to for me to know!” Paula chirped. “Remember? Super perception?”

Irina sighed. “Right. I wish it was easier for me to keep things private to you all.”

“It’s all in being able to read people,” Jennifer said. “It’s not that tricky to do, once you know what to look for.”

“I suppose,” Irina replied, “but I imagine there are ways to not let oneself be read. It seems like an never-ending, futile battle with very little rewards.”

“Speaking of never-ending, futile battles,” Paula interjected, looking almost desperate. “How obvious do we have to be for you to get the hint?”

Irina sighed. “Okay, so I take it you two want to feel it for yourselves, too?”

Paula exclaimed, “Yes!” She continued, raising her voice so it echoed throughout the high-ceilinged great hall, “Thank you! She gets it!”

Jennifer chirped, “I’d love to!”

M’Wela replied, “Oh, I’ll pass, actually. I should be going--the diplomatic stuff in Moscow? Another time, though, I’d be happy to. Bye for now!”

M’Wela waved and teleported away in a flurry of violet light.

Irina frowned. “Well, she was my only hope of keeping you two away from me, so...”

She threw out her arms and sighed.

“Go nuts.”

Paula and Jennifer were eager to comply. The fusion of two Super Goddesses had never been attempted before, let alone three. The three had the same general idea of what had to be done, though. The two simply moved closer and closer to Irina as their bodies ceased to be solid and their three essences intermingled into one, taking the substance of their bodies and reworking it into something new and composite. Irina spent her last moments of independence spreading herself out across the whole universe once more, taking Paula and Jennifer with her.


She was born.

She already knew she was comprised of three beings--Super Goddesses, they called themselves. But they were generally composed far differently than she was now.

The first thing she noticed was the profound sensation permeating her very soul. All the energy in the universe flowed through her. All the energy in the universe was her. All the matter, too. She was the universe itself.

The feeling of so much power coursing through her was intoxicating. She reached out further, wishing to feel more. She became acutely aware of every sensation felt by every sentient being within her.

One in particular stuck out to her: pleasure. It started from a few beings spread across the universe, like pinpricks of light shining through a firmament of darkness. As she focused, she began feeling far more.

The pinpricks gradually began to explode into flares of raw and vivid sensation. Before long, they had all turned into vigintillions of orgasms surging through her with every passing moment. She felt every orgasm across the entire universe as they occurred, as if they were her own. She tossed her head back and moaned in euphoria. This was amazing! This had to be the meaning of life, to reach this pinnacle of evolution and revel in this endless maelstrom of cosmic ecstasy! It all felt so good, and she possessed the power to make sure it would never end!


Finished with her business in Moscow, M’Wela teleported back into the great hall of Irina’s castle, only to find her Super Goddess peers absent. In their place was a stranger...?

Easily 250 centimeters tall, about half a meter taller than M’Wela, she sat on a levitating throne made of luminous crystal. Her head was arched back in ecstasy and her legs spread wide. Her breasts were almost twice the size of M’Wela’s. One hand groped them while another furiously fingered herself at speeds beyond what the laws of physics allowed, and yet another hand stroked a substantial cock at the same speed. She was clad in a black version of Paula’s sweater dress, but it was pulled down to reveal her massive breasts and shortened to end just over her navel. She wore nothing else but Jennifer’s headphones around her neck. Her silvery blonde hair was unkempt, extending voluminously down below her throne. Her head slowly moved to look down at M’Wela, standing there in curiosity. She opened her eyes, which glowed with post-divine iridescent light. A smirk formed on her succulent lips as she stared at M’Wela--one she distinctly recognized as stemming from intensely powerful arousal.

I know you. The words reverberated powerfully within M’Wela’s mind. Super Goddess M’Wela Mutegaraba. You wish you could feel even the smallest fraction of the pleasure roaring endlessly within me.

M’Wela replied with a nonchalant shrug. “Can you blame me? It looks like you’re having the time of your life from where I’m standing, cutie.”

I desire far more than this.

“Sure, love, I get that. Been there myself once or twice, in fact.”

Her cock grew much larger, towering up to just above the top of her breasts. Drops of glowing precum emerged from the tip.

Make love to me.

It was at that instant that M’Wela decided to freeze time within the castle. Of course, neither party was impeded even slightly by this change. She did so to allow them both to take their “time” (subjectively speaking) in the inevitable fuckfest and not be away from society for an indeterminate, likely very long “time”. M’Wela knew from experience that people this powerful and this horny would require at the very least “several centuries” of continuous fucking to be satisfied.

“Whoa there,” M’Wela replied with a disarming chuckle. “I usually save that sort of thing for the second date, if not later. Why don’t you tell me your name first, at the very least?”

Name... the imposing being considered the word for a moment. You may call me Tatiana.

“Alright, Tatiana sweetie! You already know my name, so let’s get to work! I just hope you know what you’re getting yourself into....”

M’Wela burst into a sprint across the great hall, towards Tatiana. Her clothes vanished in a flash of violet light and she leapt up to the throne. She landed vagina first on Tatiana’s massive cock. Already slick with vaginal fluid, she slipped down quite a ways, until the cock reached the back wall of M’Wela’s uterus. She let out a long yelp of undeniable pleasure as she took more and more of the cock, before finally landing in Tatiana’s lap and moaning in sublime ecstasy.

Her cock was so amazingly thick... Anyone else in M’Wela’s place would be in excruciating pain right now, having their innards displaced and rearranged to make room for something so unnaturally immense. Pain was a concept M’Wela was only familiar with secondhand, though. The experience was not only painless, but also felt fantastic.

After having sex with many Enhanced individuals, oftentimes with cocks larger than she would ordinarily be biologically capable of taking, M’Wela made a point of rigging her body with a conditional enchantment. Anytime a cock that was too large entered her body, it would detour into a pocket universe--much like hammerspace--with an unlimited potential size to neatly store it. Doing so resulted in absolutely no loss of sensation whatsoever, and any cum released was redirected to her vagina and led to her ovaries naturally.

Tatiana moaned with delight and rose from her throne, which turned into energy that she absorbed into herself. M’Wela adapted to suddenly levitating effortlessly and began thrusting, holding nothing back. Like a beast in heat, Tatiana greedily put her hands on M’Wela’s shoulders and pushed her harder, even adding to it with startlingly powerful telekinesis.

A human body subjected to forces this intense would have been quite literally torn apart. Any Enhanced short of ultipotence would last minutes at best. M’Wela, however, was having the time of her life.

She could vividly feel the cock--already admirably large--grow even larger within her. No matter how much larger she made the hammerspace universe within her, Tatiana’s cock was constantly eager to grow even bigger. M’Wela, of course, still felt every movement, every torrent of cum entering her. She felt everything, courtesy of the hyperarray of nerves spanning every square nanometer of her vagina’s hammerspace interior. As such, pleasure flooded her brain with a fierce intensity that actually managed to surprise her.

Tatiana channeled far more power into her cock, making it even harder and causing it to penetrate the fourth dimension within M’Wela’s hammerspace universe. It didn’t take long for her cock to grow into the entirety of the new dimension. As a result, M’Wela felt the sensation of being fucked everywhere and forever, across every point in the space-time continuum.

She may have been experiencing infinitely more ecstasy than any being could dare to imagine, but she still had tricks up her sleeve. She contracted her vagina’s muscles hard against the endless cock within her, doing her best to stop it from moving entirely. Of course, that was impossible, but Tatiana’s pale face gradually became red with effort, grimacing in both profound pleasure and pain.

But M’Wela wasn’t done yet. She magically enhanced all the nerves within Tatiana’s cock. The stimulus needed to bring her to a single orgasm became enough to give her a million. Moaning in greater pleasure, Tatiana thrust harder, faster, exponentially increasing the frequency and quantity of her orgasms, along with M’Wela’s in turn.

You are truly amazing... Tatiana mindspoke, staring directly into M’Wela’s violet eyes as hearts formed within her own. I had heard of the legendary sexual prowess and fecundity of Prosperia’s Queen-Mother, but this is somehow beyond what even I could have anticipated!

“I’m in the business of surprising people! Now, just because you’ve got your cock in me doesn’t mean I’m willing to just sit here and let you treat me like a sex toy! I want a good time too, and I intend to get it!”

You will not feel more pleasure than me.

Tatiana’s cock penetrated and filled the fifth dimension within M’Wela. Both of their pleasure definitely increased as a result, but neither of them let it show on their face.

I will not permit it.

“Oh, that sounds like a challenge!”

M’Wela quadrupled both her vagina’s tightness and Tatiana’s cock’s sensitivity. Before long, Tatiana was unable to stop herself from cumming constantly, no matter how little stimulation she received. This wasn’t to say all the extra stimulation M’Wela provided didn’t enhance the experience a quintillionfold, though.

“I haven’t gotten one of those since I was a teenager! And, I think you’ll be a much more formidable opponent than the Rwandan Defense Forces! You’re on, Tanya!”

Before long, Tatiana’s cock had penetrated and filled millions of higher dimensions within M’Wela and showed no sign nor intention of stopping. Meanwhile, M’Wela’s vaginal muscles pressed so hard against the cock within that nothing, not even Tatiana’s cock, could have withstood the pressure and been able to move. However, Tatiana was, like M’Wela, so far beyond concepts like logic, physics, and even reality, rendering that statement less than meaningless.

The two had reached a perpetually escalating stalemate--one that neither of them were willing to give up on. In other words, the unstoppable force had met the immovable object.

Tatiana laughed as she gazed into M’Wela’s eyes again, with a combination of endless desperation and pain alongside absolute lust and euphoria.

Tell me... where did the wise, dignified Queen-Mother of Prosperia go? All I see is a thirsty slut that can’t imagine life away from my divine cock anymore!

M’Wela laughed. “Good question! I wonder, where did the mighty, exalted Tanya go? All I see is a thirsty slut who can’t imagine life without me constantly riding her divine cock anymore!”

As both goddesses pushed themselves harder and harder, fully intent on maximizing each other’s pleasure, intense energy built up within Tatiana’s cock and M’Wela’s vagina. Neither of them were willing to stop fucking each other senseless for even a single ‘unit of Planck time’ to address the issue. Everything felt so good that no force in existence could hope to stop them from reaching a downright post-cosmic orgasm simultaneously.

If Tatiana’s cock hadn’t been filling M’Wela’s vagina at the “time” of detonation, the resulting blast would have encompassed and destroyed hundreds of galaxies.

Fortunately, that wasn’t the case. Instead, merely immense torrents of cum surged out Tatiana’s cock and M’Wela’s vagina, splashing everywhere within the castle and raining down on the goddesses. It was so startlingly powerful that Tatiana unconsciously split back into Jennifer, Irina, and Paula.

All four Super Goddesses lay in wide-eyed silence on the castle floor as their cum rained down, quickly flooding the entirety of the castle’s interior and filling it to capacity. Its walls were designed to withstand anything short of the heat death of the universe, and as such, not even a drop of cum crept outside the building... not that it could, anyway, seeing as time was still frozen within the castle. A quick application of power from Irina caused the white flood to vanish, leaving nothing stained or even damp.

Jennifer was lying on the floor. Paula was strewn over her, and Irina over her. M’Wela was in a similar state, but on the opposite end of the castle’s appropriately-named great hall.

Slightly annoyed that Irina’s fat butt was in her face, Jennifer teleported her and Paula off her and to the floor on either side of her. They slowly stood up.

“What... what was that?” they asked in unison.

Jennifer announced proudly, “That, my friends, was sex.”

“No, I mean the--” Irina and Paula paused, realizing they were speaking simultaneously. It seemed their recent fusion left their minds on the same wavelength. “...the part at the end, right before we split apart.”

“That was pretty great,” Jennifer moaned. “I’ve had some good sex in my day, but never that good!”

M’Wela blocked her connection to the pocket universe her vagina led into. It was still saturated with Tatiana’s universal and pandimensional cock eternally cumming, so even she wouldn’t be able to function normally being connected to all that. On the plus side, though, she would never have to masturbate again.

She saved herself a bit of time and teleported herself from lying on the floor a good thirty meters away from the others to standing right next to them. “The three of you fused together into a being who called herself Tatiana. That’s never been done before, so maybe that had something to do with it?”

“It was... amazing...” Irina uttered. “I... I think I may have actually learned something about myself just now. After spending my whole life as the most sexually repressed Super Goddess--underage Elza and recently of-age Paula notwithstanding--I think I may have discovered I’m actually the most hedonistic... or at least certainly up there. I find myself eagerly awaiting the next orgasm... especially more like that... super orgasm, for lack of a better term. How did we even manage that?”

“Maybe it required a set of criteria to be fulfilled before the super orgasms could start,” Jennifer speculated. “I suppose we, in our revelry, checked off the whole list without realizing it, and were startled when it began.”

Paula chirped, “Well, I don’t know about you all, but I’m eager to try and figure out exactly how to get more of those super orgasms!”

“I’d like to try fusing with someone,” M’Wela added. “Maybe we could do two and two?”

“But the three of us were fused together earlier,” Irina pointed out. “That may be a crucial factor.”

Jennifer shook her head. “I don’t think so. Infinity times two is the same as infinity times three: infinity. I think there’s something about how Super Goddesses fuse together that allows for orgasms of that kind of intensity.”

Irina considered this for a moment and nodded. “That’s logical, but we’re all taking shots in the dark here.”

“I think the most important matter is... who’s fusing with whom?” Paula asked, clearly excited.

M’Wela said, “After spending ‘the last eon’ continuously fucking Tatiana, I believe Irina was the largest contributor to her personality. I’d like to call a truce with her, fuse with Irina, and see how you two fare against us together.” A seductive smirk formed on her lips.

Jennifer and Paula only glanced at each other briefly and giggled. They wasted no time stepping into each other, transforming into a new being. Their hair turned platinum blonde--thoroughly lustrous, as if it were made of the metal--and tied itself into twintails, reaching down to her ankles. Jennifer’s tank top was now stretched to its limit trying to contain her immense breasts. The butterfly on her choker was replaced with a star matching the brilliant color of Paula’s hair. Paula’s pantyhose expanded into a nylon bodystocking, hugging her exaggerated curves. Too exaggerated, as it turned out--Jennifer’s shorts ultimately tore and fell apart in shreds, dropping to the floor; the tank top didn’t last much longer. Paula’s shoes became sleek high heeled boots extending up to her thighs, accentuating just how tall this composite woman was--not quite as tall as Tatiana, but still taller than M’Wela by about 25 centimeters, even without her boots.

Opening eyes radiant with golden light, she willed her bodystocking to produce two openings: one over her breasts to reveal her abundant cleavage, and another between her legs to allow for easy access to her pussy and ass.

“Oh, wow!” she exclaimed. “This feels amazing! Name’s Juanita! Y’know, so you know what to scream later!”

“Pleasure to meet you,” M’Wela said. To Irina, she added, “Well, Irina, let’s not keep the good hedonist waiting. Shall we?”

Irina nodded, and they became one. Their hair turned pure white like snow and grew substantially, resembling a huge bridal veil. Her bangs became long enough to cover her eyes, much like the veils Irina wore to cover her eyes around humans, since she had a tendency to accidentally hypnotize them. Their body quickly grew so huge and voluptuous that both Irina’s pajamas and M’Wela’s formal dress didn’t last long. Her breasts were now more than twice the size of her head, and her hips were even wider. Her hair stretched all the way down her back to the floor. Her bangs were short by comparison, but long enough to veil her eyes.

“Oh my!” she cried out. “You weren’t kidding--this feels positively sublime! Well sweetie, I’m Sonia!”

At 220 cm tall, Sonia was technically a bit taller than Juanita, but Juanita’s heeled boots made her appear slightly but noticeably taller.

Juanita said dismissively, “Yeah, sure--let’s skip to the part where we fuck like gods and have a few trillion of those super orgasms!”

Sonia giggled. “Only a few trillion? Sweetie, that’s foreplay compared to what I have in mind!”

Unable to contain themselves, they teleported into each other’s arms, floating a few meters off the floor.

The two goddesses stared at each other for a while until Juanita giggled.

“I’m sorry, I just-- I’ll be perfectly honest, I don’t know what to do!”

“Well, I’ll admit that I don’t either,” Sonia replied. “But I think we should just let our desires fly free, and we’ll get there. Besides, we’re omnipotent, and time is frozen here, so we have all eternity to figure it out!”

“All this hair of yours looks like one of those big wedding veils.”

Sonia giggled. “It’s like this is our honeymoon!”

“Oh?” Juanita was intrigued by the idea. She gently lifted up Sonia’s bangs with telekinesis.

Sonia was so overcome with emotion--a sort of feeling that was simultaneously weakness and profound strength. Before she could say anything, Juanita kissed her, which only exacerbated the feeling.

“As long as we both shall live?” Juanita asked.

Sonia regained her composure. “All eternity with you? I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

More than content with those terms, the two goddesses wasted no more time speaking. There was nothing left to say. Nothing at all but their love. And what better way to express it than by lovemaking?

Both goddesses enhanced each other’s sensitivity a googolfold. The slightest touch anywhere on their bodies was violently orgasmic for both of them. As pieces of Tatiana existed within both of them, they knew each other’s bodies like they were their own. Frankly, the only real distinction between them at all was that they inhabited two separate bodies--bodies that wanted nothing more than to feel every millimeter of the other.

And feel they did. Their hands grazed all around each other’s bodies, reveling in their enhanced sensitivity. They were actually reaching orgasm through simple caresses. It was wonderful, but nowhere near good enough to call it a day and head home.

They had no reason to hold back their pheromone production, so they went all out. As they got hornier, they released more pheromones, even enhancing the potency of the existing ones. Within “minutes”, a visible rose-tinted fog of all the pheromones in the air formed within the castle--one that became thicker and thicker as “time” “progressed.” Super Goddess pheromones had no saturation point, so they could conceivably build and build indefinitely, resulting in the castle’s interior effectively becoming a hazardous area. Anyone subjected to pheromones at this density would mutate into a hypersexualized mass of erogenous tissue, constantly cumming and lactating for a varying number of seconds of absolute pleasure, followed by death.

Of course, for Super Goddesses, the hazards of a hypersexualizing Chernobyl were beyond dismissible, leaving them with only unparalleled ecstasy. A perfect aphrodisiac for the ultimate sexual beings.

Instead of choosing a single position, they duplicated themselves to let each pair enjoy every permutation and combination of sex positions possible, and even several more that were impossible.

One Sonia ate out a Juanita. Another Juanita pegged Sonia with a strap-on made of pure erotic energy. Yet another Sonia produced myriads of sex toys and proceeded to telekinetically thrust them in and out of the orifices of dozens of Juanitas--she made them all just as endlessly sensitive to pleasure as her vagina, so a strap-on in her mouth felt just as good as a vibrator up her pussy.

Through it all, the two women devoted each and every iteration of themselves to each other’s pleasure, mind, body, and soul. They didn’t realize it right away, but that was the key.

It was somewhat like the Big Bang--not an explosion per se, but a transformation from infinitely dense material into ever-expanding, creating power. Power that surged into and through both goddesses as they writhed in ecstasy beyond ecstasy. They wanted to concentrate the euphoria into a single point, so they removed their duplicates and transferred the power to between their vulvas and pressed them together, clasping each other’s hands and squeezing them hard as they felt every sensation they were experiencing compound themselves exponentially, quickly becoming overwhelming. Their entire being, their entire existence, everything about them became unending, roaring, euphoric pleasure.

Their endless super orgasms were so powerful, they tore into the very fabric of reality and violated the laws of physics, with all other concepts following close behind. To explain every intricacy of the phenomenon would be plainly impossible with contemporary language.

Despite time being frozen within the castle, both goddesses were able to perceive the effects of their lovemaking spread across the universe in real time. Every being capable of experiencing love became overwhelmed by the emotion for the briefest of instants. As a result, several people were struck with the sudden urge to fuck their partners with unprecedented passion. Families had the sudden urge to drop everything and initiate group hugs. People walking by on the street were compelled to hug and kiss strangers at random.

The incident was like and simultaneously unlike an unchecked pheromone outbreak. An overwhelming compulsion towards an emotion shot rampantly through the universe, but it was love, not lust. It also passed much more quickly than pheromones would--traveling a few sextillion times faster than light, allowing it to envelope the entire universe in about seven seconds--but its effects lingered on afterwards.

That point was made evident in several prisons and battlefields around the world. Guards and wardens watching over people who were incarcerated for petty crimes like the sale of legal but controversial drugs or shoplifting when their only alternative was starvation became sympathetic to the prisoners’ plight, and had them taken to a court to reconsider their sentence, oftentimes leading to a more lenient sentence, or simply releasing them.

Many soldiers engaged in conflict around the world had the abrupt inclination to call for ceasefires, which their opposing forces were happy to agree to. In a few cases, a few full-blown treaties were even established.

The unconditional, absolute love of two omnipotent goddesses alone was felt by the entire universe--even managing to aid them as a whole, if even just slightly. At the end of the day, that knowledge was the one and only thing that made Sonia and Juanita happier than being together, as the most intimate lovers in all existence.


After “eons” of infinitely-beyond-orgasmic revelry, the forces tying M’Wela to Irina and Jennifer to Paula faded, restoring them to their individual states.

Steeped in the very essence of serenity itself, the four Super Goddesses floated near the ceiling of the castle’s great hall, naked and holding each other close. At this point, none of them wanted anything more than to continue feeling the soft, warm touch of their peers’ flesh.

“Wow,” Irina whispered, breaking the silence.

“Wow is right,” Paula replied, chuckling.

“It’s simply not in our nature to not know our capabilities, and yet...” Jennifer uttered. “Who could have known we were capable of that?

M’Wela nodded. “It’s things like this that remind us exactly what omnipotence means.”

“We should get married,” Irina muttered.

“Ah, I-- uh... I didn’t...” she stammered. “Th-that was mostly Sonia speaking there. You know, I--she, rather--loved you. You two, I mean. It’s incredible--it wasn’t my personal experience--not quite, anyway--and yet I feel exactly as she did, even now that she doesn’t exist.”

“Well,” M’Wela replied. “Sonia may not exist anymore, but her two halves will always be there.”

Jennifer replied, “When we were Juanita, I was interested in only two things: giving super orgasms, and receiving them. I get the feeling that, if we change back, that’s all we’ll be interested in until... some kind of refractory period hits? Honestly, I’m not sure how we split apart.”

“Neither am I,” Irina added. “I vividly remember how good it felt, but not particularly many of the details.”

“I don’t think it’s particularly important,” M’Wela said. “What is important is that we enjoyed the experience and became closer as fellow Super Goddesses.”

“Exactly!” Paula exclaimed.

Jennifer replied, “Fair enough, but something this big should be studied at some point.”

“I...” Irina began, quickly trailing off. “I think we should just call it a day. This whole odyssey started some six subjective eons ago, and, to be clear, I explicitly asked to be left alone today.”

A snap of her fingers caused time to resume in the castle.

“That’s fair,” M’Wela said. “We did kinda overstay our welcome a bit.”

“But hey, you did get a pretty great birthday present!” Jennifer pointed out.

Irina replied, “While I’m not sure it quite counts as a present per se, I am... glad to have become aware of it.”

She became hesitant, choosing her next words carefully. Her eye contact began to falter.

“And... it’s only fair to give credit where it’s due... I guess, if you all had respected my wishes and left me alone today, we may very well have never discovered super orgasms.”

At this point, Irina wasn’t even trying to maintain eye contact. Gazing firmly at the floor, she said, “So... thank you. Thank you all.”

“I think that alone made this whole adventure worth it!” M’Wela chirped.

Irina’s pale face turned vivid red.

“What, don’t you care about the super orgasms?” Paula asked.

M’Wela just giggled.

“Well, we’ll leave you be now!” she said. “Hope you have a good rest of your birthday!”

“Happy birthday, Irina!” Paula and Jennifer said in unison.

The three teleported away. Irina sighed.

I don’t think I’ve ever been around people for that long before.... It actually wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be... Oh, what am I saying?! I have work to do!


Days later, Irina was hard at work extracting samples of exotic matter from distant galaxies (by way of portals and telekinesis) and analyzing them. Her oneness with the universe made scouting for the exotic matter effortless. In the last few hours, she had discovered four new materials orders of magnitude harder and stronger than neutron pasta--which was itself billions of times stronger than steel. Figuring out how to reproduce it at will took no time at all, so she decided to start using it to reinforce her castle and her gynoids afterwards. She foresaw its use in all kinds of terrestrial constructs by the turn of the decade.

Precisely on schedule, one of her gynoids approached her with a huge platter of various dishes, balanced effortlessly on the gynoid’s hand.

She had instructed them to determine every extreme of all cuisine, prepare them, and serve them to her. Most delicious was obvious, but she also wanted to taste foods that were extreme examples of each kind of taste. She ate countless dishes on a daily basis. Canadian poutine, Italian lasagna, freshly cooked lobster with butter, American hamburgers, Spanish polbo á feira, Thai Massaman curry, the Original Cream Puffs, even unconventional things like chocolate-dipped coffee ice cream glazed-donut sandwiches and bourbon marshmallow s’mores with bacon. This indulgent and reckless diet would certainly have killed her by now, if she wasn’t one of the seven mistresses of the universe.

Just four of her gynoid staff worked literally tirelessly to perform all the research and labor required. Keeping them powered during sustained high performance activity was a non-issue, as she had designed their power supplies to last indefinitely, keeping them all active forever, simply because Irina said so.

As she stuffed her face with an entire red velvet cheesecake, the gynoid transformed into a sexbot. Irina hadn’t even done it consciously. It occurred to her--as an afterthought, strangely enough--that simply having her gynoids act as her maids and represent her at award ceremonies was a gross waste of their abilities.

“No, no,” Irina muttered to herself. “I still have work to do.”

But she was abundantly aware she could freeze time within her castle again to allow herself a break. There would be no lost time, objectively speaking.

Well, all work and no play...


Irinalings

Originally posted 2019-03-31

Irina experiences something remarkable while making first contact with an alien species in deep space.

Thanks to Akane, CrypticCollaborator, David Abramczyk, and OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.


Friday, April 21, 2062
Castle Volkoba, outside Moscow, Russia

M’Wela Mutegaraba had a tendency to check in on her fellow Super Goddesses--one of many ways she was like a mother to the omnipotent group. Initially, it bothered her a little, but she eventually gave in to the queen’s wishes, perhaps despite her better judgement.

“Say!” she said out of the blue. “You know what? You should spend some time with Elza!”

“Elza Sabini?” Irina responded.

“Yeah! I just know you two will find you have a lot in common!”

Irina let out a long, slow sigh. “I don’t know. I’m not very good at... well, people. The fact that I don’t really know her doesn’t exactly help.”

“Yes, you’ve said that many times before,” M’Wela replied, “but the way to work on that is gain experience! Honestly, if you can handle Elza, you can handle anyone!

Irina remained silent for a while, reluctant to accept an unknown into her domain...

...but, try as she might, no one was immune to the Prosperian queen’s charms, not even another Super Goddess.

She finally spoke up. “Alright. I’ll try it, but--”

“Excellent!” M’Wela chirped. “I’ll send her here right away!”

“Wait, no!” Irina blurted. “Not now!

“Hm? Why not?”

“I have a busy work schedule to maintain! I-I’m not even remotely mentally prepared for effectively a stranger to be visiting my home, my sanctuary! Please, work with me here--I-I’m begging you! I can shift around my work schedule and make some time this Sunday. B-besides, it’s common courtesy to make accommodations for the host’s and guest’s schedules in these matters, right?”

Comprehension formed on M’Wela’s features. “Ahhhh, I see. I’m sorry, I guess I got a little carried away there.”

“It’s fine, I just...” Irina sighed. “Please tell her to arrive at noon sharp.”

“I will. And don’t worry--Elza is an absolute sweetheart once you get to know her. You have nothing to worry about!”


Come Sunday, the fated time slowly but steadily approached. 11:59 AM and ten seconds, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...

It was unbearably slow--though that could easily have been attributed to Irina focusing solely on her perfectly precise clock and not distracting herself from the passage of time with other matters. She had moved her schedule around to accommodate this meeting, so there really wasn’t anything else to do. So she just stared at the clock, becoming increasingly aware of and stressed by just how slowly time progressed normally.

An eternity of a half-minute later, the clock struck 12 PM. Elza materialized in a flash of vermilion light inside Irina’s castle, right on schedule.

This was her first time in Irina’s castle, so she found herself in awe of her surroundings--an unusual occurrence for her. Windows were placed along the walls with surgical precision, allowing shafts of light to pierce the room’s darkness at all times. Each window had a slightly different shape to perfectly accommodate the exact path the sun took. They were designed in such a way that they functioned just as well regardless of the season. The floors were immaculate black-and-white tiles--aptly resembling a chess set. The floor wasn’t nearly as hard as she had expected. The walls were scarcely decorated. Irina seemed more interested in functionality than aesthetics.

She almost felt out of place here, like she would sully anything she touched. She denied gravity’s pull on her, leaving her levitating a few inches off the black-and-white tiled floor.

That feeling was wholly instinctive. She knew her presence wouldn’t tarnish this pristine, beautiful castle. Even if it did, it would be an effortless task to make it so it didn’t. Petty worries like that were undeniably beneath her, but she clung to some of them anyway, mostly to add a very specific kind of spice to her life. Despite that, she decided to remain levitating. The castle’s interior had an otherworldly feel to it--her defiance of gravity seemed appropriate to her.

It took her almost an entire second to notice Irina was in the room with her, waiting for her arrival.

Irina sighed. “I was here, ready for you, prepared and everything, and I’m still nervous about having someone else here.”

Elza shuffled ever so slightly--apprehension, feeling possibly unwelcome.

Irina reassured her, “Ah, sorry, you’re fine. Don’t mind me. I’ll get used to this eventually... I hope. I... I think M’Wela was right when she said this would be good for me. We’ve never really spent any time together. I only know secondhand information about you.”

Elza nodded, concurring with her host.

“Do you always float like that?” Irina asked.

Elza shook her head and weaved around in a figure eight, indicating she simply felt like doing so.

“Fair enough.”

Irina stared at her for a long moment, chuckled to herself, and joined the other girl in the air.

“I don’t usually float in my own home, but whatever. It could be fun, right?”

Nodding, Elza spiraled around Irina playfully as she lifted off the floor and propelled herself forward, head first. Irina was impressed by just how flexible she was to maintain such a tight spiral around her.

The two flew through the halls of the enormous castle, zipping alongside, past, and even through each other.

As the thought occurred to her, Irina instantly set up a sound system that could be heard anywhere within her castle. She produced a recording of the original performance of “The Blue Danube”, taken by sampling the sound waves heard in the Vienna Men’s Choral Association that Friday evening in 1867 and storing it as pure auditory energy, playable on demand, exactly as the original sounded.

To make their flight more interesting, the two Super Goddesses warped the space within the castle, transforming mundane hallways into an endless maze. They continued wandering for a while until Elza noticed a doorway and stopped before it, curious. She unwarped the space within the room and entered. Irina followed her in, stopping her recording.

It was a luxurious bedchamber. Elza was so enamored by it that she lifted off the floor and spun around centimeters above the floor with her arms out, taking in the room’s beauty. She then produced several duplicates of herself to lie on the bed, instantly deeming it the most comfortable thing she’d ever felt. She made a side note to make a bed like this for her own room in Fumagawa. Her duplicates fused together into one who gazed at Irina, asking why she wasn’t using the room herself.

Irina shrugged. “I don’t know, I don’t really need a bedroom if I don’t sleep. It strikes me as a waste of time, you know?”

Elza’s gaze pressed her for more. It was astounding how much she could express through saying so little.

“You want me to try sleeping for myself? Well, if it’s refreshing and good for the mind, I suppose I could give it a try tonight... though I’m not especially sure how necessary it would be.”

Elza’s gaze became ironclad. She wasn’t taking no for an answer. Irina laughed nervously. “Alright, I’ll do it. You have my word.”

The stoic brunette’s features relaxed in satisfaction.

“Who knows?” Irina added with a shrug. “It might give me more ideas about my research.”

Curiosity clouded Elza’s features again. She teleported in front of Irina as she was about to leave the room.

“Oh-- what?” Irina stammered. “Oh, I’ve been researching Super Orgasms. I’m sorry, aren’t you familiar with them?”

Elza shook her head, eager to hear about them. She was like a cat, silently refusing to let her owner leave before being getting what she wanted.

“Uh... it’s a bit of a long story.”

She sat cross-legged while floating a meter above the floor, hanging on Irina’s every word. Irina recounted the events of her 40th birthday and the following Halloween. Elza was fascinated throughout, especially about the accidental discovery of Super Orgasms and the invention of her magically supercharged dildo.

“You know, it’s strange,” Irina sighed after her monologue. “Aside from that one hiccup at the start, I’ve been very calm and relaxed around you.”

Irina went quiet for a moment. “I have never really opened up like this to anyone before.”

Elza’s lips gave the ghost of a twitch but she remained otherwise motionless.

“I honestly didn’t believe M’Wela when she said I would get along with you... but I haven’t been able to stop talking to you.”

Irina made direct eye contact with the Italian Super Goddess--something she was usually in the habit of avoiding, given what her eyes were capable of. Elza was familiar with the effect Irina’s eyes had on mortals, but she never realized how astoundingly beautiful they were.

“Thank you, Elza. You’re a good person, and a good friend.”

Irina offered her hand, and Elza shook it. She then pulled Irina in for a hug, which Irina didn’t see coming, but she didn’t pull away, either. It felt unexpectedly nice, actually.

Neither goddess wanted this moment to end. Irina wasn’t used to this kind of affection, and Elza was more than willing to keep giving it. Time slowed to a crawl as they continued hugging each other for days, weeks, even months.

Outside the castle, however, only a couple minutes passed. The two eventually stopped.

Irina glanced out a window, noticing the sun had set hours ago. “Oh my! I completely lost track of the time. I’m sorry for having kept you so long.”

Elza calmly shook her head. There was nowhere else she’d rather be. Irina smiled.

“This was fun,” she said. “We should do it again sometime.”

Elza’s nod was simultaneously subtle and emphatic. With a small wave, she disappeared in a flare of scarlet light. As she did so, Irina thought she saw the faintest of smiles on Elza’s lips. Irina found herself a bit dazed at that. Her visitor, she knew, wasn’t one to smile under the vast majority of situations. Elza must have considered her in very high regard to have done so even momentarily after spending the day with her.

I think that went rather well, despite my fears to the contrary. Elza had suggested--strongly recommended, rather--I get some sleep, so I’ll do so.

She took off her usual dress with a flash of silver light, proceeded into the bedchamber from earlier, and climbed under the covers of the bed. After a deep breath in and out, she was about to make herself fall asleep, but she sensed something happen in a distant galaxy--something that she had never perceived before. It fascinated her, she wanted to investigate it so much... but she had made a promise, and she wasn’t about to get on her first friend’s bad side.

She decided to sleep for just four hours of real time, then immediately head out to investigate the distant anomaly. Elza had told her that Super Goddesses had to sleep for more than a millennium to reap the benefits. Thankfully, her absolute control over time allowed her to pack a thousand years into a few hours. Irina distorted time within her bedchamber to conform to her friend’s advice and willed herself to sleep.


The dream state was truly fascinating to her. It was like an entire universe isolated from the real world, by virtue of it being entirely contained within her mind. She naturally still possessed her omnipotence in this state, so she was, for all intents and purposes, within an alternate universe of her design.

She floated within an empty void. She hadn’t done anything yet, so the dream realm hadn’t manifested into anything concrete. Faced with infinite choices, she was paralyzed by indecision... until a thought occurred to her.

I’ve never really delved into my subconscious before....

Intrigued by the idea, Irina dove in.

She materialized in a dark place. A single light bulb dangled from an indeterminate point above, providing the only source of illumination. Under it was a bound, beaten, and naked Irina, suspended in the air by powerful, unrelenting telekinetic forces. Standing before her was another Irina, who clearly held the upper hand. She wore only latex gloves and high heeled boots, and had five intimidatingly large cocks. She thrusted three of them into each of the bound Irina’s orifices. As for the remaining two, she telekinetically held her submissive counterpart’s arms up to give her handjobs.

The five-cocked Irina noticed the regular Irina’s presence and said, “Hm? Oh, hi there, sweetie. Here to watch your Id get what she deserves like the dirty little slut that she is?”

Id attempted to cry out to Irina, pain etched into what was visible of her face, but the enormous cock in her mouth all but completely muffled her.

“My Id... if she’s the Id, and I’m presumably my Ego, then... you’re my Superego?”

“Of course I am, sweetie! But surely you know that--I mean, I run everything around here!”

I must say, I wasn’t expecting my subconscious to be quite this sexual. That time a few years back when I discovered Super Orgasms must have changed me deeper down than I realized....

Ego said, “Yes, of course. Sorry, I’m afraid I’ve been... out of the loop lately. What did Id do to deserve this sort of treatment?”

“What did she do?” Superego repeated. “What did she do?! I’ll tell you what she did: this little bitch tried to show her ugly face in the real world! Do you realize how traumatizing that would be for us? Making us known? Letting people see us? The real us?! Of course you do! And so does this floozy here, but she enjoys her punishment too much to acknowledge that!”

“What’s wrong with showing that side of us in the real world?” Ego asked.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Superego laughed. “I just told you!”

“I heard what you said, but I fail to see why you are the one making that decision.”

“It’s my job!” Superego shot back. “Id’s an out-of-control beast and you’re too much of a pushover! It’s not like anyone else is gonna keep us in check!”

My job as the Ego is to take the Id and Superego’s input and come to a conclusion of my own. Do you understand what I’m saying here?”

“Yes. I understand that you need to be punished, too. You clearly can’t be handled with any kind of decision-making anymore.”

“No, I’m not sure you do. You don’t understand how any of this works, do you? If anyone here needs to be punished, it’s you!

Superego laughed again. “I’d love to see you try.”

“And I’d love to stop hearing your voice,” Ego replied, “but we don’t always get everything we want. Ah, wait, that’s not quite true--I always get what I want.”

A mischievous giggle found its way out her throat. “You have to remember, I’m the one in charge here. I give the orders, you comply. For starters, you can get rid of those ridiculous things.”

Instantly, Superego’s five cocks vanished and Id began coughing and gasping for air.

“Next, let Id go.”

Id fell to the floor in an unceremonious heap as the telekinetic bonds that had suspended her in the air vanished.

“And finally, just stop acting so high and mighty, alright? We won’t get anything done if no one here is interested in cooperating.”

Superego smirked and pointed to where Id was lying on the floor. She was now furiously fingering herself.

“Perhaps I should clarify,” Superego said, “I wasn’t forcing it down. I was keeping it in check.”

Id laughed maniacally. “I’m free. I’m free! I can’t believe it, I’m free!

One Id became two became four became eight, sixteen, thirty-two... An orgy almost instantly materialized, filling the world with the sounds and scents of excessive, raw sex.

Superego continued, “In no time, that will take over and we’ll all become slaves to our animal instincts.” Voice dripping with unconcealed sarcasm, she added, “Thank you for your support in this matter. You really knocked it out of the park.”

“I’m sick of this,” Ego said. “I’m going to put an end to this right now!”

Ego held out her hands towards the stunned Superego and growing horde of Id and pulled them all into herself. The transition was less jarring than she had expected. She felt at peace now.

Makes sense, she thought. I’ve eliminated the turmoil within myself.

Now a unified consciousness, she smiled and headed out the way she came in.

In the now empty room, Superego and Id reappeared.

“Do you think it worked?” Id asked.

Superego smiled. “Absolutely.”


Irina opened her eyes, waking up from her millennium of sleep--relatively speaking, of course. Only four hours had passed in the real world.

Well, that certainly was an experience. Are dreams always like that...? That aside, Elza was right. I feel astoundingly revitalized. I should start doing this more often.

She realized the bedding underneath her was drenched.

That’s right, the id in my dream went out of control in an orgiastic rampage for a short while. I guess all that sex manifested in the real world as a bunch of vaginal discharge. Lovely.

She cleaned that up with a thought. Moments later, a new sensation confused her: a hand tickling her ear. Did Elza spend the night with her?

Didn’t she leave? I saw her go.

Irina rolled over to her left and found a familiar face, albeit not the one she was expecting.

“Morning, darling,” Jennifer whispered with her usual smile.

Irina gasped, instinctively pulling the covers over her bare--and quite substantial--breasts. Their shape was still mostly apparent, even with the covers over them. She sighed.

“Feeling a little jumpy this morning?” Jennifer asked. “Are we... guilty, perhaps?” Her smile grew into a smirk.

“Would it kill you to knock, at the very least?” Irina hadn’t noticed the thousands of multi-colored butterflies that had accompanied her teleportation into her bedroom until just now. They were scattered throughout her bedroom, finding spots all over to rest themselves.

“Boy, I don’t know! I’ve never tried it before!” Jennifer giggled. “I don’t know if anything is capable of killing me, come to think of it! But anyway, I wanted to spend the day with you.”

“Fine. Send me a message asking if I’m available.”

“But I’m already here!”

Irina gave up on trying to politely say ‘get out’. “Okay, look. I have plans today, believe it or not.”

“Oh?” Jennifer chirped. “Do tell!”

Irina sighed again--a common side effect of prolonged exposure to Jennifer.

“I perceived an enormous flare of energy in a distant galaxy, so I’m going to investigate.”

“What, like a supernova? Those happen all the time.”

“Yes and no, actually. The energy is exponentially greater and much more concentrated. It doesn’t stem from a star’s death throes. Instead, it more closely resembles the sort of pure energy only we Super Goddesses manipulate. Frankly, it’s a minuscule amount of power compared to all we’re capable of, but dramatically more than what should be possible naturally.”

“I haven’t done anything outside this galaxy lately,” Jennifer said. “Have you?”

“No, and neither have any of the other Super Goddesses as far as I know. It’s a fascinating mystery, right?”

Jennifer shrugged. “Not really.”

“Oh, what do you know?” Irina replied. “You take pictures of yourself on the surface of the sun or near Andromeda, post them on social media, and call it science.”

Jennifer looked hurt. “Hey, don’t be mean... I’m sorry I’m not as good of a scientist as you... I’m just trying my best...”

“Oh, don’t give me the puppy dog eyes. You’re teasing me and you know it.”

“Shoot, I was certain that would’ve worked.... Okay, in all seriousness, that phenomenon does sound interesting, even if it doesn’t especially interest me. What say I tag alo--?”

“No,” Irina interjected. “I don’t need a sidekick or lab assistant or whatever way of justifying it you have in mind. I’m perfectly capable of going about this on my own.”

“Sure, I understand,” Jennifer replied, actually sounding agreeable.

“Thank you... wait, what?”

“I understand what you’re saying. And I agree, we should see other people. So, I’ll leave you be and find myself a new lover somewhere else in Russia.”

An idea struck her, punctuated by a little light bulb appearing and illuminating over her head. “Ooh, now there's an idea--I could get a mail-order bride! Maybe several, even! I wonder if you can get them in bulk...? Anyway, you go have fun out in deep space! Be bold, be brave, be courageous--all that jazz! Later!”

Jennifer vanished. Able to tell where she was going, Irina sent the thousands of butterflies littering her bedroom with her.

Better with her than in my living space. Or non-existence. Or stepped on.

She rolled her eyes.

Sometimes I have less than no idea what goes on in that woman’s head. Well, at least she’s gone now. Let’s turn to this distant galaxy now, shall we?

She wanted to waste no time getting there, so she teleported straight to her destination--NGC 4860. For a short period, it held the record for most distant known galaxy. Of course, nowadays 360 megalight-years was, astronomically speaking, a much shorter distance. Naturally, a non-issue to someone with infinite power like herself.

Last night, I perceived a planet become energy and vanish just as inexplicably. It resembled a star, but significantly smaller, denser, and more powerful. The energy it radiated was a type beyond what nature’s capable of. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t excited to discover what’s going on here!

She moved in closer towards the curious new energy formation. As she did so, she started picking up what resembled telepathic transmissions. They were of an exceptionally rare and high frequency--only individuals with extreme power and finesse would be capable of even observing the waves, never mind processing them.

Curiouser and curiouser.

It didn’t take long for her to discover that the former planet was transformed into a mass of energy by a race of beings composed of energy. Powerful ones, Irina surmised, for ones who appeared to have just ascended. They were still reveling in all their newfound power.

After taking a moment to attune her mind to understand their communications, she discovered they were considering themselves ‘the masters of the universe’. She forced herself to not giggle.

I can’t blame them for feeling that way, given their position. Honestly, I can’t help but be intrigued by them... I’ve never encountered energy beings before....

Before she knew it, she wound up touching one of them. It flinched, having been so entranced until that moment that it wasn’t aware of her presence.

Irina instinctively stammered, “I-I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have just... reached out and touched you like that. I would imagine sensation is a lot different for you than it is for me, when you’re composed of raw power like that.”

The being stared at her for a long moment before responding. “What did you do...? We are without physical form.”

“Oh, um... n-nothing special, really. I just... did it.”

“That should not have happened. It felt so... strange. Intriguing....”

It didn’t sound disgusted, but rather merely confused. Irina was fascinated.

“It was unnatural, but... could you... do it again? We wish to... study... the phenomenon.”

Irina complied. As she did so, energy flew off the being in waves, in a pattern she was very familiar with. The sensation of physical contact was giving the energy being pleasure--likely of a caliber far beyond what they could experience in their former corporeal state.

“We... we do not understand. These sensations are... very new to us...”

“Sorry, should I stop?”

The being responded very quickly, “No! Please... continue.”

Irina continued massaging the mass of energy. As she did so, she probed the being’s consciousness, fascinated by how utterly alien they were. She found things resembling nerves that, with the application of a bit of power, could be stimulated in a potentially sexual manner. A smirk formed on her lips, much to her surprise.

No, I’m just doing this because they’re asking me to. Really! I’m being courteous to a life-form I made first contact with. That’s all!

It didn’t take long for Irina’s efforts to bring the alien to some energy being-equivalent of an orgasm--apparent by what was essentially a supernova going off in Irina’s face. All that energy unleashed at point blank range barely even ruffled her hair.

The alien was quickly overwhelmed by the sheer intensity of the sensations Irina was giving them. She was certain they were at their limit, and yet...

“Please... continue. We... we don’t have enough data yet.”

Irina thought back to what Jennifer had said earlier: “Be bold, be brave, be courageous--all that jazz!”

I’ve already given them effectively a fantastic handjob. Going further shouldn’t be a problem, right? Well, here goes...

“I wonder... what would happen if I were to impregnate a being of pure energy like you?”

“By all rights, that should be impossible. We have evolved beyond physical form, beyond sexual reproduction. And yet... you have already proved yourself more than capable of the impossible... If you truly believe yourself capable of such a feat, then we would welcome it.”

Altering how her touch interacted with the energy being, she molded them like putty into a fleshlight-like shape. Shedding her dress, she expanded her clitoris into an extraordinarily sensitive penis measuring in at 45 cm. Quivering with excitement, she telekinetically pushed the energy slit tightly around her cock. The pleasure she felt from that one thrust would have killed a mortal woman a thousand times over, but she was just getting warmed up.

The alien’s response was even more explosive than before. Pulses of energy on par with the event that turned their planet into energy--presumably the moment of their ascension--surged relentlessly from them. Irina made sure to contain all the rampant energy, as it showed a trend of expanding beyond the system, which could easily inflict untold devastation to the surrounding systems. Her body became enveloped in an intense violet aura as she continued thrusting into the energy pocketpussy.

“We never would have thought physical pleasure could feel so good!” they exclaimed.

“That’s because it’s not physical,” Irina explained, “It’s far greater. I’m stimulating your very essence in a way literally nothing else can. A soulgasm, if you will. Hope you’re ready, because I’m just about to show you what that’s like!”

With a final thrust that put her infinite strength to use, Irina let out a torrent of energized cum into the fleshlight being, triggering said soulgasm. That soulgasm manifested as a galaxy-scale supernova. Had Irina not contained the blast, it would have destroyed the Milky Way and sent shockwaves throughout all neighboring galaxies.

Irina wound up cumming so hard that her physical body was destroyed, leaving behind a mass of energy not unlike the energy beings before her, albeit infinitely more powerful.

The energy being she just came into returned to its normal shape and gazed at her in mystified awe.

“Y-your essence is so... dazzling. We have never... encountered anyone... quite like you. Who... who are you...? What are you...?”

Jennifer’s advice echoed in Irina’s mind again. Unfortunately, her mouth moved faster than her mind.

“I am the creator of the universe. I am everything.”

She restored her physical form and added, “I am God.”

Oh man, what have I done? I got too confident and then I went and said something stupid! I should’ve known this would happen! Lying to an alien race during first contact is absolutely not a good move! Well, at the very least, I did kinda create this current iteration of the universe after accidentally destroying it with a Super Orgasm. I don’t know if these people will believe me, though! These poor beings were, after all, calling themselves the masters of the universe just a little while ago....

After a long silence, the beings spoke up. “We had believed ourselves the masters of the universe upon our ascension, in awe of all the power at our command. As it turns out, we are but children before the majesty of Your being. We will accept any punishment You deem acceptable without resistance.”

Good, they believed me! That’s a relief. ...wait. They believed me. Oh god, they believed me! What am I gonna do?

Irina’s face reddened in embarrassment. Noticing this, the energy beings became unsettled somewhat.

“Are You well? Are You preparing to smite us for our hubris?”

“What? N-no, I... uh... I was not aware of your species’ ascension. I had sensed your planet explode into energy from my home and suddenly vanish, so I decided to investigate.”

“We apologize! We did not intend to disturb You!”

“No, really, i-it’s fine. Um... listen, I don’t mind you all worshipping me, but you need to treat me as more of an equal, not your god.”

“If that is truly what you wish of us, then we will gladly obey.”

“It is indeed. Now then... it’s dawning on me that I don’t even know what your species is called.”

“We are Avidyne.”

“Avidyne... alright. I’m Irina. I’ve noticed you keep referring to yourself as ‘we’. I take it you possess some kind of hive mind?”

“Correct. We are all Avidyne--parts of a greater whole.”

“No individual names? You’re all Avidyne?”

“Correct. There is no real distinction between us, so we are all Avidyne. Your possession of a unique identifier is strange to us.”

“Very interesting. Well, I imagine you’re full of questions about me, so go ahead and ask.”

“Tell us more about your methods of sexual procreation.”

“Ah, you liked that soulgasm I gave you?”

“Very much so. We wonder if there is some way of duplicating or enhancing that experience?”

“Enhancing, you say...?” Irina smiled genuinely, delighted by this turn of events. “I know a thing or two about Enhancement... would you like to see for yourself?”

“Your specific word choice is very intriguing. Yes, we are very interested.”

“Excellent! Now, just a moment, please...” Irina thought for a moment before producing a device from nothing, comparable to her Super Orgasm-inducing dildo. It started as a duplicate of that immensely powerful device, but was revised to avoid utterly annihilating the Avidyne while still granting them the obscene levels of ecstasy they so craved.

She made a soulgasm-inducing strap-on. It was designed to connect to the wearer’s nervous system, letting them feel through the sex toy. She designed this particular device to cum specifically-tuned power, to efficiently and pleasurably Enhance her worshippers. As she put it on, it fused into her body, becoming a cock just as capable as her dildo--albeit about six times larger. She could feel just how incredibly sensitive it was, nearly cumming herself from touching it alone.

“This will be fun for both of us, I think,” Irina commented.

“Please proceed!” Avidyne said, undeniably excited.

Irina molded the entire Avidyne race into a huge fleshlight. The slightest contact with her super-powerful cock was enough to bring the Avidyne to a gargantuan soulgasm.

Of course, Irina was nowhere near finished. She didn’t even have to do more than simply thrust her eager cock completely within the huge energy sleeve. Simply holding it there was more than enough to keep her cumming constantly, filling the energy beings with power infinitely beyond what they thought themselves capable of. She firmly held their trembling form before her, reveling in their and her ecstasy, continuing to cum more and more into them.

Irina took a moment to reflect on how she got into this unique situation. She hadn’t expected more than a cosmic anomaly for her to document and write a paper or two about. She certainly didn’t expect to not only make first contact with a newly evolved species out in deep space, but also fuck their metaphysical brains out! She kept on cumming, pushing herself harder and harder, mostly since she loved seeing the Avidyne--a species who thought they had evolved past sexual desire--in the throes of ecstasy.

She eventually calmed down and her orgasmic flow of Enhancing power tapered off. Both parties were more than satisfied, but also emotionally exhausted.

After a long pause to gather her thoughts, Irina said, “Well... wasn’t that fun?”

“Absolutely! You have made us so... incomprehensibly powerful. We are forever in your debt. With your permission, we would like to reside within your infinite stores of power, eternally within you.”

“That would be great! You would be easily accessible for me to study, and I would imagine having you within me would feel pretty good, too!”

Smiling, Irina reached out her hand and allowed the Avidyne to surge into her. Once inside, Irina felt a pleasant tingling sensation within her. She wasn’t sure if it was the result of the energized Avidyne species inside her body or the knowledge that she made two new friends in two days. In that moment, she felt like the luckiest being in all existence.

“You know what?” Irina chirped. “Let’s take the scenic route home! How often do you get the chance to behold the utter majesty of the universe like this?”

“You make a good point. We have spent all our time since our ascension in awe of our powers, to the point which we essentially ignored the sheer beauty surrounding us.”

Irina made the trip take about an hour of real time, but slowed down subjective time dramatically for herself, allowing her and the Avidyne to revel in the cosmic masterpiece all around them.

Once Irina returned to Earth, she landed at the front door of Castle Volkoba.

“Do you live within this strange construct, Irina?”

“I do! Built it myself, in fact.”

She telekinetically opened the immense door and stepped through... to find Jennifer standing in the great hall with 2,847 women--Irina counted as she saw them--clad in various colorful and revealing outfits. Instead of wasting time pushing through the crowd to find Jennifer, Irina simply appeared next to her.

“Jennifer, what’s the meaning of this?” Irina demanded. “Who are all these people in my castle?”

Jennifer replied, “Oh Irina, hi! How was space?”

“I’m asking the questions here! Explain the 2,847 scantily clad women in my castle first!”

“Oh, I got in touch with a guy, and now I have 2,847 Russian mail order brides! Didn’t even have to pay! Not only were they were all begging to go with me, but the guy knew an endorsement from a Super Goddess would almost literally print money for him! Anyway, I was just showing the girls your castle!”

“Not without my permission, you aren’t! I live here, not you! For heaven’s sake, have you no sense of privacy? Decency? Civility?”

Irina was about to send them away with the snap of her fingers, but Jennifer stopped her without missing a beat. She lowered her voice to a whisper in Irina’s ear.

“Are you sure you want to do that? These aren’t just any old Russian mail order brides. I’ve already Enhanced each and every one of them. When I give the word, they will unleash a sexual heaven upon every person within this castle. Do you see how eager they are for me to give that order? You don’t want to miss this.”

Irina, to Jennifer’s veiled surprise, was unimpressed. A smug smirk formed on her lips.

“You know, I happened to meet a certain someone while I was out.”

Right on cue, the Avidyne flew out of Irina, appearing as a single, enormous mass of energy. Every one of Jennifer’s mail order brides stared in awe, realizing just how much more powerful the alien was compared to any of them--even all of them combined.

“They’re called the Avidyne,” Irina continued. “Avidyne, Jennifer; Jennifer, Avidyne. On my order, every person here will have an Avidyne enter their body, bringing them to unforeseeable heights of ecstasy and letting loose their most animalistic instincts. Everyone here will effectively become sex beasts. I can tell how eager you are for me to give that order. You don’t want to miss this.”

Irina had been acting on instinct, but when she finally looked more closely at Jennifer, she noticed something astonishing: the absence of that shit-eating grin of hers. She was thrilled, delighted, elated to see Jennifer without that smug superiority of hers for perhaps for the first time in her life. She could tell, just like Irina, that her swarm of energy beings were far more powerful than her mail order brides.

“I, um...” Jennifer mumbled. “Oh my....”

For once, Irina had the upper hand and a smug smirk on her face, while Jennifer nervously fidgeted. The moment was regrettably short-lived, as Jennifer’s usual smile was quick to return.

“Well, now I’m not sure whose order I should be more excited about!”

“I think I can make that distinction clearer for you...”

With that, Irina snapped her fingers. Beams shot from every direction from the energy mass into every person in attendance, Irina and Jennifer included. Pleasure and lust quickly became the only things on everyone’s mind. Not even two seconds passed until an enormous and equally intense orgy formed, 5,698 strong--an Avidyne for everyone in attendance.

Some time later, Elza reappeared in the castle to meet with Irina again and ask how she slept, only to be greeted with the moans and screams of nearly three thousand ecstatic women and goddesses. She raised an eyebrow, confused but intrigued.

A flare of iridescent light approached her--an energy being, she realized. She glared at it with disdain, quickly gauging its intent. Her features relaxed as her scan of its memory brought her up to speed on recent events in the castle. They intended only to use their vast multidimensional powers to give her and the others unparalleled ecstasy. It probably wasn’t capable of the legendary Super Orgasms Irina had spoken of so reverently, but she was interested nonetheless.

She let the energy being enter her. Instantly, she felt a surge of pleasure fill her every vein. Her mind became a lust haze. Pleasure became her entire world--pleasure and how to get more.

Elza was no stranger to being startlingly horny, but this was unusual even for her. By no means was she concerned, though. On the contrary, she had every intention of enjoying it. She tore off her school uniform instead of neatly dematerializing it and dove into the orgy, now 5,700 strong.


Super Goddess OmniCollab: Irina

Originally posted 2020-03-21

A collaborative effort by delta7447 and Ultra Bra. Thanks to CrypticCollaborator and OmniScribbler for beta reading.

This is part of a larger collaboration with Akane, Cones, an anonymous individual, and, as specified above, Ultra Bra and myself. I definitely recommend giving it a read, both because there's great Super Goddess stuff throughout and because this begins right where the prologue ends. Each section takes place basically simultaneously, with the ending leading into the epilogue.

Really, I'm posting this here so everything I've written is available in one place. Unless you just want to read this part of the story, I'd recommend reading the whole thing instead.


“Before that,” Irina interjected, “I have a question.”

Sofia groaned, obviously annoyed. “Yeah, I knew this was gonna happen. Alright Blondie, spit it out.”

“Why do we have to enter one at a time? What happens if, for instance, two of us enter simultaneously?”

A chuckle emerged from deep within Sofia’s throat. “Ohhhhh, trust me, you don’t want to do that.”

“Why not?”

Now suddenly at Irina’s side, Sofia leaned in close to whisper in her ear. “Don’t tell it I said this, but The Factory ain’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. It can have trouble distinguishing two people apart. You and your witless pal might end up somewhere unexpected, trapped in The Backrooms, or even teleported to an inescapable hellscape beyond even your understanding! I mean, is it really worth risking your life - not to mention those of the disappeared humans?”

Irina shrugged. “Maybe. Depends on whether or not you’re hiding something.”

“Listen here Anastasia, allow me to rephrase. This is a singleplayer game. You go in on your own. Whether you come out on your own - or at all, for that matter - is entirely up to you. Of course, you can’t come out if you don’t go in. Hint hint.”

“Fine,” Irina replied. “You can’t fault a scientist for being curious.”

“I can if she’s being a stubborn bitch.”

“Fair enough.”

Irina stepped through the doors to The Factory. In that moment, she felt a slight discontinuity. Instead of entering a room, Irina was seated in some kind of a barber’s chair, which seemed to be built out of scrap metal and obsolete steampunk medical equipment. The room around her was bleak, damp and filthy: it looked like a long-abandoned prison shower room. She was bound to the chair using her own threads of life. These mythical, abstract artifacts are conceptually bound to one’s life - breaking them would kill the individual they were bound to. Irina being an immortal and unkillable Super Goddess, her threads were also indestructible. Despite all that, her will trumped all, as she freed herself effortlessly simply by standing up - the threads fell apart like spider webs.

As she did, a ceiling-mounted analog TV switched on, displaying a ventriloquist puppet with decidedly Sofia-like features. From an adjacent speaker, Sofia spoke using a badly feigned fry register:

Welcome, Esteemed Woman of Science, to- Hey, put those back! In this house we play by the rules.

“Ugh.”

Irina humored her annoying peer and rewound time by a few seconds, re-restraining herself. Sofia continued, but her voice cracked back into her natural squealy one.

Looks like somebody needs a lesson in showmanship.”

Her puppet-self glanced down to a stack of papers on the table before her.

“One second, let me start over.”

The TV screen blacked out. One second later - accurate to the picosecond by Irina’s count - it restarted. Sofia continued in her terrible fry register, which sounded like an attempt to impersonate some kind of black-clad vigilante with a peculiar animal motif.

Welcome, Esteemed Woman of Science, to THE FACTORY.

“Is this your idea of showmanship?”

SSSSSHUSH YOU! Gawd, can’t you be chill for like one minut- you know what, heck this. Let’s just start... the game!

A harsh buzzing sound denoted a button being pressed on her end. All around the chairbound Super Goddess, the room’s walls began to slowly rise, shedding layers of dust upon the tiled floor. In addition to the mechanical whirring, the room was soon flooded with a much more human-like sound, which drowned out any clanking of gears or whizzing of pistons.

With all the walls removed, Irina found herself at the center of a large warehouse. The source of the deafening sound revealed itself. All around her were futanari, sporting erections ranging in size anywhere from fire posts to shipping containers. All were constrained by constantly vibrating onaholes and moaning in a chorus of maddening pent-up ecstasy. Their cocks, seemingly on the verge of cumming at any second, all pointed towards dimensional rifts floating in mid-air.

Irina’s restraints were released. She stepped out of the chair, electing to levitate in place instead of defiling the soles of her high heels with such unsanitary surfaces, and surveyed the large room with all the curiosity and suspicion of an apt rationalist.

Take a gander, Surly McGothface! One hundred - yes, count ‘em - one hundred hyper futas, pent-up and jacked off thrice to the edge and twice back! Pretty soon, they’ll all be released simultaneously, shooting their loads through those portals into Earth! These aren’t any comical mortal spunkloads either, oh no. The smallest of them could drown out the oceans, and the median-tiers can prolly blow a hole all the way through!

Irina raised a single eyebrow and placed a hand on her hip.

‘Ooouh, what’s little ol’ me to do,’ you’re probably wondering already. ‘I’m no people person, I can hardly hold hands, bwah bwah, boo hoo, woe is me.’ You’ve got one shot to prevent the Earth becoming an ice cream scoop for a wandering cosmic giantess, and that means grabbing these bulls by their horns and sucking up their cum!

Irina rolled her eyes, her expression unchanging. The televised doll-Sofia lifted up a large stopwatch, the arms of which spun around comically fast in opposing directions.

Tick tock, what’s it gonna be? Will our meek science lady concede to the lewd, ohoho? You’ve only got a minute left, I’d b- oh.

Sofia now saw that Irina had duplicated herself a hundredfold, placed her lips around each individual hyper futa's cock, and was in the process of inducing stimulation-based ejaculation on them all. Her targets were all entranced in far too much bliss to care about impending planetary destruction, which, thanks to her efforts, did not occur.

Without any sort of resistance or sign of displeasure, she gulped down a galactic amount of cum in a few moments - a little sloppily due to the sheer volume of it all. The moans of pleasure soon turned to a chorus of contentment and gratitude toward this apparent angel.

Coalescing back into a single being, Irina wiped a few stray blobs of white goo from her face and turned to the monitor.

“Was that good enough?”

The jaw of Sofia’s doll-sona dropped, quite literally tumbling onto the floor. She hastily bent down to retrieve it and reintroduced it into her wooden head with a click.

Not bothering with changing her voice anymore, she blubbered out, “WHAT. Hel-lo, Earth to Isabelle, this was supposed to be a challenge. You’re repressed like a Puritan - what’s the deal?”

“Shows how up to speed you are on current events. I’ve had a healthy sexual appetite for almost 90 years now.”

Doll-Sofia’s eye twitched a few times. Irina pursed her lips momentarily and quipped, “So are we going to have an actual challenge next?”

Her visage quickly turning to pure seething rage, Sofia’s face began to lose its artificial appearance, and soon fleshed out into her regular self. She looked ready to explode, but caught herself and stepped offscreen. Irina could hear speaking, but it was too muffled for even her to make out.

Conferring with her Factory, maybe? Irina wondered.

Sofia reappeared onscreen a few moments later. She leaned forward, right out of the TV screen, with a face so red you’d think she was trying to grow horns.

“Oh, I’ll give you a challenge alright....”

The horror film set transmogrified into what appeared to be the start of a maze. The walls stretched up into infinity, and a polished reflective floor produced the illusion of the same effect also happening below. Sofia materialized next to Irina.

“Give this a try,” she said with a smirk.

Irina was about to head off at 6000 c when Sofia stopped her.

“Ah-ah-ah! I should clarify, there are rules here too. You need to solve this maze at walking speed - 5 km/h, no more.”

Irina shrugged and started walking, adjusting her gait to precisely 5 km/h.

She had actually never been inside a maze like this before, but that didn’t hinder her ability to efficiently solve it. The maze was unsurprisingly large, rivaling her home city in area. Despite that, the path to the end was relatively short, taking her only 36 minutes to reach.

“That wasn’t too bad,” Irina said. “What’s ne-?”

She was cut off by an identical maze appearing in front of her.

“Ah, sorry,” Sofia said, “I wasn’t looking. Could you do it again?”

“Fine.”

Irina retraced her steps and optimized her route, shaving off four minutes from her time.

“Well done, Sasha! For your valiant efforts against those vile labyrinthian corridors, you win... another maze!”

The upbeat theme song to a game show nearly two centuries old played through unseen loudspeakers, along with canned applause and a shower of confetti raining down from nowhere. As Irina proceeded through this maze, she picked bits of the stuff out of her hair.

This time, Sofia was at the end, in a midriff-baring crop top with a skirt too short to be considered decent. She shook a pair of pom-poms while cheering, “One more time! One more time! An-ni-ka!”

Irina didn’t break her stride as another maze materialized before her.

Once at the end, Irina spoke up before Sofia could.

“Again?”

“If you would be so kind.”

One maze later...

“And now, Kathleen... one more time!

“I’m beginning to think your challenges are getting derivative.”

“Hmph!”

As Irina headed through this next maze, she started thinking of a way to expedite this tedious process. She decided to make a supertask of herself. With the 5 km/h rule, she couldn’t move twice as fast at each halfway point, so she instead created another iteration of herself halfway between her current position and the start of the maze. She repeated the procedure again and again as she continued walking, filling the maze's optimal route with a line of Russian beauties. In practically no time, an infinite number of Irinas were in front of her, already solving the infinitely subsequent mazes.

Sofia eventually appeared in the middle of the endless line of Irinas, stopping the queue.

“Alright, goth bimbo, I’ve seen enough.”

The infinite duplicates of Irina coalesced into one. “Are we done here, then?”

“Ha! Hardly. I’m done testing you. Now I’m going to challenge you.”

“Isn’t that what you said last time? The mazes weren’t really a challenge, just time-consuming.”

“Shut it.”

The mazes transformed into a remarkably mundane locale: a fast food restaurant. Sofia’s voice emanated from a mic placed in the mouth of a plastic clown statue.

“Feeling a bit peckish?”

“Not really,” Irina replied.

“I can imagine! You’ve gone who knows how long without food! Now that you’re here, you should order something before you keel over!”

“What, you just want me to order a meal for myself? That’s not a challenge.”

“Good luck!” Sofia remarked, before the clown statue went silent with a short static buzz. Irina rolled her eyes and stepped in line.

A short wait later, the person in front of her finished his order and stepped aside... only for a duplicate of him to appear before Irina could step forward.

Oh, ha ha ha. Downright hilarious. Sofia, you clown.

Irina elected to simply wait, only to find the same thing happened again.

“Oh, now isn’t that annoying, now isn’t it?” Sofia said, her god-awful plastic clown voice now suddenly breathing down Irina’s neck.

“Yes, you are.”

“You know, I bet that if you can convince the person ahead of you to let you order first, you might be able to place your order.”

“Again, that doesn’t sound hard.”

Sofia simply giggled and disappeared again.

Irina cleared her throat and tapped the man on the shoulder. He turned around.

“Would you mind letting me order first?”

“Why?” he replied.

The odds of him not simply obeying her were staggeringly low enough that she didn’t have a plan ready in case it happened. She thought for a couple yoctoseconds and came up with one.

“I’m Super Goddess Irina Volkoba, and you will earn my favor if you do as I say.”

He chortled at that. “You? A Super Goddess? Sure, and I’m the tsar of all the Russias. Just wait your turn like everyone else, lady.”

Irina tried again, utilizing her mind control powers. “I insist, let me order ahead of you.”

“Back off, lady! You’re not getting special privilege just because of your looks. Wait your turn or I’ll call the police, capisce?

Irina relented and let him order. Another iteration of him appeared as he finished.

I’m not really surprised my mind control didn’t work on him. Every iteration of him is made and presumably controlled by a force somehow beyond even me. Besides, this is all a test of some sort, constructed by a mad hatter. Moreover, I can tell the new iteration of him doesn’t have the memories of his predecessor. This one won’t call the police on me if I so much as ask him for the time. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some penalty in store for me if I take too long or go through too many iterations of this guy. With that in mind, let’s think this through and get it right this time...

She contemplated how to proceed for entire microseconds, then teleported herself to just outside the entrance.

You seem hellbent on getting me to participate in your madness, Sofia. I hope you’re watching - this isn’t going to happen again.

She made herself into a starving malnourished mess of a woman in a dirty and tattered version of her usual outfit, complete with a sob story if anyone pressed her. She scrambled through the door.

“Please, mister, let me order ahead of you. I haven’t eaten in days, and if I don’t eat something now, I’ll pass out and he’ll find me! I can’t go back to him!”

The guy was thoroughly stunned. “Wow. I, uh... Y-yeah, go ahead.”

“Thank you. Thank you! You just saved my life!”

She turned to the equally stunned cashier. “Please just give me anything you can. I don’t care what.”

The cashier grabbed a to-go bag and stuffed it with a fistful of ketchup packets, a haphazardly scooped cup of fries, and four frozen breakfast burritos straight out of the freezer.

Irina accepted the bag and handed the cashier five worn 5,000₽ bills.

“Keep the change. Thank you so much!

She bolted out the way she came in.

Irina felt like a scoundrel for so shamelessly flummoxing somebody, never mind that the person in question was a simulated construct whose sole purpose was to literally stand in her way. Almost as an insult to her empathetic attachment, the restaurant with its two inhabitants ceased to exist. With them, everything else began to disintegrate: Irina could acutely feel the basic building blocks of matter make themselves scarce. Time slowed down and space folded itself into an infinitely tiny speck. In this reduced universe, the only thing left was Irina’s godly being.

And Sofia’s voice.

“Well done, squirt! That scrappy attire, that fakey fake teary face... roflol! Oh, if I didn’t know what a borax poindexter was behind it, I might even commend you for reals.”

“Are we done now?”

“Not quite, Lil’ Miss Impatient. I’m still not quite convinced that you’re fully attuned to the show-stopping powers of entertainment that I possess.”

“Humble to the last.”

“Cram it! There’s still one thing, one teensy tiny bit that I’m just aching to see. The Grand Finale. A little qualification challenge, shall we say?”

“What do you have in mind?”

“Oh, you’ll see.” Sofia disappeared with a Cheshire Cat grin on her face, leaving her adversary standing in the howling silence of nothingness.

Irina doubled over as a familiar yet unfamiliar sensation flooded her body. It reminded her of the times when she had separated from the fused beings she had created with other Super Goddesses. With the reins of the scintillatingly beautiful, all-powerful cosmic force which had permeated her reality taken away, she was a faulty, powerless ragdoll of a being. Such was the magnitude of her powers that she could still feel its radiance in a hollowed-out cocoon around herself. But this force she had no control of.

Then it happened again. And again, three times in total. Each time a gargantuan volume of power was stripped from her being. She felt like an innermost matryoshka doll, newly exposed to the cold and uncaring world.

Irina knew precisely what had happened. The ever-curious side of her had always been most fascinated with the prospect of the future; however, maintaining her unique personality required her to willfully deny herself omniscience in any capacity. So, to satiate her thirst for control in the face of an unpredictable universe, Irina adopted the habit of simulating every possible turn of events which could possibly follow, in real time.

“I’ve been reduced to a mortal.”

This was no unexpected turn of events. In fact it was quite an obvious outcome. Right now, Irina was only the sexiest woman to ever live, clad in clothes which would require the combined resources of over twenty thousand different planets if tailored by mortals.

And live she did. She took her first mortal breath in ages, feeling oxygen rushing into her lungs. It was precisely how her infinitely powerful brain simulated it to feel, but it left her slightly woozy all the same. Functioning with a mere 100 billion organic, living brain cells was hampering her thought, though it wasn’t enough to dissipate her perfectly precognitized contingencies to this situation.

Irina also knew precisely what The Factory wanted of her. She had to prove herself capable of jestery and tomfoolery, even with the extremely limited ‘resources’ of humanity.

To think that I, the Nobel laureate for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, and Economics for twelve consecutive years, holder of a doctorate in every conceivable field of science, twenty-three of which were discovered and pioneered by myself, would have to resort to this. I wish this rabbit hole didn’t go this far....

She looked around herself in the blinding darkness, trying to make sure there were no witnesses. Then, without any expression of emotion except for maybe the slightest hint of dispiritation, she performed the thumb-in-half trick.

“Isn’t this what you wanted?” she rhetorically asked the vast, echoless darkness of The Factory surrounding her. “To see a dignified and accomplished scientist and goddess resort to half-amusing parlor tricks?”

Yes, this was precisely what it wanted. To her horror, Irina began hearing applause from behind her. Flustered, she turned around and saw that she was now standing on a stage, clad in an white tux which could barely contain her monstrous curves.

Oh fuck. People. So many of them, too.

Staring at her with those glassy eyes, which revealed nothing to Irina’s non-clairvoyant brain. As a result, she was frozen in... fear?

No other answer makes sense. So this is fear, huh? First time for everything. Such a remarkably complex emotion.... There are papers to be written on this feeling alone, but that’s something for later.

The previously simulated intricacies of it were already partially lost to her mortal brain. Mortal, but not powerless. She now had the approximate power set of a stage magician - one capable of performing actual magic. That was just what she was to do, for Sofia’s entertainment. Naturally, Irina had prepared a plan for this situation as well.

Sofia, being the madwoman she is, wouldn’t be content with seeing any singular act of proper stage magic. Instead, Irina surmised, she had to subvert the very idea of it, by drawing a clear distinction between the flashy and gaudy purpose of illusionism and the practicality of real magic.

Not bothering to introduce herself or to babble any kind of nonsense about ‘how great it is to be here tonight’ or ‘what a lovely audience we have’, Irina raised her hands without bravado and a sickening, unnatural voice rang out throughout the hall. The audience had seemingly turned into a pile of clothes. However, upon closer inspection, underneath every pile of finely ironed fabrics, a single white rabbit began to wriggle its way out.

The lesson was simple: real magic isn’t flashy.

Irina felt the beginning of a very familiar sensation. Her power was returning, slowly but surely.

“Oh wow,” Sofia uttered, with a voice literally dripping with sarcasm. “I think my expectations have been subverted! Excuse me, I need a minute to process this!”

Her regained powers were a relief, but nowhere near the ultipotence she was starting to crave. She was leagues beyond her prior state as a stage performer - now akin to an arch-witch, comparable in power to a demigoddess, possibly the most powerful human alive. Appropriately for her role, Irina found herself at the top of a dark tower, dressed in fine garbs and seated in a semicircle with herself at the center.

Judging from the context and that The Factory had likely took notice of her internal comparison to an arch-witch, Irina correctly deduced that she was now an arch-witch. The most talented and capable spellcaster in all the lands, with a keen awareness of the inner workings of magic, who headed the prestigious League of Wizards.

A curious point of dispute came to her attention - something that would certainly grant her access to the following power level, if The Factory itself wouldn’t grant it to her.

Irina perked up from her partially hunched posture, prompting the whole League of Wizards to turn their gazes towards her. Silently, she walked over to a chalkboard and touched it, causing swirls of colorful patterns and text erupting onto the board - runes, sigils, incantations, and blueprints.

“Esteemed fellow witches and wizards,” she started, “upon carefully reviewing the inner mechanics of our system of magic, I’ve come across... quite a shocking revelation.”

Irina produced an unassuming small metallic object from under her cloak.

“As you know, magic is produced by performing intricate incantations and gestures. However, in principle these ritualistic actions can be reduced to their most basic components and reproduced using electricity.”

A spark of lightning flew from Irina’s finger into an exposed metal outlet on the object.

“This machine I’m holding is an automatic spellcaster. It effectively converts electricity into pure magic.”

Several members of the League became restless, and began furiously deliberating.

“This experiment of yours is pure madness!” one riled up geezer cried out.

“Yes, it will bring ruin to the balance of the universe!” another added.

“You must dismantle this godforsaken artifact,” a third demanded. “Immediately!”

“I’m afraid it’s not that simple,” Irina answered. “This object converts magic from two temporal directions. Therefore, as this conversion progresses, its initial source of electricity becomes more and more saturated with magic.”

Irina bit her lip and shivered very subtly.

“To clarify... it constantly boosts my magical powers.”

Without warning, another, identical brick appeared in Irina’s hand. The slightest moan slipped from her otherwise cool and collected face.

“In addition...”

She began to pant and her face reddened. A third object appeared, followed almost instantly by a fourth, fifth, and a hundredth. The sheer intensity of the pleasure rendered Irina barely able to vocalize at all. The clankering roar of billions of magic conversion machines produced a din that she couldn’t project her voice loudly enough to penetrate.

Regardless, she managed to utter, “...It multiplies itself... exponentially.”

The following sequence of events happened essentially instantaneously. With Irina’s mind presently comparable to that of a gifted human, it wasn’t until she fully regained her powers that she was able to clearly recall everything that transpired.

Electricity in her own body was converted into increasingly potent magic, elevating her to godhood in a matter of femtoseconds. As her body reached its saturation point and all electricity in her body was converted, it began to leak out into the environment, retroactively transforming all electricity in the universe into pure magic. As the bricks functioned solely on electricity, they subsequently powered down and ceased to exist.

Since electricity always was magic, thunderstorms - now called magic storms - were generally accompanied by blasts of magic. These blasts cast random spells upon whatever they impacted. Their collective strikes were akin to the random firing of neurons during sleep, which the brain interprets as a dream. Like dreams, just about anything was possible from a magic storm: a smouldering crater, distortions in space and time, previously fictional creatures suddenly manifesting in reality, even sometimes nothing at all. The zap from static electricity produces a similar effect, albeit on a much smaller scale.

Speaking of the firing of neurons, the human brain’s bioelectricity became magic as well. With pure magical energy inextricably linked to humanity’s mind and consciousness, the species retroactively evolved into a race of gods. The ascension to divinity was downright orgasmic, initiating a species-wide orgy with no conceivable end in sight.

Irina was not exempt from this. She wouldn’t have it any other way! She remained the most powerful human, becoming top dog in a species-wide pantheon. Humanity as a whole pleasured her with their worship, sending her to heights of ecstasy beyond what any of them could ever hope to experience themselves.

She was in a heaven of her own making! One last act should elevate her back to the status of a Super Goddess... if she played her cards right. In the heat of the moment, that wasn’t foremost on her mind, however.

“The universe is mine to command, to control! With just a thought, I can redirect any and all cosmological forces to pleasure me! Actually, I think the four out there aren’t enough for me, don’t you? There needs to be a fifth, designed specifically to give me infinite pleasure! I want to experience an eternal orgasm unlike anything even I can comprehend!”

Irina’s powers weren’t quite to the same extent as she’d like, but workable. For the faintest moment, she considered the dumbest thing she could possibly do with all this power, and found the answer approaching her at an accelerating rate, outside of even her already-near-infinite control. On the precipice of her most convoluted fantasies coming to fruition, she realized just how nicely both her immediate goal of gratification overlapped with her ultimate goal of doing something reckless and irresponsible to prove herself.

A smirk formed on her lips as she recalled the Halloween following her 40th birthday: namely her first Super Orgasm and its unlimited destructive power when uncontained.

Irina, a grain of sand in the dust bowl of sex, was about to weather her first storm. She created a fifth cosmological force and directed it at herself at infinite intensity.

Her moans became screams became nothing. In a burst of glorious hedonistic euphoria, she extinguished it all. Her worshipping pantheon, humanity, Earth, the solar system, the galaxy, the universe, life, death, matter, energy, entropy... everything, herself included.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Sofia rematerialized in the void.

Her jaw had involuntarily and cartoonishly dropped once again, causing it to dangle at her feet. As a result, her voice was slurred as if she was constantly yawning.

“Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. That was wild! Geez Ibiza, you weren’t messing with me about being a horndog. It’ll take me shit knows how many washings to get the concept of pleasure out of these clothes! ...Oh right, you sorta shot yourself in the cooch, didn’t you?”

“I’m still here.”

“What? Didn’t you go commit die, Helena?”

“Yes, but the sheer absurdity of choosing to wipe myself in a hyper-orgasmic flood restored the full extent of my powers. Super Goddesses are unbound from any and all natural laws, so if I wish to return from complete, utter, inescapable oblivion, then it happens. If you have any complaints, take it to The Factory. This is all thanks to it.”

A flash of silvery light produced a large empty warehouse for Irina to manifest in. Sofia, already standing there, was stunned.

Irina let out a satisfied sigh. “Feels good to be back....”

That was no exaggeration. Her time in Sofia’s absurd factory, culminating in her reduction to mortality and subsequent non-existence - even for a short time - was easily the worst experience of her life.

“Now then, I believe you’ll have company in a moment,” Irina announced out of nowhere.

“Wh-what?” She noticed her displaced jaw and kicked it back in place.

A man in a shirt and tie with a hard hat and clipboard materialized.

“Sofia, no last name?” he asked her.

“Yes?” she replied, thoroughly baffled. “H-hey Betty, what’s going on here?”

“What, don’t you recognize the trick you yourself innovated? You made a transcendent Factory, and I figured out how. So I made a transcendent building inspector to counter it.”

Unfazed, the new arrival continued, “Thank you for talking about me like I’m not here. I’m a building inspector with EU-OSHA. I regret to inform you that your The Factory building violates...” he paused for a moment to read off his clipboard. “...literally every safety standard in the book. So we’re having it condemned. Starti-”

He was interrupted by a sudden blast of noise, like an explosion and debris raining down onto the floor. Once the smoke cleared, a large hole in the wall was visible. Beyond it was a wrecking ball.

The inspector looked at his watch. “Huh. My watch is slow - my bad. As I was saying, starting now. Well, it should’ve been now. You get what I mean.”

A steam-powered whistle materialized in a corner of the room and immediately sounded.

“Aaand that’s the end of my shift,” he proclaimed. “I’ll be back tomorrow for the rest.”

With a quick salute, he faded into thin air.

Irina added, “I’ll be going now.”

She headed towards the newly formed egress, only to pause in her tracks.

“Oh, one last thing.”

She turned around and faced Sofia.

“My name is Irina.”

Turning back to her improvised escape path, she passed through the opening in the wall and found herself back at the main entrance to The Factory.

She noticed that Sofia, wherever she was, wanted to speak to her telepathically, so she lowered her mental defenses and let her speak.

I’ll be honest, Russian Gothic, I wasn’t sure if you knew what fun even was when you first arrived at the gates to my domain. You seemed like a clichéd trope: the woman who never noticed how insanely beautiful she is, and has never enjoyed herself in her entire life, sexually or otherwise.

Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.

And then I saw you at work just now! I honestly, truly, legitimately, genuinely was absolutely almost sorta kinda vaguely surprised at that. You managed to out-stupify me. Me: the Super Goddess whose thing is literally outstupification.

Are you working towards something resembling a point here? Irina asked.

Eh, I dunno, Sofia mentally shrugged. Sometimes I just say things for the hell of it, you know?

No, I can’t really say that I do. We may be equally powerful, but you’re nothing like me. Something you don’t seem to grasp is that there are ways to enjoy oneself that don’t require the wanton spread of chaos.

Says the woman who destroyed all existence with an uncontained Super Orgasm.

Irina could sense Sofia was smiling.

You’re alright, vieja, Sofia thought with a chuckle. Let’s do this again sometime. Maybe you could do the testing.

You would make for a very interesting test subject.... Irina thought for a moment before continuing, I will consider your offer, сумасшедшая сука.

Awww, I love you too! I’d ask if you’re down to fuck, but I gotta wrap up this story. You know, epilogue and all that? How’s later sound for you?

Stop stalling and do whatever you have to do.