Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

This page contains a collection of Sailor Moon captions and stories and whatnot, with the common thread among them being that the title character and her fellow Guardians ultimately ascend to the level of power you should expect from me.

For the most part, the storyline follows the original 90s anime (not the English dub by DiC, but the original Japanese), generally expanding into omni territory after the events of the fifth season, Sailor Stars.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me (Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon and all characters depicted or mentioned are owned by Naoko Takeuchi), and above the age of 18.


Wardrobe Malfunction

Originally posted 2018-06-02


"Fire..." the recently awakened Sailor Mars called out, readying an attack in the form of a tiny fireball, at the tips of her index fingers. It quickly grew in size, luminance, and heat.

"Soul!" Despite all this being very new and strange to her, she found she knew instinctively the optimal time to release it. It shot from her fingers and spiraled towards the grotesque youma and instantly vaporized it in an expanding pillar of fire.

...And it kept expanding, much to her horror. Mars yelped as the fire engulfed her briefly before dissipating.

While the experience was terrifying, she found she felt no pain and was unharmed... but the same could not be said of her newly acquired and very peculiar sailor uniform. The entire outfit from her midriff down had burned away, saved for her shoes.

Sailor Mars stands dumbfounded and blushing as her outfit is half-burnt off her, revealing practically her entire body below her sizable bust, save for a tiny white G-string.  Her nipples very visibly protrude through the thin and tight white fabric.  Her long black hair flows in the breeze, with the end glowing red hot.  She holds three paper ofuda reading '悪霊退散' (akuryo taisan) or 'Evil spirit, disperse' in her left hand, between her index and middle fingers.

Mars' face grew as red as her uniform as she realized just how exposed she was right then. She barely had a chance to make even a sound before the eerie portal that brought her, Usagi, and her apparently-talking cat to this strange realm collapsed, sending them and the captured buses back where they had vanished, just outside Hikawa Shrine.

As her transformation disappeared, Usagi and her cat ran up to the teary-eyed Ami and hugged her.

"Usagi-chan, I was so worried! I take it all is well now, then?"

"Yup!" Usagi replied. "And we have a new Sailor Guardian now: Rei-chan!" Usagi turned around and gestured in Rei's direction... only to find her beet red, half-naked, and struggling to cover herself with the scraps still hanging off her body.

"R-R-Rei... -chan?" Usagi stammered. "Where, uh... where did your uniform go?"

Rei responded with a terse "Shut up!" and undid her transformation. Fortunately, her haori and hakama rematerialized exactly as they were before.

"Gee, for a girl so hot, figuratively and literally, she sure can be cold."

Ami chuckled in the way she did when she didn't know how to respond.

Rei approached the cat. "Excuse me, um... Luna, was it?"

"Yes. Good work back there, Rei-chan!"

"Ah, th-thank you. But, um... regarding my, um..." She lowered her voice to a whisper out of embarrassment. "Wardrobe malfunction..."

"Ah, right, that. I apologize for neglecting to tell you earlier, but there wasn't time. I'm afraid that, when you attacked the youma, you were a bit too close, so your uniform got... singed."

"Singed?! The entire lower half of it was disintegrated!"

"Semantics. Anyway, in the future, do what you can to put some distance between you and your target, so that doesn't happen. You may be impervious to your attacks, but your clothes aren't."

"It would've helped if I'd known that earlier... but I can't really blame you, given the all the danger at the time. The, uh... my uniform will appear in its entirety the next time I use this weird pen, right?"

"It... should." Luna chuckled awkwardly. "I'm afraid I don't know for certain. I'm still getting used to all this too, to some degree."

"Oh, lovely...." Rei sighed. She mumbled to herself, "Maybe I can find a talking bird or mouse or something that's a tailor...."

"Um... Rei-chan?" Usagi said. "I-if it makes you feel any better, Rei-chan... you have a very beautiful body."

"I said shut up!" Rei snapped, turning away to conceal her blushing face.


A silly little twist on episode 10 of the original Sailor Moon anime, ostensibly in the ballpark of April 1992. Rei's Fire Soul took out the youma in a single hit, producing a huge, somewhat expanding pillar of fire. So, after I found this picture of Rei with half her uniform conspicuously missing somehow, I let my imagination run a little wild and this caption was born. It makes sense, after all, that someone granted supernatural powers just like that wouldn't instantly master them.

The ashes all over Rei's body are various decal textures for explosions in Star Wars: Republic Commando. This is my first time attempting an effect like this, but I think it turned out alright.

The smoke emanating from Rei's truncated uniform, while faint, are brushes by Falln-Stock on DeviantArt, as well as the generic smoke brush that comes with Gimp.

The image I used is fanart of Sailor Mars from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, by mochi kuu usagi on Pixiv (I combined the first and second images to produce a torn/burnt uniform that still has the sleeves Mars wears in the anime.)


The Limitless Outers

Originally posted 2019-03-09

Something of a follow-up on the end of the Sailor Moon manga featuring Sailors Uranus and Neptune, taken in the sort of direction you probably expect from my work by now.

Requested by WBLtheELITE. Thanks to David Abramczyk, madokaaaaaaaaaaaa, and OmniScribbler for beta reading and additional contributions.


The Galaxy Cauldron was the birthplace of all things--the holiest place in the universe. Its existence became a double-edged sword, however, when Chaos, pure evil given form, inhabited it. All evil was effectively some aspect of it, including Queen Metallia, Wiseman, Pharaoh 90, Queen Nehellenia, and Queen Galaxia.

The only way to truly defeat Chaos was to destroy the Cauldron it inhabited and sacrifice everything. Life would cease to exist and no more stars could be born, but at least Chaos’ reign of terror would also end. Mortified by that unconscionable choice, Sailor Moon did the unthinkable and dove into the Cauldron, taking Chaos with her via the Silver Crystal’s enormous power. She dove in alone, but her comrades--her dear friends--were right by her side in spirit as she descended.

She drew upon the power from every Sailor Crystal and her own Silver Crystal within the Cauldron to unleash her most powerful attack against Chaos: “Silver Moon Crystal Eternal Power!”

In a sense, Sailor Moon sacrificed herself to do so. However, the Sailor Crystals throughout the galaxy bound together into a single Cosmos Crystal, capable of harnessing the Lambda Power. That power caused Sailor Moon and the other Guardians to be reborn and reunited within the Cauldron.

The spirit of the Cosmos Crystal asked what Usagi and company’s intentions were. She responded without hesitation that they wanted to always live together, no matter how difficult it proved to be. The spirit granted their wish and sent her and her fellow Guardians on their way.

Usagi (now referring to herself as Serenity, since her daughter-to-be would be named Usagi) and Mamoru later married, with all their friends in attendance--save for the yet-to-be-born Chibiusa. Their marriage was later considered to be the start of the second Silver Millennium. There was the threat of Chaos eventually returning, but naturally, no one wanted to spoil the happiness of the moment with concerns about the potentially distant future. The Sailor Guardians still wielded the Lambda Power. Even newborn Usagi possessed it at birth. They were all confident that any new threat that arose would be handled with ease.

Decades later, Chaos still hadn’t reappeared. The Sailor Guardians had stopped aging at their prime--around their mid-twenties. Haruka and Michiru got married themselves, as did Ami and Makoto, and Usagi and Hotaru. Rei and Minako became friends with benefits, often indulging in polyamorous fun with the other Guardians.

Before long, things had finally settled down. Life went on.

Upon their marriage, Haruka and Michiru decided to combine Miranda and Triton Castle (more commonly known as the smallest satellite of Uranus and the largest satellite of Neptune) and give it its own orbit between the two planets--a feat made nearly effortless, thanks to the Lambda Power.

Their castles (and those of the other Guardians) possessed enormous power--enough to allow Sailor Moon to transform into Eternal Sailor Moon at one point. As such, the combining of the two, coupled with their residents’ Lambda Power, resulted in an exponential boost to both of their powers.

As they finished doing so, a large, erect cock about as long as her thigh materialized between Uranus’ legs, accompanied by a surge of pleasure, causing an abrupt moan from her. Startled, she raised her skirt and examined the new appendage. It had punched through and tore open the bottom of her leotard.

Neptune was undeniably surprised. “Haruka, is... is that thing real? Where did it even come from?”

“I... I’m not sure, but...” She started panting. “Oh man... I’m losing my mind here! It’s all so alien, and yet so... right, if that makes any sense. It’s... kinda like I’ve always wanted this... and now I finally have the opportunity for that release. Michiru... would you, ah... mind helping out?”

Neptune stammered, “Certainly, but I’m afraid I’m not very well-versed in these matters.” She dropped her skirt and moved the bottom of her leotard aside, then moved towards the tip of the pulsating phallus.

“Watch out!” Uranus groaned. Neptune instinctively hit the floor, just before Uranus’ cock violently quadrupled in length and girth.

Neptune rolled over and stared in awe at how much larger it was now.

“Oh... my...” she whispered. Her sex drive was very much under control--something she was proud of in adolescence--but now, staring at her lover’s gargantuan cock, she couldn’t help but want all of it inside her, laws of physics be damned.

Meanwhile, Uranus was starting to have trouble standing, both from how absurdly large and heavy the appendage was getting, and also the sheer amount of raw desire and lust rolling through her shivering body.

“I had very little warning before that happened,” Uranus said. “Honestly, it’s not safe for you to be there. I have no idea when it’ll grow next, or by how much!”

“But you’re so pent up!” Neptune cried after standing up. “I can’t bear to just leave you in agony like this!”

“Oh, believe me, I know! But I don’t want to end up hurting you by accident!”

“Well, what should I do, then?”

“I can barely think like this! Please do your--” Uranus screamed as her cock grew again, now large enough to reach just outside the castle. “Do your best, and hurry!

Neptune blocked out all stimuli and thought only about this dilemma and what ways she could solve it.

The Lambda Power made us incredibly powerful. Could that power be used to remedy this? I don’t know enough about that power to say for certain. There was also that boost we just received upon merging our castles together. I’d much rather test this new power in a safe, controlled environment, but that would seem to be a luxury that’s currently not an option!

She prayed that she would be able to help her lover and unleashed her new powers.

Suddenly, she was in several distant points in space at once, as well as still at the castle with Uranus. Before long, she could see Uranus’ growing cock at every vantage point she somehow had. It was an unstoppable monstrosity now, growing light-years in seconds.

She realized her current state was like an augmented form of her Deep Aqua Mirror’s teleportation abilities. She wasn’t merely perceiving several different points in space, she existed in each of them simultaneously. While that was potentially useful, she wanted to find the end of Uranus’ impossibly large cock--give her beloved pleasure at the most sensitive part of her body, as well as enjoy it for herself.

Just like that, by putting her wish into words, she found the tip of Uranus’ cock. Interestingly enough, it technically didn’t exist. Her cock was constantly expanding and growing, to the point that its length became infinite, with its girth rapidly approaching same. It effectively transcended physicality.

The more she thought about how unbearably horny Uranus was getting, the hornier she herself became. She had never had someone cum inside her before--certainly not an infinite godcock--so she was excited at the prospect of experiencing it. It not existing in the corporeal realm may have complicated things for her before she was endowed with the Lambda Power, but not her now! She wasn’t sure how to transcend the physical limits of reality, but wishing it so and applying her power seemed to do the trick.

The moment of penetration was like the first step into a bubbling hot tub: it filled her with a sudden rush of intense heat and excitement, which swiftly transformed into unfamiliar ecstasy, but certainly something she could more than get used to. Eager for more, Neptune started moving herself telekinetically up and down the godcock. Much to her delight, Uranus’ godcock continued growing inside her, filling her more and more.

Having something that huge inside her and growing at alarming speed should have been agonizingly painful, but all the power within Neptune and behind Uranus’ cock removed all pain and injury and replaced it with mind-shattering euphoria, which both parties were all too eager to add to by any means. Neptune sent her duplicates dotted throughout space to Uranus and her godcock to pleasure every bit of her and it. Duplicates created duplicates, and before long, Uranus had an infinite number of Neptunes pleasuring every point of her infinite body.

More than motivated to pick up the pace, Uranus thrusted faster and faster, harder and harder. She started absorbing the energy of distant stars, further increasing her near-unlimited source of power. Ecstasy permeated almost every bit of Neptune’s being, to the extent she was close to losing her physical form entirely and becoming pure orgasmic energy. Noticing this, Uranus used her powers to keep her lover intact and corporeal. Neptune thanked Uranus for that by making the iteration of her actually being penetrated by Uranus’ cock a thousand times tighter. Uranus responded in turn by siphoning entire galaxies for even more power.

Precum started flooding into Neptune. She felt her already absurd power double and redouble again and again. She wasn’t sure if it was the precum causing this or the massive increase in pleasure. Frankly, she didn’t care. All she wanted was more.

Uranus’ body goes stiff as it finally reaches her first godgasm. An endless torrent of white rushed into Neptune so fast, so hard, and with no intention of ever stopping. So much power was behind her godgasm that it transcends space and time--in effect, both Uranus and Neptune have always been feeling the infinite, constantly rising pleasure of their godgasm. All the ecstasy the two had felt up to this point was almost like pain compared to it.

So much orgasmic power was unleashed wantonly from the two that the forces keeping the universe intact didn’t stand a chance. The fabric of reality tore open before finally collapsing under the absolute power and lust of Sailors Uranus and Neptune.

Meanwhile, the other Guardians, scattered across the universe, were so powerful that they were barely even inconvenienced by the accidental end of the universe.

The two started tearing into adjacent universes for more power to feed on, to further increase their ecstasy. Before long, the multiverse was depleted, so they moved on to the next one.

Again. Again. Again.

The two continued fucking within the void. There was nothing left to fuel their growth anymore, yet they kept going, kept cumming, kept empowering each other with cum and pleasure.

There was no end, really, but that itself was the end. The two Guardians looked back on infinity, endlessness as a whole. Even now, they still fucked, continuously becoming more, but the lack of time progressing caused them to eventually become used to the infinite god-sensations and regain some semblance of lucidity. Constantly increasing pleasure, while undeniably fantastic, became the new norm, especially in a realm of literally nothing else.

“Oh my!” Neptune exclaimed, finally realizing what happened.

“That sure was fun,” Uranus commented.

“Yes, but...” Neptune replied, “we destroyed, well... everything in the process.”

Uranus looked around, noting a distinct lack of anything that wasn’t herself or Neptune.

“Well, shit. Didn’t mean to do that.”

“I suppose, being literally the only things left, we have a responsibility to remake everything.”

“And, since we got to this point through fucking, obviously the way to get back is more fucking!”

Neptune smiled. “You read my mind!”

With that, the two Guardians got underway even more rigorously than before. This time, however, they had the lucidity to be in control of their sexual energies. They used those energies to create anew every multiverse they had destroyed. They became the source of everything, intertwining themselves with existence itself--to the point that they put the Galaxy Cauldron to shame.

Their eternal fucking and ecstasy was like an engine that kept existence alive and thriving. The mysterious spark of life within sentient beings came to be the result of two omnipotent Sailor Guardians from an ancient universe making love beyond space and time.


Utterly Backfired

Originally posted 2018-06-04


Are you fucking serious? You seriously walked up to me, basically demanded I have sex with you, and honestly, truly, sincerely expected a yes?

Sailor Jupiter's eyes glow radiant green as she glares at you in contempt, with one hand on her wide hip.  She's very voluptuous, and her uniform hugs her body rather tightly--enough for her nipples to visible poke out.  Under her miniskirt blowing in the breeze (which itself reveals the bottom of her leotard, effectively a pantyshot) is a garterbelt tightly pulling a pair of translucent dark stockings up to her thighs.

Let me tell you something. I'm a Sailor Guardian. I've been one since I was fourteen. Over the next two years, I experienced several power-ups which eventually made me into, for all intents and purposes, a god. Even after we defeated Galaxia, those power-ups have kept coming every now and again. I actually had one just a few days ago. In other words, the older I get, the more powerful I become. So... go ahead and guess how old I am now.

Thirty-six. Twenty years later, and look at me now. I'm a literal fucking goddess in the flesh! Even if I wasn't, you can't deny that I look like one. Honestly, if I really wanted to, I could just seduce my way out of any problems I encounter... but I get the feeling you'd like that. And of course, we can't have that now, can we?

To be honest, I don't even know just how powerful I am now! I haven't had a reason to transform for several years now, outside of the occasional role-playing scenario, but those never called for me to actually use my powers. Assuming the progression has been strictly linear after my first two years, allowing room for some significantly diminishing returns.... hm. On second thought, I don't think I'll tell you. I think I'd much rather watch you squirm as your your imagination runs wild, struggling to fathom just how much power I have at my command.

So what'll it be? Are you gonna back off and leave me alone, or do I have to rewrite this entire universe so you never existed?


Working title: Pissed Off Mako-chan

I would imagine Makoto has spent a lot of her time post-manga finale with Ami, allowing her to pick up on all that complex science-y bullshit. That, or her extremely augmented powers helped her understand the concept. Or maybe both. Why not both?

Thanks to the VS Battles Wiki for providing a way of quantifying Makoto's power in her Eternal form (probably extrapolating off Eternal Sailor Moon), though I confess the site doesn't have the greatest track record when it comes to consistency. Better than nothing, I figure, and "bigger number means more power" is simple enough for even me to understand!

For anyone who cares, Eternal Jupiter is at tier 2-C: Low Multiverse level. Meanwhile, I imagine Jupiter at the point this caption takes place is either a High Complex Tier 1-C or a Low Hyperverse 1-B, or somewhere between the tenth and twelfth dimensions. Long story short: not quite author-grade powah, but close enough to us mere mortals. Certainly more than enough to deal with a lowly pervert.

Given Makoto's stated age of 36 here and her canonical birthday of 1978-12-05, this likely takes place in 2015, though it could also take place in December of 2014.

The image I used is fanart of a particularly mature Sailor Jupiter from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, by abdg on Pixiv.

Now, you may be wondering: "If Jupiter is far more powerful here than she was in her Eternal form, then why does her costume basically look the same as her baseline one from the series' start? Well, it's like the fanciness of the costume hit its cap, experienced an integer overflow, and reset to zero. Alternatively, you can envision it like a car odometer--once every digit reaches 9, the next mile traveled will roll them all forward to 0. And she's very much an adult, so the cute factor is largely discarded in favor of a sexy factor. Maybe subsequent power-ups would remove parts of her costume? I feel like there's an anime with that premise: you get more powerful the more naked you are. Maybe that's Trigger's next show after Darling in the Franxx?