Cosmic Mother

This page contains several captions in the Cosmic Mother's universe. Originally these were all their own independent works, but I later retconned them together, with the Cosmic Mother being the common force behind these individuals' empowerment.

All persons depicted are fictitious, not owned by me, and above the age of 18.

Life Imitates Her Art, Guaranteed

Originally posted 2018-05-18

One day, as I was working on an art piece, something like static electricity suddenly zapped from my tablet to my stylus, up my arm, and through my whole body. It happened in an instant, but afterwards, I just felt so... different. I ultimately just moved on, not yet realizing what I had been blessed with.

My art wasn't very popular online. So naturally, I wanted my art to get more attention. In the background of one of my pieces, I edited a screenshot of my art page and added several digits to the visitor count, the follower count, the favorites count--everything. It was such a tiny thing, I thought at the time, that no one but me would ever know it was there. I most definitely wasn't expecting to see all my page's statistics increased to the numbers I wrote the next time I checked! Before I started celebrating, I had a thought, and decided to draw myself having an orgasm. If what happened wasn't a coincidence, and what I drew really changed something like that, then I should find myself in the throes of ecstasy as soon as I finish the picture, right? Sure enough, just as I finished it, I experienced the greatest (and most sudden) orgasm of my life--compounded by my revelation that I acquired the power to draw reality! Anything I draw comes true! As I came down, I stopped and thought. What would be the best thing I could draw to make me all-powerful?

As it turns out, the answer is me drawing the entire multiverse. Well, all I drew was a black image with some swirls of light here and there. My power was apparently able to precisely gauge my intent and make me the capital-G Goddess of the Entire Multiverse, with absolute power over every realm and iteration of existence! I am now totally, absolutely, and supremely omnipotent!

A young woman with medium-length brown hair and a star-shaped hairclip smiles as she leans her elbow and knee against a couch while holding a drawing tablet stylus. She's pretty voluptuous, partially visible from her off-shoulder sweater revealing some cleavage. She has dark short shorts and pantyhose on as well. Her eyes, framed by pink-rimmed glasses, glow brilliant blue, as does the stylus in her hand. Behind her is a computer monitor with a drawing tablet set in front. Paint Tool SAI appears to be running, with this very image displayed in the corner as a preview.

I'll admit, I've thought about fully embracing my godhood and thriving off the wholly single-minded worship of every living being in every reality for all eternity, living a life of literally unparallelable luxury and ecstasy. It's a little tempting, but it'd get boring in a hurry. I know, because I did exactly that in an alternate reality. I'd much rather continue life from where I left off, instead of skipping ahead to overlord of literally everything. I'm just not overlord material, even if I now wield all power that exists, ever has existed, and ever will exist.

Well, it's not like I'm not using my powers at all, either. I'm much prettier and bustier than I was before. My groceries, supplies, and bank account are all incapable of decreasing even slightly, no matter how much I consume them! Now that I'm omnipotent, my powers are completely internalized. I don't have to draw to change things anymore, but I do it anyway because I enjoy it. That's how it is with everything now! I don't need to do anything anymore, but I do it anyway, because it's fun!

Working title: A Stylus That Draws Reality--You Think About That Now!

This caption was originally posted after a series of futa captions, so I had a period of inactivity on my DeviantArt page (since they don't like pingas--some deviants they are), motivating me to open this caption's description with the following: "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. So much so that, not only am I not dead, but the existence of reports to that effect are also greatly exaggerated! I've just been somewhat more active... elsewhere lately."

At the time I was promoting my Hentai Foundry page, but they don't like how I do things, so I mulled it over and went with Tumblr, but that was before they decided to purge their NSFW content in favor of... I'm honestly not even sure what. They even pulled that shit on the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers in 2018. Excellent timing, guys--truly.

But anyway, getting back on track: since this caption doesn't have any distasteful, awful, disgusting erect penises, it was uploaded to DeviantArt as well as the other sites. It's still about unlimited powah, so I trust it won't start too big of a riot.

The image I used is of an original character by Yuusuke Sawada on Pixiv.

Reverse Regret

Originally posted 2018-05-26

Wow, I feel so... different after having that weird melon soda. Not a bad different by any means....

It feels like the carbonation in the soda is going through my whole body now. It actually feels pretty nice! In fact, I think I can almost hear it... wait.

It... my body! I'm causing that fizzing sound I'm hearing! I've apparently been transformed into some kind of sentient slime creature... somehow! This is incredible!

Let's see... slimes can change their appearance at will, right? Let's give it a try-- whoa!

A half-melted green slime girl is doubled over on the floor due to the size and weight of her breasts. Her ass is pointed upward, thanks in part to her legs melting into a bubbling, oozing liquid pooling around her. Green bubbles float around her.

Wow. Just like that and my breasts grow bigger than my head! And my hips are twice as wide as they were a moment ago! It feels pretty good being bigger like this, but I wonder where all this extra mass came from? I thought I'd have to move my slime around to change my body, but the only explanation I can come up with for what just happened is that I used slime I don't have. It just... appeared. Isn't that, like... a god power, creating something out of nothing? Hmmm... I may have become more powerful than I initially thought. Now I'm getting excited! My body's even more bubbly now! Oh, it feels amazing! I can't wait to experiment with these new powers of mine; find out all that I'm capable of now!

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I sure am glad I drank that weird soda I found like an idiot! I thought I was going to have a stomachache for a few days, not become some crazy, sexy creature with amazing powers! Funny how these things work out...

Working title: Hello, Green

So you drink a weird drink like an idiot, so you regret it. But it turns you into something amazing, so you regret regretting drinking the weird drink. Hence reverse regret. ...Did I mention I'm not an English major?

Anyway, this is my first slime caption. As I'm a fan of them, so you can count on there being more slime-themed captions in the future. As for when... uh...

The image I used is of an original character by chikokuma on Pixiv... though since that link is no more, here's a Danbooru mirror.

A Beast in Heat

Originally posted 2018-04-09

This is my first futanari caption, and as such, the first caption I’ve had to post elsewhere to get around DeviantArt’s puritanism.

The image I used is of an original character by Mikage Sekizai on Pixiv--more specifically, I used an uncensored version on Sankaku Complex.

It was finally time. All the students had left the school, and all the teachers were either gone or in the staff room a floor below her, grading tests or whatever.

She had kept herself pent up for hours now, but sweet release was finally at hand. It was her day to stay after school for clean-up duty. She dropped her skirt and panties, revealing her throbbing erection. She headed over to the window, closed the blinds, and leaned back against the glass while she began thrusting with the aggressive desperation of a beast in heat. Given the sheer force at which she went at herself, it was an accurate metaphor.

At a certain point, her powers kicked in, infusing her whole body with cosmic energy. Her masturbation felt even better. Every thrust felt like dozens of orgasms at once.

But when her proper ejaculatory climax finally arrived, it was simply transcendental.

A schoolgirl, naked from the waist down, leans back against a window and its curtains as she clutches her penis in one hand and her balls with the other, moaning and panting. Her nipples are visible through her sailor uniform top, indicating a lack of a bra underneath. A sizable stream of white-glistening cum shoots upward. Her entire body glows brilliant purple.

Semen streamed out her cock with the force of a fire hose as more endorphins than a normal human body was capable of producing, let alone carrying, flooded her brain with euphoria beyond comprehension. Her mouth was wide open, but no sound came out. Her brain was working solely on processing the endless waves of pleasure from her supernatural hypergasm. If she weren’t already leaning back against the window, she would’ve likely fallen over and wound up bruised. While she was already powerful enough to avoid any sort of harm as a result, she opted to avoid it to minimize the hassle.

When her rush of cosmic ecstasy finally ended, she wasn’t disappointed. She knew the next time would feel even better. This round gave her the power to make it so.

Each time she masturbated, she became more powerful... closer to something... more.

Godhood? Omnipotence? Becoming one with the entire universe? All three? Something beyond even that? She had only speculation to work with.

Whatever the future held, it felt so good that she just had to keep at it. She was curious about what this was all about, too. With no one to ask about it, her only course of action was to keep doing what her instincts told her to. A quick wave of her hand instantly cleaned up the substantial mess she made, as well as the rest of the room to an acceptable state for tomorrow. She retrieved her underwear and skirt, put them back on, and headed out the door with her personal effects in hand and a smile on her face.

Your Omnipotent Wife

Originally posted 2019-04-06

Oh dear... fell asleep at your desk again? Another all-nighter? I appreciate your dedication to your job, but you need to take a break sometime.

If you deprive yourself of sleep, you get irritable, and ultimately become less productive as a result... hence all the papers strewn on the floor there. Well, at least you have your omnipotent wife to look after you!

A salaryman is slouched over his office desk, sleeping. The walls surrounding him vanish above a certain point, revealing a colossal woman with large breasts in a gray sweater and black hair. Her eyes aren't visible, cut off by the top of the image. She smiles gently as she moves a blanket over to keep him warm overnight, as if interacting with a dollhouse.

Here, a blanket to keep you nice and warm. The building's heater turned off for the night a few hours ago. You'll catch a cold. Well, you would, if anyone else was your wife!

Sleep well, honey. I'll be looking forward to when you come back home!

god i wish that were me
that guy has a job
he's getting paid
he has money


Been a while since I made a caption, eh? Let the record show that I never said I'd stop making them entirely.

This one was sitting in my Captions folder since June 2018, until sometime later, when I got it to the state you see it now, forgot about it, and remembered it again, resulting in me finally posting it. I really should get better at remembering what I've done, huh?

The image I used is of two original characters by mejiro on Pixiv: a 28-year-old giantess novelist and a 22-year-old normal-sized editor.

A Big Girl at the Gym

Originally posted 2020-07-22

A profoundly muscular woman stands in a gym, with huge barbells behind her. She's mostly naked, save for a white sports bra and panties. She's blown a bubble with her pink gum, contrasting the divine golden aura around her.

*pop* Hm? Oh, you're talking to me? Ah, you noticed how huge I am. There's actually a bit of a story to that.

First off, my name's Michelle. I actually used to be something of a beanpole, believe it or not! I felt like I was past due to work on that, so I decided to start working out just yesterday. I basically spent the whole day at the gym, working hard and having a good time. I went to sleep that night feeling great--accomplished, satisfied.

I woke up this morning looking like this... somehow. I came back here to see if I had done something irregular. Then it hit me: how do my clothes still fit if I'm so huge now? It didn't take long for me to figure out the answer: because I like this sports bra and panties. I wanted to keep wearing them, so I subconsciously ensured they'd still fit.

In other words, I'm a goddess. My power is, as far as I can tell, absolute. I haven't actually found any upper limits to what I'm capable of--wouldn't surprise me if none exist, really! I can produce a magnitude 10 earthquake with the same amount of effort it'd take to hold a feather. To clarify, a magnitude 10 normally can't happen because there aren't any faults large enough. Of course, I have ways around that now.... That's not to say I don't have control over my strength, though. I can regulate precisely how much force I exert at all times. Nothing gets destroyed unless I want it destroyed.

You look surprised. I can't say I blame you--I was too, at first. Muscle--even human muscle--is capable of a lot more than you think. I can fly or even travel through time and space just by flexing!

You are right that a body this huge is an inconvenience, but I can look however I want. As it turns out, this is my ideal body. I apparently had some body dysmorphia about my scrawny body deep down. I didn't realize it was even there until one day I suddenly had my perfect body!

I'm exploring all of time and space now--even realms beyond those concepts. My mind is spread across... well, everything now. I'm on the other side of the planet, the other end of the galaxy, yesterday, tomorrow, a million years ago, a billion years from now, even in completely different universes! I daydreamed about this sort of stuff as a kid--though back then I was thinking more in terms of comic book superheroes than actual uninhibited god power!

Ah, sorry. I can tell this is all pretty overwhelming for you. You don't really need to know all that. Suffice it to say I'm just a big girl at the gym. Would you like me to spot you? If you have time later, maybe we could go on a date too?

Working title: Onegai Muscle

Requested by Oloshadow.

The image I used is of Pandora "Panda" Smith from Muchigaku, drawn by MW-Magister. They tend to not draw much muscle-oriented art, so anytime they do, they post the end result on a relevant 4chan thread. This particular one came from a hyper muscle thread on /d/, courtesy of Desuarchive.

Thanks to Akane for beta reading and additional contributions.

A Visit from Cosmic Mother

Originally posted 2018-07-08

Various shades of cream and purple and pink blur together, becoming sharper to form the divine likeness of the Cosmic Mother. Her eyes glow a pale green and her face is slightly flushed as she smiles beatifically at you, holding her shirt up and supporting her massive breast (dripping milk) with the other.

Hi sweetie. I've been keeping an eye on you for a while now. Believe me when I say you need a break!

Are you thirsty? I have some milk for you. Go ahead.

It's okay. You can drink as much as you like. It's not like I can run out.

You can stay here, drinking from my breast for as long as you'd like. All your problems can wait until you're done. Here, there's no pain, no worries, no stress, no commitments, nothing. Just you, me, and my neverending love.

How's the milk, sweetie? Good? Glad to hear it. I reached into your mind to determine how you would want it to taste. It tastes perfect to you because it was made for you!

How did I manage that? Well... I guess you could call it... mother's intuition, so to speak? That's not to say I'm your mother--not your biological one, anyway. I'm more like... a cosmic mother.

You see, I created this entire universe, as well as the spark of life that led to the creation of humanity--you! My, that was such a long time ago, yet it feels like it was just yesterday!

I keep an eye on all my children--all the sentient beings in the universe--and give them comfort in their times of need.

But this isn't the time for me to reminisce. I'm here to comfort you, not tell you my life story! So go ahead--keep drinking! I'm not going anywhere.

So I may have gotten a little carried away with all the effects... At the time, I had done so in an attempt to cover up the page number in the corner, since my attempts to edit it out with the Clone tool were less than spectacular. (I'm a writer, not an artist.) I figured doing so would help convey the "mother goddess" idea I was going for. By making everything around her face and breast blurry, I think it makes her look heavenly, kinda like Oma Desala from Stargate SG-1.

Of course, it wasn't until after I had finished the caption and was looking for the source that I found a version without the page number. Just my luck.

The image I used is of an original character (best I can tell, she's only referred to as "Mama") by Ryouta Magaki featured in an illustration collection titled Ure Chichi--you might be able to find it under the name "(C83) [Choki no Kamisama & Wanwandou (Magaki Ryouta)] Ure Chichi".