Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is John Smith.
...or at least that's the name I use online, if someplace is insistent on a real name. It's a nod to the alias Kyon gave himself while time traveling in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. My logic was and still is that if I keep my NSFW stuff separate from my existing SFW stuff, then I wouldn't have people in my real life finding out what sort of weird shit I jack off to. I suppose you can call me John if you want, but literally no one does.
I was bitten by a radioactive pervert, and for 10+ years, I've been the one and only... Delta7447.
The first account I made using this alias was my DeviantArt page--I got a "please verify your email address" from them regarding that account on 2013-03-15, so that's presumably the day I created the account.
Before I start chronicling my early horny days, please keep in mind I don't have a stellar memory or specific records of everything, so specific details and the order of events may not be 100% accurate.
I also enjoyed Ben 10 and was watching its sequel series Alien Force as it aired. The eighth episode to air (albeit ninth in production order) was titled "What Are Little Girls Made Of?". Hoo boy.
In this episode, the series protagonists Ben, Gwen, and Kevin encounter the grandmother of the first two, Verdona: a mysterious woman who demostrates magical abilities very much like what Gwen uses--and formidible ones, at that. She reveals the truth, that she's an alien herself: an Anodite, a free-spirited being outright made of mana, as opposed to merely manipulating it. The Anodite "spark" is genetic, and Gwen has it. Verdona expresses interest in destroying Gwen's body to unleash the Anodite inside. Gwen is understandably perturbed and overwhelmed by this, and Ben and Kevin insist that Verdona not be allowed to proceed. We the viewer know the two of them are tough and more than capable of holding their own, but Verdona reacts not with fear but with smug confidence.
"Another dance, boys? Okay. But just this once."
With the benefit of hindsight, I suspect the reason Verdona and Anodites resonated with 2008 me so much comes down to her design, voice, and the effortlessness with which she uses her powers. Going off her voice actresses' ages at the time of the episode, Barbara Bain (voicing elderly human Verdona) was 76, while Juliet Landau (Anodite Verdona) was 43. (Actually, Bain is Landau's mother--perhaps they chose those two in particular since the shared blood would presumably result in similar voices.) Something about Landau's performance just clicked inside me--I really got the impression she was an otherworldly being of pure energy, closer to a god than any mere mortal. Honestly, it'd make complete sense for Gwen to want to become like that--though one recurring wrinkle in that plan is that Verdona estimates it would take Gwen 60 to 75 years to master her powers.
In retrospect, the revelation that Gwen has Anodite heritage makes the setting smaller: magic isn't simply a thing in this universe, it's alien shit like everything else. Compare it to the midi-chlorians debacle regarding The Phantom Menace, wherein an individual's connection to the Force is likened to a Dragon Ball-esque power level.
"Obi-Wan, what does the scouter say about his midi-chlorian count?"
"IT'S OVER TWENTY THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!"
"What, twenty thousand?! There's no way that can be right! Not even Master Yoda has a midi-chlorian count that high!"
While I understand the criticism now, I didn't give a damn back in the day. I suppose my semi-obsession with them back in the day was at least partially due to undiagnosed autism. (Given my current spreadsheet fixation, that probably won't come as a surprise.)
Other works, like Marvel: Ultimate Alliance appealed to me as well. For instance, Ms. Marvel (as in Carol Danvers; this game was released in 2006, well before the Captain Marvel moniker was given to her) not only wore sexy outfits and had a confident, smug personality, but also had a slew of exceptional powers.
Needless to say, I was more of the "waifu over meta" type. (Not so much nowadays with Genshin Impact however, but that's besides the point.)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed regrettably had a male protagonist, but even so, the likes of Juno Eclipse, Shaak Ti, and Maris Brood made up for that (notably, the PS2 version I played originally had cheat codes allowing player models in the game to be used in place of Starkiller, though doing so disabled cutscenes and his vocalizations remained regardless). Their presence coupled with the game's souped-up over-the-top Force powers made it a delightful ride for me.
Around late May 2012 (according to journals I kept at the time), I began watching my first anime, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Those of you in the know know it's... kinda not an optimal first anime, in part due to its presentation not matching its chronology. The air order of the anime is commonly known as the Haruhi order, whereas the air order (which allegedly has better pacing) is the Kyon order.
The first episode to air adapted a story from the sixth light novel, which was relatively new at the time, depicting the SOS Brigade's movie made in the second light novel. Then the third episode to air (the second of the series's first arc) has Haruhi manipulate the Computer Research Society's president to give them a computer. Her plan is quite simple, really: make him grab resident moe character Mikuru Asahina's breast, she goes "kyaa~!", and then Haruhi takes pictures (even knocking the two down to make the scene appear more convincing), threatening to make the "evidence" of his "sexual harassment" public if he doesn't comply. (You can watch this scene and the show's first season on archive.org; it begins at 3:55 into episode 3.)
Haruhi makes a habit of molesting and humiliating Mikuru (despite her protesting), ostensibly for the sake of having a fanservice character in her club, the SOS Brigade. Kyon makes the extremely reasonable suggestion to Mikuru that she shouldn't be involved in the club, but she says it's alright since Kyon's there with her--which at the time seems like an irresponsible assessment of the situation.
We later learn her presence, alongside that of best girl Yuki Nagato and Itsuki Koizumi is all due to Haruhi's unique nature. She's blissfully unaware of the godlike power she wields: her mental state has a direct effect on the real world, so she has to be kept happy and entertained for the good of all mankind.
It's... a lot. But somehow it didn't turn me off from the series or the anime medium, and it's one of my favorite series now.
In the early days, I gained an interest in breast expansion--commonly abbreviated to BE. ReadyArt probably jump-started that fetish in me.
At some point I happened upon the work of Alexander Ryan Rhoades, aka Slovman. Unfortunately, it seems he's no longer active on DeviantArt, but his artwork, specifically that of his Emerald Goddess OC, really activated my almonds, what with her making her worthy worshippers green and incredibly voluptuous. It also helps that that transformation feels really good and seems to even imbue the individual with powers of their own. This guy has a thing for green women and it's delightful.
I also got into the basic bitch fetish of giantesses. If big boob makes peepee hard, why not big everything? It helps that goddesses are commonly depicted as huge, even cosmically so.
I happened upon artwork of Okamitsune, commissioned by her creator VDO, on DeviantArt, made by Stampy. Okamitsune is an obscenely powerful, basically omnipotent, goddess, the daughter of the birthfox Inari and the endwolf Fenris. Okamitsune's growth and power are hereditary, to say the least--though she's definitely more indulgent and hedonistic about it than her parents are.
I happened upon a certain story by an individual known as Kaleb: Orgasm Juice. I believe it was on the now defunct brawna.org (though a rip of the site before its demise is on archive.org), though I also encountered it on The Overflowing Bra.
In it, Janet suffers from anorgasmia and has become desperate to experience the big O. The unnamed protagonist sympathizes with her plight, and his scientific inclination leads him to test an experimental drug for treating muscular dystrophy. He finds it does wonders for a mammalian libido, and that it's indeed safe for human consumption. It initially proves ineffective for Janet, leading to her downing a hundred doses of the stuff all at once. That ends up working, granting her what had eluded her for ten years.
The drug seems to have further effects on Janet's body, enlarging her breasts and improving her musculature. She quickly becomes addicted to the stuff, downing bottles at a time. The protagonist refuses to make more for her, fearing for her safety, so she takes matters into her own hands and makes more on her own, including some upgrades of her own. The drug is augmenting every aspect of her, including her mind. As she continues fucking the protagonist and downing more orgasm juice, she becomes convinced some higher power had punished her by stifling her orgasms, and now it's time for payback.
With significantly more potent orgasm juice and a high-power Sybian, she revels in growing ecstasy, beginning to ascend into something more. The latest revision of the drug is a million times more potent than what she first took. Upon outright absorbing it into her body, she experiences truly inconceivable levels of ecstasy, becoming a proper goddess.
The audience and I were driven mad with pleasure, as our connection with the goddess allowed a small fraction of her pleasure to flow to us. The entire world thrashed in orgasm that day. I'm sure you remember it. It will never be the same.
Needless to say, this story (and Kaleb's other works, of course) had a significant influence on my writing, when I eventually got around to doing that and posting it online.
In early 2018, an omnipotence-themed thread became a recurring feature on 4chan's /d/ board, eventually leading to the creation of a Discord server. I immediately joined, though due to my poor social skills I was never particularly active there. I did start posting captions to DeviantArt with the intention of sharing them on the server though, so that's fun. And it's through that server that I met close friends like Akane, CrypticCollaborator, and OmniScribbler, so it's understandably dear to me.